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Mila Kunis And Jennifer Lawrence Get It On

Here are Mila Kunis and Jennifer Lawrence hanging out in their sexy dresses while they get all up in each other business…. In a sexy way of course. I’m not sure who this Jennifer chick is, but Mila is definitely the winner in this hottie head to head. It’s possible that I’ve had a thing for her for quite some time now and might be a little biased, but I can’t help myself, the girl is just hot.

Fergie Works Skinny Jeans & Stripper Heels

I love a chick in insanely high heels, so these pictures of Fergie in some stripper shoes standing in front of a hotel are kinda giving me a chub despite her beat up old face. It’s possible that it’s because she reminds me of a prostitute waiting for her ride to the next ‘job’, but I can’t control that, I like what I like. Obviously she doesn’t look like a hooker, she’s far too old, but those skinny jeans and heels are working for me.

Fergie Works Skinny Jeans & Stripper Heels

I love a chick in insanely high heels, so these pictures of Fergie in some stripper shoes standing in front of a hotel are kinda giving me a chub despite her beat up old face. It’s possible that it’s because she reminds me of a prostitute waiting for her ride to the next ‘job’, but I can’t control that, I like what I like. Obviously she doesn’t look like a hooker, she’s far too old, but those skinny jeans and heels are working for me.

Fergie Does Her Thing On The Red Carpet

When I say Fergie is doing her thing on the red carpet, what I mean is Fergie is ruining a perfectly hot body by bringing her busted up old face with her to work the red carpet. But I’m sure you already knew that. Here she is at the premiere of something called Look Like You Give A Damn last night, I don’t know what that means, but she might want to take it to heart. She looks like she waiting in line at a methadone clinic. Show us some skin.

Jenny McCarthy’s Fake Tits in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I feel like the unofficial spokesperson for twitter….Posting all these bitches in their bikinis that they think is important to put up to twitter…to show off their fake tits…let the world know their annoying asses still exist…a little older….now with more Autistic babies that I guess she put in a cage like she was John Travolta to get out and tan….all for more followers…a simple strategy that works for me…even if fake tits don’t work for me…cuz polluted autism making uteruses do…since if you have to have a kid…it might as well be antisocial and into playing rocks quietly in the corner than a motherfucker who asks too many fucking questions on repeat…that shit gets annoying you know… Either way here is the pic…and I’m digging this free to use shit….twitter makes the paparazzi and their 500 dollar a picture or we’ll sue you obsolete…Keep them coming ladies.

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Sofia Vergara Holding Her Big Stupid Tits of the Day

There’s nothing like watching old ladies on the beach in their bikinis when they are stacked like Sofia Vergara. You know unable to control her tit behavior, forced to carry it around like her little friend she has to tenderly care for because without it she’d never have a career. I mean other that looking at 18 year old girls in bikinis holding their tits cuz they just started the pill for their first sex partner cuz he is allergic to latex and are amazed with how swollen they now are….but we don’t have pics of that….so Sofia Vergara is what we’re left with.

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Whitney Port’s Got Cleavage

I do a lot of posts about Whitney Port’s nice long legs, but I think I’m over looking her cleavage. Actually, I’d love to be overlooking her cleavage, ideally from a balcony while she tans with some hot friends in their bikinis rubbing tanning oil all over each others half naked body. I think I need a nap.

Salma Hayek’s Amazing Cleavage Bomb

I’m not sure, but I think that Salma Hayek wants to get my attention. Here she is out the other night making a solid case as to why she should be named Cleavage Queen . Reigning queen Christina Hendricks’ massive cleavage is pretty much impossible to beat, but Salma’s got the tan and a much hotter face so I’m really confused. They’ll just have to get in their bikinis and fight it out.

Leighton Meester on the Beach of the Day

I guess this is one step up from sitting in her mother’s jail cell she was born in, learning how to suck dick like a fucking bro at a young age on a bed post, because her mother had insight and knew that a girl who can suck dick can go places…places like Hollywood via a Fetish porn career that got her used to the camera before meeting a big exec who happened to have that fetish and spot acting talent that got her where she is today….and unfortunately where she is today is in a fucking one-piece like a new mother hiding her stretch marked belly…not that I think Leighton Meester is hot, but I like whores and since whoring was her strategy to get where she got thanks to her mother’s criminal influence and insight, I guess that makes her hot by default, even when she’s acting like she isn’t some trashy whore who was born in a jail cell that sucked her dick to the fucking top…. BONUS – The Girls Watching Her in Their Bikinis….Cuz Every Girl Deserves a Chance to Appear on this Site… Pics via Bauer

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JoJo Levesque Bikini Pictures

You might remember little JoJo from back in the day. Well, she’s grown up and hasn’t changed all that much. I thought by now she’d get some bigger boobs, but judging from these bikini pictures she posted on her Twitter , I guess she doesn’t want to advance her career. Anyway, her bite sizes are still somewhat appealing… As a snack.