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Adrianne Curry’s Naked Sushi

Adrianne Curry is no stranger to taking stupid pictures of herself doing retarded things and posting them on her Twitter , her friends must have gotten a lot of strange polaroids in the mail before the internet was invented, so these shots of her naked on some sushi table shouldn’t come as much of a surprise. There are a lot of crude jokes that could be made her, but I have a lot of female readers so I’m just going to leave it alone. Anyhow, a naked chick on the table really spruces up a dinner party.

Kristin Cavallari Has Got My Attention Again

I don’t know what the hell Kristin Cavallari is trying to sell this time, but if she’s going to be prancing around in a little party dress like this one, I’m buying. I’m having a hard time deciding if I want her to pull that thing up or down, both options would be amazing, it’s a tough one. Anyhow, the chick is hot and I hope that she keeps doing whatever it is that she does that gets her invited to these hot dress up parties. Call me.

Christina Aguilera’s Fat Girl Boobs

I always understood that when a relationship ends, the dude gets hammered with his buddies and the chick looses all kind of weight she put on and gets back to being the hot single chick she was when you first met her. So why the hell is Christina Aguilera getting all chubby? Here she is getting out of her limo the other night looking a little soft around the edges, like a pillow case filled with sour cream. I’m all for plumping up the old chesticles, there’s no such thing as boobs that are TOO big, but this is going a little too far…. She’s fat.

Miss America Bikini Pictures

Here are a whole bunch of bikini pictures from the Miss America pageant . You’ve got to love women in high heels and bikinis, it makes them seem so classy. Anyhow, I’ve just got a few pictures from the preliminaries so they’re not all that hot. These are the girls who are going to go on to do porn or marry wealthy old dudes with one foot in the grave only to wake up one day rich, single and realizing they’ve given the best years of their lives to some geriatric…. Not to mention their looks will have completely faded. Good luck girls. more pictures of Miss America here

Rose McGowan’s Short Shorts Kinda Work

I don’t know why, but there’s something about these pictures of Rose McGowan that are kinda making the old trouser snake wiggle around a little in between the pockets. I know that sounds crude, but that’s kind of how I’ve been measuring a woman’s hotness for several years now and it seems to have worked out for me so I’m keeping it. Anyhow, here she is in some boring short shorts looking kinda hot. Enjoy.

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Lucky Fat Guy

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Lindsay Lohan’s Sweet Sober Lips

I’m actually really loving this new sober Lindsay Lohan , I like her more when I’m a little tipsy, the same rule applies to playing golf and watching House Hunters , but what can you do. Here she is walking the streets after dinner in some sweet tight jeans that she might need some help getting out of later in the evening. I’m sure she’s got some lady friends with those weird surgical scissors that would be more than happy to help her out. Take pictures for the Twitter please.

Britney Spears Looking…. Who Knows Anymore

I wish I could say that Britney Spears was looking awesome now that her new song has been leaked and it’s expected to be a big hit and all that crap, but she’s looking kinda like every stripper I’ve ever seen working the off nights like tuesdays or sundays. Those dead eyes always get me going. Anyhow, here she is after getting her hair extensions adjusted, I know, classy right? Who cares, I like my chicks with fake hair, fake boobs, fake nails, fake whatever, basically as long as they’re willing to have sex with me… We’re good. Enjoy.

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Asian Bikini Girls

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