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REVIEW: Crazy, Stupid, Love. Isn’t Nearly Crazy Enough, But At Least There’s Gosling

Posted on July 28, 2011 by | Leave a comment

Crazy, Stupid, Love. is, for the most part, an effective love story, but the two figures in thrall to one another aren’t the ones you think: The magnetism between the movie’s two male stars, Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling, is what really makes the movie tick. The women — and we’re talking about women like Julianne Moore, Emma Stone, Marisa Tomei and coltish relative newcomer Annaleigh Tipton — almost function as accessories, although, as wonderful as these actresses are, that still isn’t necessarily a liability. Everyone in Crazy, Stupid, Love. is served well by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa’s crisp, intelligent direction. Their instincts keep the story moving deftly; if only, right at the finish line, the movie didn’t suffer from a giant failure of nerve.

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Eva Longoria Dresses For Success

Posted on April 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I very rarely post pictures of Eva Longoria because she normally bores me, about as much as her stupid Desperate Housewives crap has been boring the country for far too many years, but I’ve got to say that this is good stuff. Here she is in an awesome business/trash suit outside the Late Show studios yesterday. Business short shorts, high heels and a blazer… That’s what you’re going to wear tonight? Amazing. Forget casual Friday’s, get your employees wearing this kind of thing on every day. I’m impressed.

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Happy Friday From a Slow Loris With an Umbrella

Posted on March 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Oh, Slow Loris. We love you and those big brown eyes. Doesn’t he/she just make you wish you could play wistfully all day, not sit at your stupid computer? We know. This has nothing at all to do with Hollywood news or celebrity gossip , but think about it. What’s not to love about tiny animals holding umbrellas? Exactly. Slow Loris Holding Umbrella

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Victoria Justice’s Sweet Leather Booty

Posted on February 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that Victoria Justice is over eighteen I thought it would be a good idea to post a few shots of her showing off her sexy booty in a tight pair of leather pants. Isn’t that what most eighteen year olds do these days? That and take pictures of themselves half naked in their parents bathrooms then text them to their boyfriend of a couple of weeks who then posts them on the internet for all of us to enjoy. We’re waiting. more pictures of Victoria Justice here

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Myleene Klass Gets Sexy In Her Undies

Posted on February 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t really remember who this Myleene Klass chick is and I’m far too tired to look it up thanks to the stupid Academy Awards , but she’s hanging out in her lingerie so it doesn’t really matter. I actually kind of like not remembering her, it’s like she’s a complete stranger. Like when you sleep on your arm strangely over night and you wake up without any feeling in your hand… Awesome.

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Myleene Klass Gets Sexy In Her Undies

Posted on February 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t really remember who this Myleene Klass chick is and I’m far too tired to look it up thanks to the stupid Academy Awards , but she’s hanging out in her lingerie so it doesn’t really matter. I actually kind of like not remembering her, it’s like she’s a complete stranger. Like when you sleep on your arm strangely over night and you wake up without any feeling in your hand… Awesome.

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Katy Perry’s Hipster Boobs Doing Their Thing

Posted on February 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katy Perry seems to be constantly on tour these days, doesn’t she ever take a break? Here she is during another one of her annoying performances doing her thing in a stupid costume. At least give us a better look at the old hipster boobs, she’s doing alright I guess, but if you’re going to wear something this stupid looking you’ve got to get those girls out there. Actually, even if your not wearing something stupid, those girls need to be exposed.

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Jessica Simpson Heads To Fat Camp

Posted on February 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m glad that all my stupid childish remarks about Jessica Simpson’s weight may finally be beginning to have some effect on her. Here she is leaving the gym after what I can only assume to be one of those grueling fat person workouts I see on The Biggest Loser involving punching the air while holding a water bottle or doing push ups on a wall from a standing position. That crap is exhausting for fatties. I’m just kidding princess, keep reaching for that rainbow.

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Hot Ass in a Gym Creeper Video of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not the creeper in the gym, filming all the bitches in their tight clothes, but I have been to a gym, and the only reason I was into the gym, was cuz of all the bitches in their tight clothes, who would look at me in disgust as I threw up all over the elipitical in what must have been a mild heart attack… That over a decade ago..and I don’t bother with the shit..cuz it just becomes consuming…you know girls of all ages, sweating and turning me the fuck on, making me obsessively think about hitting up their locker rooms with an awkward boner I tried hiding my whole workout I was faking but this video reminds me that I have the internet available to me and I don’t have to actually leave the house cuz I get all teh good parts emailed into me…allowing me to progressively work on being the fattest guy in town…hopefully landing a show on Oprah’s new network… Here’s some gym pussy…in video…thanks to some creep.

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Useless Sluts at a Low Level Charity Fashion Show of the Day

Posted on February 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s nothing like a charity event that brings out all the biggest low level celebrities in one night…..I guess they work on a volume discount for discounted talent in volume mentality where 20 trashy idiots no one cares about or remember but who have been on TV for a minute or two…is far more cost effective than having one big name…cuz it’s a fashion show and they need models…otherwise the event would last 5 minutes…something I am sure every girl you’ve tried to get with both paid and unpaid is familiar with…. Bad jokes make the world go round…remember that…as you re-read this post for the gospel that it is. Suzanne Somers Needs a Date with her Thighmaster…. Denise Richards Lookin’ Like a Fucking Monster Eva Amuri not Showing Her Tits Even THough Her Tits are all that Matters….I mean other than her mother’s tits… Dita Von Teese cuz She really doesn’t matter, if anything she scares the fuck out of me, if anything she’s overrated, if anything Burlesque is for ugly fat chicks with little creativity, if anything I remember her lesbian porn career…if anything, it was no good. Audrina Patridge was Supposed to be in Red…But Was TOo Stupid to Figure that one out… Patti Labelle brings the stupid faces and cleavage….

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