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Izabel Goulart In Some Skinny Hotness

If you like extremely attractive skinny women hanging out topless in a pair of little yellow shorts, you’re obviously a smart man, and you’re going to love these shots of Izabel Goulart . Who doesn’t love supermodels? They have no problems getting topless, they probably don’t eat a whole lot when you take them out to dinner and did I mention that they’re just so damn hot. Like I’ll ever get the chance to take a supermodel out to dinner. I’m not THAT delusional. Escorts will have to do for now.

Erin Heatherton Topless Lingerie Pictures

I think this Erin Heatherton beauty has become my new favorite model, she’s got a sweet retro look about her that gets me going. Or it may be the fact that she’s wearing nothing but some sexy undies and some strategically placed arms. Stupid arms blocking all the good stuff, who stands like this anyway? Put your hands on your hips and proudly display what your momma gave you. She’s new, it’s just a matter of time. I’ll wait. more pictures of Erin Heatherton here

Jayde Nicole’s Talents Are Going To Waste

Here’s Playboy hottie Jayde Nicole doing nothing the other night in her little booty shorts and somewhat see through top. That’s pretty much all there is to this crap, if you look closely you can just barely see her bra. Whooptidoo! If you want to get some attention, dip those fat things in some whipped cream then some chocolate sprinkles or something and then get one of your slutty friends to help clean them up. Those would be some worthwhile pictures. I’m waiting.

Hilary Duff Is A Gorgeous Specimen

You may have heard by now that the rumors about Hilary Duff’s hot little body getting ruined by pregnancy are completely false, thank god, so I thought I’d show her off a little. Here she is looking so sexy and babyless out the other night in her cute little purple t-shirt. So now that we know she doesn’t have a baby in her and her vagina will be safe for a little while, if we could somehow convince her to get rid of her hockey playing husband we’d be in business.

Camilla Belle Is Simply Just Sexy

After yesterday’s shots of Camilla Belle wearing nothing but a bra and a blazer to some movie premiere, so frickin’ hot, this chick has got my attention. She’s just a sexy piece of ass. Here she is walking down the streets in her conservative little dress. I don’t care that she decided go out looking like a lesbian school teacher from the fifties, I still love her and I know that her tight body under there is incredible. More please.

Gwyneth Paltrow Needs A Little Work

I like to see that Gwyneth Paltrow is at least making an effort to get my attention, I bet she’s just been dying to get on this site for years now, but her tight dress needs a little work. It’s got some weird lumps and bumps in there, like a cat in a pillow case. Actually, maybe it’s not the dress that needs work, maybe it’s those old breast that need a little pick me up. Some double D’s perhaps? Think about it.

Jessica Alba’s Hotness Feeds The Meter

I’ve been talking to my therapist about my fetish for hot chicks feeding parking meters, I still don’t think it’s that strange, and he seems to think it all stems from the fact that the coin represents a penis and the coin slot represents a vagina…. Thanks asshole, there’s a hundred and fifty bucks I’ll never see again. Anyhow, here’s hottie Jessica Alba slowly slipping slipping her coin into that eager slot the other day. Wait, does this mean I wish Jessica Alba had a penis? Now I’m really confused.

Marisa Miller Works Out Her Tight Body

Here’s supermodel super hottie Marisa Miller looking sexy on the cover of Shape magazine in a dress that’s pretty much invisible, I wish she would stand up for me. She’s so hot. Anyhow, getting a hottie like this to walk around in her bikini and show us how she works out that tight body is quite an achievement. Well done. I have no idea who the asian chick in the bathtub is, she just sort of slipped in their somehow. Enjoy.

Camilla Belle Has Great Fashion Sense

Ummmm, this is a fashion trend I can really get behind and I’ll pray to whatever being in the sky you believe in that this thing takes off. Here’s super hottie Camilla Belle at the premiere of From Prada to Nada wearing a nice conservative pant suit highlighted by the fact that all she’s wearing underneath it is a frilly bra. I applaud you Camilla, for your daringness, your fashion sense and your incredibly tight body. Well done. I think I just figured out how secretary of state Hilary Clinton can spice up her lame pant suits. more pictures of Camilla Belle here

Mila Kunis Is Smoking

No really, Mila Kunis is smoking. I wish I was referring to her being smoking hot, but I’m not, unless you think lung cancer is sexy, I’m referring to the fact that she’s having a smoke break with some douche. Lame. I shouldn’t be so hard on the gril, she’s probably just stressed out, she’s a young sexy millionaire, she’s hot as hell, and she gets to play dress up all day for work. Poor thing. Not to mention that her relationship with that kid from Home Alone just fell apart. Call me, I’m a good listener.