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Brandi Glanville Classy Pussy Flash with Bush of the Day

Brandi Glanville, groupie slut who was home wrecked by LeAnn Rimes’ fake tits, only to establish herself as someone middle America cared about enough to get her cast on some Beverly Hills housewife show that I refuse to watch because I know it is everything wrong in the fucking world…. I don’t mind staring at the cast’s mom pussies getting flashed, probably intentionally, because everything these bitches do is calculated, even getting a rich husband in the first place…they are pros… Especially when they are rocking’ bush, because unlike the general public, I love bush…it’s natures pussy decoration that everyone has gone and assaulted…killing off the CRABS from the STD top 10 list, making shit obsolete…. I love that hipsters rock bush, and models rock bush, cuz there’s something seriously sexual about it if it is done right… Now, I don’t know if Brandi Glanville is bush right, I just get amped when I see any bush.. I do know I love the contrast of her crackhead veins to her rich whore mom-pussy….. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Brandi Glanville Classy Pussy Flash with Bush of the Day

Brandi Glanville Classy Pussy Flash with Bush of the Day

Brandi Glanville, groupie slut who was home wrecked by LeAnn Rimes’ fake tits, only to establish herself as someone middle America cared about enough to get her cast on some Beverly Hills housewife show that I refuse to watch because I know it is everything wrong in the fucking world…. I don’t mind staring at the cast’s mom pussies getting flashed, probably intentionally, because everything these bitches do is calculated, even getting a rich husband in the first place…they are pros… Especially when they are rocking’ bush, because unlike the general public, I love bush…it’s natures pussy decoration that everyone has gone and assaulted…killing off the CRABS from the STD top 10 list, making shit obsolete…. I love that hipsters rock bush, and models rock bush, cuz there’s something seriously sexual about it if it is done right… Now, I don’t know if Brandi Glanville is bush right, I just get amped when I see any bush.. I do know I love the contrast of her crackhead veins to her rich whore mom-pussy….. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Brandi Glanville Classy Pussy Flash with Bush of the Day

stepGIRL Plays Dead in a stepSHIRT of the Day

I didn’t kill my wife for a viral facebook status update, I just make my #stepGIRLS play dead half naked in their DrunkenSweatshop.com shirt … Not because I am a necrophiliac, or even because I think that dude who killed his wife and posted it to facebook is funny, but because it’s fuckin’ hot… Not to mention, if they play dead well enough, like if they really commit to the role…they don’t say no… Shot by Monsieur Coms

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What An Idiot: Oregon Teen Popped For Facebook Status That Reads “Drivin’ Drunk Classic :) Sorry For Hitting That Vehicle”

How motherfawking stupid can one be?!? Via ABC News: The Oregon teen who was arrested after he posted a ‘Drivin drunk’ status update on his Facebook page New Year’s Day says it was all a misunderstanding. Jacob Cox-Brown, 18, of Astoria, Ore., about 100 miles west of Portland, was with friends when, police say, he posted the status update on his Facebook page: “Drivin drunk… classsic but to whoever’s vehicle i hit i am sorry. ” In an interview with ABC affiliate KATU-TV in Portland, Cox-Brown says the post was meant as a joke. But his friends who spotted the update didn’t see the humor behind it. Instead, one friend sent a private message to an Astoria police officer’s personal Facebook account while another friend called police Sgt. Brian Aydt. “When you post ‘Drivin drunk… classsic but to whoever’s vehicle i hit i am sorry. ’ on Facebook, you have to figure that it is not going to stay private long,” Brad Johnston, Astoria deputy chief of police, said in a news release. “Astoria Police have an active social media presence.” Johnston told ABCNews.com that Cox-Brown’s friend sent the Facebook message to officer Nicole Riley’s personal Facebook account. Dumbazz. Facebook/ABC NEWS

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Karrueche Tran: “I Don’t Have A Facebook…That Is All”

Karrueche Tran and Rihanna have been taking subliminal shots at each other for weeks now. It all started when Rihanna posted a photo of a package of Rice Cakes wearing sunglasses and earrings (as an insult on Karrueche Tran’s Asian culture). Following the diss, Karrueche dished her own jab at Rihanna, or at least “we think” she did. Yesterday, screenshots of Karrueche Tran’s Facebook Page with the status update: “I’m Angelina, you Jennifer. C’mon, you see where Brad at!” The popular lyric is from Nicki Minaj’s single “Stupid H*e” which many viewed as a directed towards Rihanna. However, Karrueche cleared things up with a simple tweet yesterday. Apparently, THAT Facebook page is bogus:

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Cartoon Character images

All Facebook observes that the following status update has been found with some users who have taken part in the trend, adding that it “appears that participants are supposed to switch their profile photo at some point between the 12th of November and the 30th”: NewGame: Change your profile picture to your favorite cartoon from when you were a kid. The goal of this game is not to see a human picture on Facebook, but an invasion of childhood memories until Monday. PLAY AND PASS ALONG! Wondering

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Breaking Up on Facebook: A User’s Guide to the Most Efficient Way to Break a Heart [How To]

For the first time in human history, we can break hearts with the touch of a button, without even sharing air space. How to know if dumping your significant other with a status update is right for you. More

The Status Update That Got a Student Expelled from School!

It is reported that in Florida, there is a student with  the status update that got a student expelled from school! Apparently, the status update that got a student expelled from school included death threats and vulgar language directed to a teacher, Kathy Bowen. The student wrote about wanting to kill the teacher, Kathy Bowen, so that she wouldn’t come back from being on sick leave. The expulsion is reportedly not finalized yet but reports say that the status update that got a student expelled from school is going to be a long process that needs to be examined. The status update that got a student expelled from school is most likely a reaction to the new world we live in where nothing can be overlooked in schools. This of course comes from a day and time after school bullying led to the suicide of one teen. The exact the status update that got a student expelled from school is too vulgar to have on here but is available on the other sites online. There are links that will show you the exact status update that got a student expelled from school! The Status Update That Got a Student Expelled from School! The status update that got a student expelled from school, status update that got a student expelled. The Status Update That Got a Student Expelled from School! is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

Will Cops or Internet Haters Get to the Facebook Fugitive First?

As Suffolk police close in on Craig ‘Lazie’ Lynch—who escaped from prison in September and is now taunting the cops on Facebook—Lazie battles a temperamental public and inspires imitators. Plus: Another inmate absconds from his prison.

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