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Maria Menounos Is Super Tight!

I knew it had been a while since we’d seen  Maria Menounos and that perfect Greek booty of hers, but I didn’t realize it was because she had brain tumor. That’s crazy. Anyway, I’m glad to see she’s doing a lot better now, and getting back to what really matters in life: spending quality time with her loved ones posing in bikinis for magazine covers for perverts like us. Phew. » view all 11 photos

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Josie Canseco Will Make Your Pants Explode

Out of all the rich kid hotties whose dads are former professional baseball players who got run out of the sport for doing steroids, I think I like  Josie Canseco here the best. Sure, she’s kind of got a Bella Hadid one face thing going on, but the rest of her (AKA from the neck down) is some major-league hotness. Yow! » view all 11 photos

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Stella Maxwell’s Topless Goodness

I try to stay away from celebrity gossip and stick to what’s really important (AKA lingerie pictures), but after this latest pants-meltingly hot Stella Maxwell Victoria’s Secret shoot, I couldn’t help it. I had to double-check and see if her and Kristen Stewart were still dating or if I had a shot. Stop laughing. It could happen. Anyway, turns out they’re still together, and I just don’t get it. I mean, what’s Kristen got that I don’t? You know, besides fame and money and a real job? At least I know how to smile properly. » view all 15 photos

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Grab Taylor Swift’s Boobs When Buying VIP Tickets?

With the whole #METOO thing going on, I don’t think this is the time for Taylor Swift to promote free boob grabs with VIP ticket purchases. Or is it? I think it is brilliant! I would love to grab Tay Tay’s boobies without getting arrested and as a bonus get to listen to some shitty music while at it.                

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Lily Aldridge Is Red Hot

I just found out that these pictures of  Lily Aldridge looking red-hot are from outside The Huffington Post offices in New York, and up until now, I always thought that the idea of getting a super-hot lingerie model to show up at your website’s office was a total pipe dream. But if the Huffington Post can do it, maybe I can too. So what if they have a fancy Manhattan office and I’ve just got a corner of my mom’s basement surrounded by dirty laundry and old pizza boxes? I’m sure some model would love to come see where the magic happens. And by magic, I mean dick jokes and Instagram creeping. Call me, ladies! We’ll set up a full tour. Photos: WENN.com

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My Love For Camilla Luddington Returns!

Once upon a time, me and  Camilla Luddington used to have a good thing going — she’d show up on Californication and I’d make out with my TV screen. Ever since the show ended though, I haven’t seen the hottie around nearly as much as I’d like, but apparently she’s the new Lara Croft in the new Tomb Raider . And I don’t really play video games, but I might have to start for Camilla, so we can rekindle that relationship of ours. Guess I’d better go out and stock up on screen cleaner first… Photos: WENN.com

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Megan Fox Does Berlin

Here’s Megan Fox promoting ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ in Berlin and looking super hot. She has this Asian thing going on with her eyes. Now I’m not sure if that’s because of the make-up she’s wearing or plastic surgery, who the hell knows these days. Anyway, I haven’t ever seen a TMNT movie yet, but from what I hear it’s some of Megan’s best work. HA! » view all 17 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Svetlana Cluck for Polanski Magazine of the Day

Her name is Svetlana Cluck and you don’t need to be one of those country boy chicken fuckers to appreciate her cluck, and by click I mean vagina…vagina for some photographer that is packaging this as fashion, because last time I checked vaginas are fashionable…they are my favorite thing to wear… As you know if you visit this site, I am all for this aspiring model behavior, if anything, it is the only interesting thing going on out there…

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PHOTO GALLERY: Valentine’s Day Lovers

With Valentine’s Day just around the corner…love is definitely in the air for these celebs! Heidi Klum and Seal make the picture perfect pair.

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Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Don’t “Sag” Yet

Here’s Christina Hendricks at the 16th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards held over the weekend.

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