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Victoria Silvstedt Boozy Bikini Party

Man I love Victoria Silvstedt , she just seems like so much fun to be around. She’s always hanging out in her bikini, lounging on the beach with a cocktail and showing off her big breasts and tight little body by the sea. It must be tough. I’d like to hang out with her for a weekend, obviously I’d have to be a fat old dude with a very large bank account, but whatever. Seriously, she’s always on some rich douche’s yacht somewhere. Good for her.

Adrianne Curry Drops Some Twitter Cleavage

I guess Adrienne Curry is getting a little annoyed that Sara Jean Underwood has knocked her off the podium and replaced her as Twitter superstar, Sara’s just younger and fresher and shows off more skin, because here she is with her retaliation pics. Not bad, I like what she’s done with the close up cleavage shots, good work, but I think it’s going to take a little more than this to outdo sweet little Sara. Something special, something a little more risque, something that may or may not involve twin Korean strippers. I’ll be waiting.

Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Hits Twitter

You’ve probably heard by now that Jessica Simpson has signed on to lose weight with Weight Watchers or one of those other programs that squeeze money out of sad fat people, but I have to admit that I’m going to miss some of the baby weight. Specifically the area below the chin and above the belly button. Here she is giving us a great parting shot at the big girls in a perfect Twitter picture. Is that a pager she’s got clipped in there? What year is it?

Whitney Port’s Sloppy Bikini Pictures

As far as bikini pictures go, these are by no means the hottest, but I’ll take what I can get these days. Here’s Whitney Port hanging out on the beach somewhere on what looks like a cloudy day, not that I care all that much about the weather, but I would like to see her laying out a little more. I’m still not convinced this chick is an outright hottie, she’s pretty and all, but she needs to work on her boobage presentation. It’s a little sloppy for my taste. Don’t they make more supportive bikinis than this?

Kristen Stewart Flashes Her Angry Face

If you thought you were going to see a few pictures of Kristen Stewart with a gigantic smile on her face, you were dead wrong. The chick seems like one of the most miserable women I’ve ever seen in my life and I’ve disappointed women all over the world. I guess if I was just named the highest paid actress in Hollywood, with an estimated $34 million last year, I probably wouldn’t be smiling all that much either… Think of the taxes. Forget it.

Paula Labaredas’s Sweet Soccer Booty

So Euro 2012 soccer tournament is going on over in Poland and Ukraine, if you’re in North America you may not have noticed, but all kinds of attention seeking hotties have and they’ve been dressing up in little outfits to show their support for their favorite teams. Here’s Paula LaBaredas sporting some sexy little Portugal undies and a hot tank top. I don’t really care who she’s cheering for, I’m cheering for that awesome booty of hers.

Miley Cyrus In Little Panties

Apparently these are old pictures from the set of one of Miley Cyrus’ videos, I don’t know which one because I’ve never actually seen any of them, but she’s wearing some cute little undies so I had to post them for you. Wait, how old are these? For the sake of this post I’m going to say they’re old, but not so old that she was under eighteen at the time. Disclaimer. Anyhow, she probably posted them on Twitter herself so tough luck. Besides, if you’re going to prance around in little booty undies and heels, you’ve got to be ready for some inappropriate eyeballing.

Paula Pickard Flashes Her Abs

I can’t believe it’s come to this, I must have sunk to a new low, but I’m posting pictures of ‘The Situation’s’ girlfriend Paula Pickard . I’m not pleased with myself. I don’t know anything about this chick, I’m guessing she likes to consume a whole lot of alcohol and probably doesn’t think very highly of herself, but she’s got a pretty impressive body on her so who cares. I don’t know how she’s ever going to hose off the Situation stank, that crap is baked in, but I’m guessing we’ll see her in Playboy at some point.

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sweet Hippie Booty

I guess this is some sort of hippie inspired photoshoot for something, who knows, but it involves Alessandra Ambrosio so who cares. the only bad thing is that she’s wearing more clothing than I think I’ve ever seen her in. What the hell? She even wears booty shorts when she’s out running errands, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in pants. What a waste. Luckily that little booty would probably look awesome in a garbage back so it’s not a complete waste. Somebody get her to bend over.

Julia Jones Unknown Bikini Pictures

I didn’t know who this Julia Jones chick was when I got these shots, so I actually looked her up, but when I found out she was dating that loser from How I Met Your Mother I couldn’t take any more. You would think that when you’re on a hit sitcom you’d be able to get a better looking chick than this? Ok fine, you’re not Neil Patrick Harris, that guy probably gets a ton of chicks, but come on. It’s not like she’s a disgusting chick, she’s got a great bikini body on her… Actually, she should ditch the douchebag, she can do better than that moron. I’m up for a swim.