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Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson in Bikini of the Day

I’ve met both Samantha Ronson and Nicole Richie and they both hate me enough to block me on Facebook and Twitter and that would hurt me if I actually found them interesting enough to hang out with, cuz even in their bikinis, they’re just a couple of low level cunts, spoiled, elitist, adopted by a musicians cuz their real dads don’t give a fuck about them for valid reasons, but at least they found each other, hustle.. Nicole Richie who led DJ AM to an early grave by calling off the wedding, and getting knocked up by a good charlotte sister, Sam Ronson who has led Lohan to a similar fate….making me want to stay away even though I love all bitches in their bikinis… So here are some shitty people living shitty lives and here are the pics…. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson in Bikini of the Day

Geri Halliwell Should Be In Her Bikini

I think that of all the Spice Girls Geri Halliwell is the only one that has gotten better looking with age. Here she is out doing a little shopping in Cannes, looking hotter than ever. Wait, she’s in Cannes? Where the hell are the bikini pictures on some rich dude’s yacht? Hotties like Geri don’t go to the south of France and not prance around in their bikinis on some rich dude’s giant boat…. Not on my watch. Get to it, I’ll wait.

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Audrina Patridge vs. Karissa Shannon

We’ve decided what better way to enjoy the summer than by rating celebrities and babes in their bikinis? We are going to have many rounds and eventually crown a winner of all winners. This is seriously the most ultimate and important competition on the interweb. So make sure to comment below your choice, get your voice heard and I will tabulate the results. Now get to it. It’s your duty! Round 1 Contestants Audrina Patridge Karissa Shannon

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Audrina Patridge vs. Karissa Shannon

We’ve decided what better way to enjoy the summer than by rating celebrities and babes in their bikinis? We are going to have many rounds and eventually crown a winner of all winners. This is seriously the most ultimate and important competition on the interweb. So make sure to comment below your choice, get your voice heard and I will tabulate the results. Now get to it. It’s your duty! Round 1 Contestants Audrina Patridge Karissa Shannon

Kelly Brook Staged Loving Post Abortion Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures before, but I’m too lazy to dig through the archives of this site, cuz I really don’t care enough to bother, however, the report claims these are some post “Miscarriage” pics of Kelly Brook and her baby daddy who never was, cuz they decided it was best for her career to abort, after the publicity of her pregnancy died down, pretend its a miscarriage and go back to exploiting her natural tits as hard as she can before hitting 40, at least that’s what I assume happened…. Here she is trying to strike a nerve with the public by bringing out her lover and showing how much she loves him in this dark time, you know sticking together through the rough patch bullshit, but hiring a paparazzi to spread the word all while showing off her massive tits in a conservative one piece bathing suit, cuz sluts who have abortions just go right back to bikinis, while suffering and hurting women go to one pieves…. as to seem still devastated over the “Miscarriage”, and who really cares, cuz as I mentioned, and where you should have stopped reading, provided you are reading, she brought out her tits… Sure, I like her better FULLY NAKED AND CONVERED IN LIPSTICK WHILE HER PUSSY WINKS / STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT AT ME , but this will do…

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Kelly Brook Staged Loving Post Abortion Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

All 51 Miss USA Delegates Respond To a Question

This is the kind of shit that makes my head explode….I lasted a minute in, but I’m sure it gets funny… The good news for these girls is that they were born in a society where the most complicated survival skill needed was how to make an appointment to get your nails done or some shit…because if they had to fend for themselves against the elements, it’d be hilarious to watch, but pretty much the end of them… They should ask these bitches these questions while in their bikinis, because that’s wha they are good for…showing off their tits…we should be knowledged in that. Shouldn’t we Miss Idaho no You da Ho.

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Fergie In Her Sexy Badass Uniform

Here’s my favorite busted face hottie Fergie , although I think JWoWW would be a close second, at some event last night looking sexy in her futuristic bad ass uniform. This is what I imagine policewomen will look like in the future except with more leather and a less angry look in their eyes. What’s her problem? She’s a a book signing, it can’t be that bad, cheer up. Anyhow, I wouldn’t mind being handed over into her custody, I’ve been a bad boy. more pictures of Fergie here

Rachel Uchitel in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Rachel Uchitel is. I assume some useless whore. But then again, aren’t all bitches who get shot by the paparazzi in their bikinis pulling some staged bikini poses that they’ve spent the last 6 months working out with the best trainers for, all in hopes to get the attention they once had that got them in this position where the paparazzi would even bother with them in the first place…if you know what I mean. She’s in a bikini and I’m posting it. Even if I really don’t give a fuck. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link

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Eva Longoria Dresses For Success

I very rarely post pictures of Eva Longoria because she normally bores me, about as much as her stupid Desperate Housewives crap has been boring the country for far too many years, but I’ve got to say that this is good stuff. Here she is in an awesome business/trash suit outside the Late Show studios yesterday. Business short shorts, high heels and a blazer… That’s what you’re going to wear tonight? Amazing. Forget casual Friday’s, get your employees wearing this kind of thing on every day. I’m impressed.

Fergie Drops Some Great Birthday Cleavage

I make a lot of jokes about Fergie’s face being old and busted, but I’ve got to say that she’s actually looking pretty damn good at her birthday party over the weekend. To be fair, she’s doing an awesome job at distracting our eyes from the nastiness with that big old cleavage of hers. Impressive. This kind of thing makes sense to me, breasts sell, especially if they’re trying to sell the fact that Fergie is still at an age where people find her attractive. Well done. more pictures of Fergie here