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Paris Hilton’s Booty Almost Busts Out

For such a skinny chick Paris Hilton’s ass is really looking kinda dumpy, I like a chick who can hardly keep her pants on, but this isn’t what I had in mind. I’m sure lots of you fatties out there know what she’s going through. Anyhow, she’s probably on her period and having one of those bloated days I her so much about in commercials, so I shouldn’t be to hard on the girl, but next time you’re going to wear pants that don’t fit, make sure they’re too small not too big. Just a suggestion.

Whitney Port’s Legs Did Something Yesterday

It looks like Whitney Port is doing alright for herself, she’s out promoting breakfast cereal so she’s really hit the big time. Here she is showing off those long legs that I love so much on a scale for some Kellogg’s weight loss cereal or something like that. I don’t think a young skinny chick is the right person for this job, I get the feeling that there are a lot of fat housewives out there who will absolutely hate this chick. Still hot though.

Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Does The Trick

Here’s Kim Kardashian in New York City the other night doing that thing where she tries to convince us she doesn’t have a huge ass by distracting us with her breasts… It’s working.

Britney Spears’ Sweet Little Tank Top

I guess I was wrong about Britney Spears stuffing her face over the holidays to the point that her belly turned into that of a fifty year old man’s. Here she is in her little tank top looking half decent for a change. I think we’re done with this overly bleached blond hair look, Britney and Christina Aguilera are the only chicks who still do it and it just looks sad now, time for something new. Aren’t celebrities all about reinventing themselves? Something’s got to give. At least her boobs look good. Enjoy.

Minka Kelly Is A Classic Pin Up Girl For GQ

I’ve always liked Minka Kelly , I think she’s cute, and I like her even more when she decides it’s a good idea to strip down to her sexy old timey lingerie for a spread in GQ magazine. Hot! She looks like a classic pin up model, I want to print these pictures out so that I can stare at them before I head out on another bombing run over the skies of WWII Germany. I don’t really know what she’s promoting, I don’t think chicks still wear pantyhose so that can’t be it, but I like the way she’s doing it. Enjoy.

Minka Kelly Is A Classic Pin Up Girl For GQ

I’ve always liked Minka Kelly , I think she’s cute, and I like her even more when she decides it’s a good idea to strip down to her sexy old timey lingerie for a spread in GQ magazine. Hot! She looks like a classic pin up model, I want to print these pictures out so that I can stare at them before I head out on another bombing run over the skies of WWII Germany. I don’t really know what she’s promoting, I don’t think chicks still wear pantyhose so that can’t be it, but I like the way she’s doing it. Enjoy.

Leighton Meester Shows Us Some Skin

Here’s Leighton Meester trying her hardest to flash an impressive amount of cleavage for us at some event over the weekend, I appreciate the effort, but I think some front meat would come in handy in this situation. She’s wasting a perfectly good dress, this should be on someone like Jessica Simpson or pretty much anyone with breasts. Don’t get me wrong, she’s hot and looks pretty damn good, but….. Where’s the beef?

Amber Heard Drops Some Bony Cleavage

I’m already suffering from a little award show overload, nobody cares that celebrities need constant reassuring that they’re talented by giving each other crappy trophies, but I thought that a few more shots of some hotties exposing massive amounts of cleavage wouldn’t hurt anybody. Here’s Amber Heard in a dress that seems to be missing a component or two. If you’re into sternums you’re going to love this crap. Not exactly the bustiest of celebrities.

Amber Heard Drops Some Bony Cleavage

I’m already suffering from a little award show overload, nobody cares that celebrities need constant reassuring that they’re talented by giving each other crappy trophies, but I thought that a few more shots of some hotties exposing massive amounts of cleavage wouldn’t hurt anybody. Here’s Amber Heard in a dress that seems to be missing a component or two. If you’re into sternums you’re going to love this crap. Not exactly the bustiest of celebrities.

Dita von Teese Picture Moment