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Maria Menounos Assumes The Position

Posted on March 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t want to be crude because I love and respect the girl, as much as someone who’s never actually met her and likes to post pictures of her in her bikini on his website can, but Maria Menounos is kind of in a position I really enjoy. You get what I’m saying? I’ll leave it at that. I guess all that dancing is wearing her out a little, I bet her inner thighs are killing her. I can help her with that, my stubble can be very soothing.

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Dakota Fanning Needs To Work On Her Hotness

Posted on March 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was kind of hoping now that Dakota Fanning is over eighteen she might, you know, slut things up a little bit in some sexy and provocative outfits….. I was wrong. Here she is looking like she’s on her way to a baptism in the 1950′s. Not what I had in mind. #antiboner

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Whitney Port’s Golden Delicious Legs

Posted on March 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I want to make some silly comment about how Whitney Port kinda looks like she’s wearing her grandmother’s fancy old lady lingerie while she’s out on the town last night, but those long legs of hers are distracting me, so I don’t really care. Those things would look awesome wrapped around my head. I don’t necessarily mean that in a sexual way either perverts, she can slip into a bikini and climb on my shoulders in a swimming pool and they’d still look awesome.

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Adriana Lima Makes Everything Alright

Posted on March 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After seeing that picture of Jessica Simpson naked and pregnant , I needed something to get things back on track, my erection was really confused. Here’s supermodel Adriana Lima modeling a nice set of bras and underwear to help ease things along. That’s more like it. There’s no way that Jessica’s stomach is ever going to look like this, I’m sorry, but it’s just not going to happen. Sure Adriana’s a supermodel and probably doesn’t eat a whole hell of a lot, but Jessica’s belly is stretched out as far as humanly possible. She’s going to look like she’s wearing a few skin colored fanny packs after she has that kid. Gross. Get it out of your mind. Adriana Lima … Awesome.

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Genesis Rodriguez Is Red Hot

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure who the hell this Genesis Rodriguez hottie is, but anyone who can pull off tight red pants as well as this is alright in my books. I would pay good money to see this beauty pull those things off. She looks like someone who’d be on a sexy Mexican soap opera, and I’m not just saying that because of her name, it’s because she’s got that hot fiery look about her. Very sensual, like she’s just had sex or is just about to have sex. I love it. Let’s see what she looks like in a bikini. Please.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Pregnant Chick

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know about as much about the female reproductive system as that fat ass douche-nozzle Rush Limbaugh, absolutely nothing, but I’m not sure a woman is supposed to look this sexy while pregnant. Here’s supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio showing off her supermodel baby bump in some sexy supermodel poses. Hottest pregnant woman ever! I would impregnate this hottie in a second… No really, it will only take a second.

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Adrianne Curry Plays A Little Grab Ass

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m starting to get a little sick of the pictures Adrianne Curry keeps posting on her Twitter page, not the fact that she posts something pretty much every other day, but that she’s starting to wear far too much clothing and is involving people who have no business in the shots. Here she is playing a little grab ass with some chick and hamming it up with a couple of bar douchebags. I don’t like it. At least throw in a couple of topless pictures or something. Maybe something that involves The Tuna. Just a thought.

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Sara Jean Underwood Is Awesome

Posted on March 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just when I think I’ve seen the hottest possible pictures of Sara Jean Underwood , along comes yet another one. What the hell lady? She’s got to be doing this on purpose. Alright so she’s not in a bikini playing ping pong or oiled up ready for a wrestling match, which was awesome, but she’s hot as hell downing beers out of a glass boot with her hot friends and her boobs hanging out. I think I’m in love.

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Miley Cyrus And Her Hipster Short Shorts

Posted on March 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m really starting to get sick of this whole hipster look, why bother wearing stupid thick rimmed glasses if you’re not even going to have lenses in them, so I’m not sure how I feel about these pictures of Miley Cyrus out taking her dog for a run. On the one hand it’s Miley Cyrus and one of her boobs might fall out of her top, on the other hand she looks like an old babysitter I used to have back in the eighties. What a waste of some short shorts. This chick needs a stylist real bad.

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Jennifer Swift Picture Moment

Posted on March 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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