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All 51 Miss USA Delegates Respond To a Question

This is the kind of shit that makes my head explode….I lasted a minute in, but I’m sure it gets funny… The good news for these girls is that they were born in a society where the most complicated survival skill needed was how to make an appointment to get your nails done or some shit…because if they had to fend for themselves against the elements, it’d be hilarious to watch, but pretty much the end of them… They should ask these bitches these questions while in their bikinis, because that’s wha they are good for…showing off their tits…we should be knowledged in that. Shouldn’t we Miss Idaho no You da Ho.

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Shanay Hall In a Hot Fashion Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Shanay Hall and she’s not black, despite her name… I don’t know much about fashion, but if this is what it’s about, I’m tempted to pull a Bruno, fag out and trick these bitches into thinking I’m important enough to try to convert to heterosexuality via coked up blowjobs to advance their careers..Imagine the blowjobs…these hungry models give while taking out their hunger, sucking up any nutrients, even if it is only 10 calories of semen…..Amazing… I’ve never heard of this model, Shanay Hall, but I need to see more of this bitch, cuz when she’s a half naked and sexed up dominatrix for fashion…I’m sure she’s a few steps away of spreading her pussy for fashion, you just need the right gay guy with connections and a vision there to convince her….It’s amazing what bitches will do to get noticed…it’s like they are all whores or something…how could that be…LOL…. Yes, I just LOLed. It was to represent irony. I just don’t know what irony means. Maybe it was meant to represent sarcasm. Who knows, it’s early. fuck you…

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Katrina Bowden’s Amazing Ass in her Place of the Day

I love the concept of this Esquire feature…they take pictures of these bitches in their underwear in their homes. But that may just be because I like bitches in their underwear pretty much anywhere. Her name is Katrina Bowden, I don’t know anything about her, but I see all I need to see and that is that she’s got a pretty fucking awesome ass…. That’s all I have to say about that.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Cleavage of the Day

Here’s Rosie Huntington-Whitely without her bald action figure accessory…. She’s the new Megan Fox showing off more tit that I think Megan Fox ever did in the length of her career, cuz Megan Fox is the kind of cunt who doesn’t get naked in movies, at least up until this point, like she was Jessica Alba pre-reality check, cuz both these bitches thought they had this sex appeal thing on lock down, destined to be famous and always get roles, before doing arrogant things like marry a joke of a human, or have a couple babies..only to realize they were wrong as the offers dried up – who cares.. FOLLOW ME

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Victoria’s Secret Girls Get Down For Seth Sabal of the Day

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton had their pictures taken by Seth Sabal, cuz that’s what they do, you know since they are models, and get paid more sitting around than they would with any other talent….. I don’t know which is which, but I do know these pictures would be way better with more vagina lip…. I also know that these pics are way better than anything Victoria’s Secret lazy staff have shat out the last decade, cuz every shoot looks the fucking same, I get that you have a winning formula….Hot pussy half naked….but seriously…get some concept in there….It’s always the same fucking picture…even if you don’t have to cuz hot pussy half naked is a winning formula…keep us excited you boring corporate fuck… FOLLOW ME

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Vanessa Hudgens Does Shape Magazine of the Day

I was involved in a recent Vanessa Hudgens scandal that I decided I wanted nothing to do with – so I just pretended it never happened….. You see cuz these bitches save face from being whores who release nude pictures they pretend are of her at 17 – in hopes of having her movie succeed – making feel like a talent that doesn’t need Disney’s empire to validate her as a player in the industry….by suing sites like mine for posting shit I find starring them…in what is probably their most notable work. The worst thing in all of it, is that unlike PerezHilton, when I get sued, it doesn’t get any fucking press, and just leaves me fucked in the corner like an immigrant rape victim with no rights – scared to go to the police cuz I’ll get deported….You know what I mean… She did do Shape though, tame and photoshopped – but half naked and uncensored. Enjoy. FOLLOW ME

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Inguna Butane for Vogue Mexico of the Day

I’ve never heard of Inguna Butane, but since I’m into fashion photography for softcore pornography cuz real pornography bores me cuz the bitches are half retarded, barely attractive and the sex is always the same….sure I guess the fact that are willing to get fucked dirty on camera is alright…but I know people and the ones willing to do that for money are never top tier pussy…..but for some reason fashion pays better and for some reason just showing some tit, nipple or pussy in that context seems okay to these bitches….because it means advancing their career, or being in some magazine they always wished to get into…and that for some reason really works for me. It’s like they get naked cuz they don’t want to go against the photographer or the vision of the shoot, like they know they are getting paid to be there and do what they are told, like a hooker, without all the baggage, cuz really they are just under 30 year old hot girls who think they are contributing to their industry. I haven’t cracked the code behind this fashion model scam, but I know I like what’s going on. So here’s Inguna, a 24 year old who has walked the Victoria’s Secret show 3 times already, showing some tit for Vogue Mexico. Mexico hasn’t delivered anything this good, other than the day I was born. Right?

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Viola Schroeder and Dawn Jacobson in Bikinis of the Day

I don’t know who these bitches are…I just know they are in bikinis…that’s good enough for me…and therefore good enough for you…fuck yourself…

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Viola Schroeder and Dawn Jacobson in Bikinis of the Day

Everyday Stripper of the Day

I have always said that all girls are fucking strippers, some just aren’t as confident as others to do the shit in public, while others have been brainwashed to think that stripping is bad, so that when they do it, they feel all dirty and wrong, like Jesus is watching over them judging. I have also always said that all girls are whores and that some just work for money, while other’s work for status and lifestyle, but the core of it is all the fucking self-involved, out for personal gain, using your pussy to get ahead same. I am not a scientist, but assume it’s gotta do with evolution and instincts that we’ve tried to repress all these years of “ciilization”…. That said, every once in a while, enough drugs makes one of these bitches who is on the fence tap into her instinct and you get public stripping in a place where strippers don’t work. I’ve seen it at least 5 times at bars. I’ve seen it on the street. I’ve even seen it at the stripclub when four 18 year olds on vacation thought it’d be a good idea to ask the DJ to try stripping…it is cuz girls of all shapes and all sizes are attention seeking whores…and if titties are involved, even fat lesbian titties with nasty pussy, I’m ok with it….if anything, it’s the one thing I love in the world…which is saying a lot for someone incapable of emotions…

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Tila Tequila and Amber Rose Bottom Feeding Together of the Day

Like a day at the farm, these two ditch pigs have had the mud hosed off and now they are ready to bottom feed together….cuz those who are talentless and hanging onto the little fame they have as hard as they can have a lot in common and make for pretty good company for each other, since “no one” else gets them and are just jealous….What a fucking joke these bitches are…. Here are some pictures of her “shirt” that I wish got her fucking arrested…but instead got her noticed and that’s all bitch fucking wants…I’m just wondering when she’ll bust out the big guns and start showing off her weathered twat…cuz I’m all about giving girls undeserved attention for pussy…but I find it a lot harder for fake tits….This stunt is so obvious…It annoys me… Pics via Bauer

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