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Candice Swanepoel by Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My friends over at TCMag went to the trouble of posting 111 pictures of Candice Swanpoel for Victoria’s Secret. I am unfortunately not that motivated, but more importantly, no that interested in the doctored photoshoots Victoria’s Secret shove down our throat to sell billions of dollars, because they are all the fucking same…I know what more can you do with a bitch in a bikini on a beach that they haven’t already done….but they can start with no photoshopping out vagina definition or hard nipples…even though that would upset their Christian fan base, even though they should already upset their Christian fanbase as their husbands are jerking off to these bitches…and I understand why…cuz they are fucking hot….and that’s why I document this bitches other modeling gigs, even it is more clothed cuz shit’s just better quality and motivates me to figure out a way to give her an AIDS taste test with my tongue in her asshole…. Here’s some screen shots of Terry Richardson Shooting Candice for Japan Vogue and she’s in a bikini….and lovely….

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Selena Gomez Sex Offender in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if Selena Gomez is everyone’s favorite sex offender, I just know she is my favorite sex offender, mainly cuz I feel like a sex offender when I look at her in her bikini……even though she’s 18… Cuz age is just a fucking number people, she has the body of a 15 year old and that should be something both morally and ethically wrong to find hot…except for some reason, the law allows it, cuz I guess pedophiles aren’t based on body, but on mind of the person they are lusting after…it isn’t the young vagina, but the interest in playing with barbies or whatever it is 16 year old girls do…. But when that body of a 15 year old is 18 and then it is totally okay to wanna fuck…especially when it is in a bikini… It’s like every bitch who fucks Andy Milonakis, a dude with that stay a little kid even though he’s 40 disease….is what they do ok, or is it sick and should they be monitored cuz getting down like that…willingly…takes a certain kind of weirdness….I call perverted….something you can all relate to…because you’re looking at this Selena Gomez shit from 2 days ago…. TO See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kristina and Karissa Shannon Amazing Twin Asses for Nuts UK of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder what went wrong…or right…depending who you ask…in the lives of these twins…you know to make them become tag team strippers at a young age…totally milking the fact that every man wants to fuck twins especially hot trassy blonde ones…all touching each other and posing naked together in magazines like playboy…it’s almost too much for a motherfucker to handle…but I can only assume it started at a young age in daddy’s back shed….and who cares about what’s wrong with them….I’m more into what is right about them, like their big, round, amazing twin asses…and Karissa’s Interracial Sex Tape That’s Perfect for Black History Month …. These shoot is for Nuts and it is Pretty Nuts…even though these bitches are on the serious tailend of their careers…I approve.

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Pippa’s Shitty Slut Watch Continues of the Day

Posted on November 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pippa Middleton has wronged us yet again…I’ve been banking on this theory of being the second rate citizen in her family theory that she will end up slutting out to get noticed….you know cuz all sisters hate each other, are jealous of each other, resent each other, and in those sisterly rivalries, one of the sisters isn’t a fucking princess who is going to be queen…you know pretty much outdoing Pippa in a way she’d never be able to compete with…and sure she can pretend to be happy about the bitch’s situation…but you know it eats her up inside… So I’m figuring all this slut watch attention from the media is giving her enough attention to not want to slut out for attention cuz she doesn’t have to….when I see her on Halloween rocking this outfit, totally not slutty, I realize she’s not hungry enough to get noticed because she’s getting noticed and that is why I am putting a moratorium on Pippa posts…in hopes it’ll turn her into that slut I want her to be… These pictures mock us.

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Miley Cyrus and Emma Roberts at AJ and Aly Michalka’s Party OMG of the Day

Posted on November 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Writing that title made me feel like a teenage girl, so I’m going to go out and find out…. Halloween’s not over til Miley shows some tit…..Shit this party was like a teenager/pedophile’s wet dream except for the fact that all these bitches are older than 18, legal internationally to fuck or take naked pictures of, they are just marketed to teens, cuz teens have all the money….or something…or maybe it’s that teens are too dumb as fuck to know what’s quality and who really needs to analyze this…I’m late for high school to let out…don’t blame me – blame Miley and the fact that thanks to google she’s eternally 15 and half naked….Google you porn peddler…. And some Zac Effron in booty shorts for the gays….cuz he’s gay…just ask Vanessa Hudgens and her Relationship contract with him…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Diversion of the DAy

