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Sara Jean Underwood In A Sexy Tight Dress

I almost didn’t recoginize Sara Jean Underwood because here she is at some event wearing a dress and not tweeting herself wearing a little bikini. It’s a nice change that I can accept once in a while but let’s not make it a habit.

Miley Cyrus’s Sexy Midriff

If you would’ve asked me two years ago who would be the hottest chick in Hollywood, I’d never have said Miley Cyrus but day after day she is out there showing off her tightly toned body for all of us pervs to enjoy. If she keeps this hotness up, there is a good chance that I might accidentally knock her up. Don’t ask me how, I’ve got super sperm.

Victoria Silvstedt Gold Diggin’ Bikini Pictures

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this Victoria Silvstedt hottie is my kind of woman. All she does is hang out in her bikini on rich old man’s yachts….. That’s it. Obviously she has to wear some of the smallest bikinis you’ll ever see, that’s part of the deal, but it’s so worth it. Here she is showing off her amazing assets at the “office” over the weekend. I need to make more aggressive investments.

Victoria Justice Because She’s Perfection

I’m in love with Victoria Justice , there I’ve said it. Although, I’m pretty sure I’ve said it many many times before. Anyhow, the erection is out of the bag. Here she is looking awesome at the premiere of that annoying Katy Perry movie the other night. She’s perfect, so putting her in a tight pair of jeans or stretchy pants or whatever the hell they are just really works for me. I think she might be one of the hottest chicks out there right now. Tell her I said that. #internetgirlfriend

Hilary Duff Hidden Bikini Pictures

I knew it was just a matter of time before Hilary Duff would head down somewhere warm for a sexy vacation, she’s squeezed the kid out and it’s time to party. Here she is down in Mexico rocking one of the best hidden bikinis I have ever seen in my entire life. Come on! I get it, you still feel a little gross because you had a human being in your vagina for nine months, but I need my Hilary Duff bikini fix. It’s been far too long. This see through cleavage shot just isn’t going to cut it. How long will she be down there? There’s still time.

Lindsay Lohan’s Dangerous Freckled Cleavage

So this old hipster photographer Terry Richardson seems to be all the rage these days with the celebrity crowd, I don’t blame them, he does good work. He seems to really capture the essence of his subject, like these shots of Lindsay Lohan looking like an out of control depressed maniac with big freckled boobs or the ones of Kate Upton shaking her big bubbly breasts in a bikini while she dances the cat daddy. Alright, so I really only like those last ones they’re awesome, but he took Lindsay’s picture too so… Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Just Because She’s A Cutie

Last night was the premiere of Katy Perry’s annoying movie about herself, why we need a behind the scenes Katy Perry movie is beyond me, but Selena Gomez was invited to the party so…. I don’t really have anything else to say on the subject to be honest, I just think that Selena is a cutie and wanted to get some shots of her up on the site for my own personal pleasure. If there were some girl-on-girl scenes in this crap I might be into it. Is there a director’s cut?

Maria Menounos Shows Off The Tight Physique

I don’t really workout at all, although I do consider my marathon self pleasure sessions quite exhausting, but clearly my Greek future ex wife hits the gym. Here’s Maria Menounos showing off her sweet tight little body on the cover of Shape magazine in a sexy bikini. I might have to buy this issue, I wouldn’t mind seeing how she keeps that hot figure. I’m assuming it involves a lot of stretching and pole dancing and girl-on-girl leg wrestling. Hot.

The Many Talents Of Kate Upton

I wasn’t going to post this video until tomorrow, I’m lazy and didn’t want to do any more work, that was until I decided to watch it and couldn’t help but share it with you. This is a video called ‘The Many Talents Of Kate Upton ‘ and it’s pretty damn awesome. I enjoy them all, but my favorite has to be the last one, Wet T-Shirt Champion …. Absolute perfection. I would have also liked to have seen Jackhammering and Twister on this list. Next time. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis

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The Many Talents Of Kate Upton

Miley Cyrus’ Hot Hipster Short Shorts

I’m really kind of bummed out that Miley Cyrus is getting married, not because she’s still really young and making a mistake she’s probably going to regret it for the rest of her life, but because that means that she’s probably going to get fat now. Obviously I don’t know that for sure, I’m just basing that assumption on every married woman I’ve ever met, but I’m really hoping it’s not going to happen. She’s been working so hard at getting her body tight that it would be such a waste. In the meantime, here are some shots of her in her sexy hipster outfit. Hot.