Back in August, Sarah Silverman’s cleavage stole the show at the Hollywood Foreign Press banquet, which is an annual event that the world showed an interest in for the first time, all because of Sarah’s boobs. Not unlike the Wicked Witch of the West returning her flying monkeys to their cages, Sarah put her breasts away for a while, figuring their work was done. Thankfully, she unleashed her glorious girls once again at a premiere event in LA last night: Sarah was working the red carpet to promote her new film I Smile Back, in which she plays a suburban mom struggling with addiction and mental illness. Not the kind of indie flick that usually gets a lot of hype online, so perhaps Ms. Silverman knew just what she was doing when she broke out the double-sided nipple tape and slipped into a dress more precarious than anything you’ll see in The Walk. Between showing off her fabulous figure at movie premieres and showing up to the Emmys stoned , Sarah has been elevating her red carpet in a major way recently. Her demo might not be college-aged dudes but now that the Internet has decided to irrevocably link Sarah with boobs and pot, I Smile Back might have the biggest opening weekend since Jurassic World.
Janelle Monae took Paris Fashion Week by storm and slayed with every single look. Sticking to her signature color palette of black and white with a pop of red, she stole the show wearing designs by Chanel, Valentino and Giambattista Valli. One of our favorite looks was her outfit for the Stella McCartney show. The […]
40 year old Kerry Washington, who was in 12 Years as a Slave, and/or Straight Out of Compton, and/or Every Tyler Perry Movie, and/or The Help, and/or Crash, and/or Selma, and/or Django Unchained and/or RAY and/or The Cosby Show…is now in SELF MAGAZINE. Yes…I am making a joke about Hollywood being racist…that is not that much of a joke, what is a joke is that people are pretending Straight Out of Compton is a black movie, ignoring the fact that every hip hop show I’ve ever been to, has been 85% white kids…I also like that people are talking about the “beefed up” security like it is a black thing, when really it’s a marketing thing… All this to say, I love all women, black women included, black women don’t love me, possibly because of my small penis…I generally don’t care for old ladies, like Kerry Washington, but I don’t mind staring at her ass in pictures of her posing, because she’s still hotter than most 20 year old white girls… Here’s the video.. The post Kerry Washington’s Booty in SELF of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So Megan Fox has recently ended things with David from 90210…which isn’t really that exciting, it’s one of those too little too late situations…thanks to being old, plastic surgery ridden, having at least one kid, possibly two, I don’t even know, because I checked out on her a long time ago and don’t actually care about Megan Fox and her shitty acting… Not to mention, I know that years ago, these two broke up, she went on a rampage and fucked everyone, but I guess it’s an end of an era, if you consider either David from 90210 or MEgan Fox worthy of being considered anything but two low levels…. I used to like joking about David from 90210 guilting her because he got in her before she went Viral and got famous, when she was just a 90210 groupie and out of work LA actress from a sitcom no one really cared about, because Suzanne Sommers stole the show… You know, the whole, make her feel like she wasn’t a loyal person, leaving him in the dust the second she hits…but this past year he became a season regular on a TV show, while she just got old…and cast in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles… I guess the reason I am posting this is because I like when dudes collectively cheer when a celebrity breaks up, like they have a shot with her, it’s usually socially awkward 40 year olds, from a generation of fantasizing for celebs, that doesn’t exist anymore, because social media has hotter, more available pussy… So if you are one of those people, happy about this, you are a reminder of how I didn’t evolve..and instead decided to rot away here with you… Here are pics of her from random places because people find her hot.. The post Megan Fox Escapes Captor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So Megan Fox has recently ended things with David from 90210…which isn’t really that exciting, it’s one of those too little too late situations…thanks to being old, plastic surgery ridden, having at least one kid, possibly two, I don’t even know, because I checked out on her a long time ago and don’t actually care about Megan Fox and her shitty acting… Not to mention, I know that years ago, these two broke up, she went on a rampage and fucked everyone, but I guess it’s an end of an era, if you consider either David from 90210 or MEgan Fox worthy of being considered anything but two low levels…. I used to like joking about David from 90210 guilting her because he got in her before she went Viral and got famous, when she was just a 90210 groupie and out of work LA actress from a sitcom no one really cared about, because Suzanne Sommers stole the show… You know, the whole, make her feel like she wasn’t a loyal person, leaving him in the dust the second she hits…but this past year he became a season regular on a TV show, while she just got old…and cast in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles… I guess the reason I am posting this is because I like when dudes collectively cheer when a celebrity breaks up, like they have a shot with her, it’s usually socially awkward 40 year olds, from a generation of fantasizing for celebs, that doesn’t exist anymore, because social media has hotter, more available pussy… So if you are one of those people, happy about this, you are a reminder of how I didn’t evolve..and instead decided to rot away here with you… Here are pics of her from random places because people find her hot.. The post Megan Fox Escapes Captor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The 101st annual White House Correspondents’ Dinner was held last night in Washington, D.C. President Obama stole the show with a stand-up comedy set that had…
Though you may not recognize the name Edward Herrman, you’re almost certainly familiar with his work. In addition to his nine seasons on the cast of Gilmore Girls , Herrman appeared in over 100 films during a storied career that spanned five decades. Richard Gilmore – Lorelai’s father and Rory’s Yale benefactor – may be Herrman’s stand-out role for younger generations, but movie and TV fans of all ages are likely to recognize from one small but memorable part or another. Herrman most often played blue-blooded stuffed shirts, but was routinely described as a warm, jovial man by friends and colleagues. His late-career parts ranged from Jason Segel and Alyson Hannigan’s cantakerous minister on How I Met Your Mother to the voice of Stratton-Oakmont in 2013’s The Wolf of Wall Street. Herrman was reportedly battling brain cancer and had spent the past several weeks in intensive care. He leaves behind a wife and three children. While he may not have been a household name during his career, Herrman became a worldwide trending topic within minutes of when news of his death went public. It’s a fitting final tribute for a man who never received top billing, but often stole the show. Watch Gilmore Girls online to enjoy what may prove to be Edward Herrman’s most enduring performance. Gilmore Girls Cast: Then and Now 1. Gilmore Girls Cast Take a look at the cast of Gilmore Girls, a well-loved show set in the fictional town of Stars Hollow.
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