Posted on August 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lohan was caught buying Quartz and Meteor dust the other day, you know cuz she’s a rock collector and because her PR people needed a lie big enough no one would further investigate….coupled with some see through/no bra pics yesterday and now these Tyler Shield’s impromtu last minute shoot cuz Tyler Shield’s has the best photographer scam going in Hollywood, these bitches think if he shoots them, people will pay attention, talk about them, write about them, like he’s some actual talent, the new Andy Warhol or some fucking shit when really he’s just down with celebs and gets them half naked and we pay attention to that….cuz we’re perverts….who like this really low level concept of blood and underwear/knives and guns/ straight out of a high school art class controversial….and it makes us forget bitch was in a drug buying scandal….her PR team really get how it works…don’t they…real fucking genius.

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Kardashian Underage Erotica of the DAy

Posted on July 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

No, that’s not the picture in questions, that’s the older sister, cuz I’ll only post Taylor Momsen erotica on this site…. But it turns out that the Kardashians are whoring out their younger daughters, the second generation of Kardashians, who are actually not Kardashians at all, but Jenners, if that really matters…by putting pictures of them in their bikinis up on the internet, which is always the wise choice when uploading things to the internet, you know cuz it isn’t the place where perverts congregate and do all their seedy shit as anonymously as possible….not that the Kardashians care…they are tacky, obvious and in it to fucking win it any way they can…without real concern for how fucked up this 14 year old is gonna be when the fad blows over and the kardashian hype disappears leaving her feeling like it is her fault, inadequate, “Why can’t I have big sister Kim’s fame” which translates nicely into “Porn Career”….. The world is a sleazy place….and the sleaze keeps getting younger and younger….thanks to dirty armenian porn peddling…. To See the Kardashian Underage Bikini PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lots of Model Titties for Purple Magazine of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is an assortment of model tit….apparently Edita Vilkeviciute, Magdalena Frackowiak, Eniko Mihalik, Sabrina Nait, Anais Pouliot, Lauren Young, Dree Hemingway & Jacquelyn Jablonski are in the shit… I don’t know which model is which, I just know these bitches are getting slutty, topless, showing bush for Terry Richardson. I don’t know when these pics are from, I just know they are from a Purple Magazine photoshoot. I don’t feel like anyone is on the site, because it is summer and nice outsite, but also because no one reads this site to begin with, or cares about the site, so I’m going drinking. You can figure out why I posted them if you haven’t already…and if you need a clue it’s got something to do with whores showing tits for money and noteriety….cuz tits and whores are my favorite…especially when disguised as a “model”…what a joke…. I’m sure you can figure the rest out on your own…

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Kelly Brook Staged Loving Post Abortion Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures before, but I’m too lazy to dig through the archives of this site, cuz I really don’t care enough to bother, however, the report claims these are some post “Miscarriage” pics of Kelly Brook and her baby daddy who never was, cuz they decided it was best for her career to abort, after the publicity of her pregnancy died down, pretend its a miscarriage and go back to exploiting her natural tits as hard as she can before hitting 40, at least that’s what I assume happened…. Here she is trying to strike a nerve with the public by bringing out her lover and showing how much she loves him in this dark time, you know sticking together through the rough patch bullshit, but hiring a paparazzi to spread the word all while showing off her massive tits in a conservative one piece bathing suit, cuz sluts who have abortions just go right back to bikinis, while suffering and hurting women go to one pieves…. as to seem still devastated over the “Miscarriage”, and who really cares, cuz as I mentioned, and where you should have stopped reading, provided you are reading, she brought out her tits… Sure, I like her better FULLY NAKED AND CONVERED IN LIPSTICK WHILE HER PUSSY WINKS / STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT AT ME , but this will do…

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All 51 Miss USA Delegates Respond To a Question

Posted on June 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is the kind of shit that makes my head explode….I lasted a minute in, but I’m sure it gets funny… The good news for these girls is that they were born in a society where the most complicated survival skill needed was how to make an appointment to get your nails done or some shit…because if they had to fend for themselves against the elements, it’d be hilarious to watch, but pretty much the end of them… They should ask these bitches these questions while in their bikinis, because that’s wha they are good for…showing off their tits…we should be knowledged in that. Shouldn’t we Miss Idaho no You da Ho.

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