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Danielle Mason is Some Chubby White Trash of the Day

Danielle Mason is some UK “Glamour Model”, a concept I don’t understand, but assume has to do with the UK having some pretty ugly grey skinned women married to really blue collar dudes with no tastes, because every single one of these UK “Glamour Models” looks like a fucking pig to me, especially when they are caked up in make-up and wearing cheap sexshop underwear like the stripper I wouldn’t bother getting a lap dance from…or in Danielle Mason’s case, carting around a cake and showing off their gunt like they’re in shape, while letting everyone know they have pretty much given up on their career as a “Glamour Model” but has taken up emotional eating since it makes everything okay, like those years of abuse and a failed career as a public whore, at least until she hits 400 pounds and dies of heart disease. I know these are boring…but they go up anyway. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Rebecca Gayheart’s Baby Hasn’t Been Run Over By Someone on her Cellphone of the Day

I don’t need a lawsuit, so let me say this before I go on, Rebecca Gayheart and her high paid lawyers are not actual murderers. She legally got off because the court system is fucking corrupt…but her car did hit a kid and that kid is dead and no matter how legally responsible she is or not, as far as I am concerned her car did kill a kid….and when you’re driving and paying attention to the road and not trying to cut through traffic caused by people stopping for a kid crossing the street, cuz you are so important and in a rush while talking on your cellphone, and a motherfuckin kid gets killed, I think it’s your fault….so in the court of Drunkenstepfather, where logic outweighs expensive lawyers and loopholes, bitch is a fucking murderer.. That said, she just had a kid of her own…not that you care…but I like to check in and see if Karma has got its revenge yet, and by Karma I mean the little Mexican kid she ran over’s mother…to punish Gayheart since the courts didn’t..by taking her baby before it’s time…. I don’t want you to think this has anything to do with Rebecca Gayheart being relevant, because even in lesbian threesomes she bores me….The only thing she’s good for is if she decides to license her name to some Gay porn producers for their “Crazy Heart” gay porn, about a country singer who is down on his luck and writes a hit song for a kid he mentored with anal but who is now a star starring Jake Gyllenhaal. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Gemma Ward is Fucking Fat of the Day

I guess the pressure of being skinny has got to Gemma Ward and by Gemma Ward I mean her shoes cuz this model’s gone fat and the weight is probably pretty fucking abusive to her shoes and I guess to her career because she was a top model just a few months ago, and now he boyfriend probably doesn’t want to let her get on top for fear of getting choked the fuck out.

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The Dude from 3rd Rock from the Sun is Still Alive of the Day

Oh shit the dude from 3rd Rock from the Sun is still alive, but he should really cover up his beer belly, cuz that’s the kind of behavior that gets you arrested if you’re standing outside a preschool….or so I’ve been told… The funniest memory I have of this show was watching it with my friend who thought she was so fucking hot and would make us all shut up at her parts. He thought her fat tits and really tall ripped body were the fucking ultimate and we’d all laugh at him cuz all I could see was biceps, broad back and a deep fucking voice that even watching him act like a chick made me feel seriously uncomfortable, because I’m not so open minded to trannies, they pretty much freak me the fuck out…not that you care…but I am posting the pics anyway… Pics via Bauer

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Rihanna Thinks She’s a Supermodel of the Day

This is a pretty good example of a bitch who’s ego got a little too out of control….send her back to her garbage man father’s shanty, braiding hair for British tourists and ground her cunt behavior a little, it’s fucking needed, but instead they give her another record deal and a whole publicity tour because she makes everyone involved too much fucking money, only leading to her getting a bigger fucking ego than she already has, and bitch is already pullin out fashion show moves on the fuckin’ street so I think its gone too fucking far and there’s no turning back but it’d be nice to watch it all come crashing down….all over her fucking umbrella-ella-ella-eh. Pics via Bauer Pics via INF

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Mariah Carey Wears a Harness of the Day

I hear that Mariah is trying to get pregnant so that people don’t ask why her gut is so big and she figures that in another 20 years, she’ll be able to use her kid to meet new potential husbands (yes that was a bad cougar joke, it happens), unfortunately her menopausal pussy is makin’ it hard for this grandma’ that woulda been if she followed her destiny as being a half black chick from the projects, instead of getting all into herself thinking she can have a career singing 20 years ago, to get knocked up, so she’ll just have to keep showing up to events in bigger and bigger belts to cover her fuckin’ shit up and strap it fucking in. Pics via INF

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Pink Trying to Be Sexy of the Day

I am not too sure what Cary Hart was thinking by casting his “chick” Pink to model his clothing line, but I am guessing it’s got something to do with him thinking she is the hottest thing in the world, considering he married her…twice.

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Katy Perry and Her Optical Illusion Cleave of the Day

Katy Perry doesn’t deserve to be famous, not that she’s actually famous, I mean she gets paid a lot to perform and is on TV and gets interviews of her like people care, when really I know someone is paying someone else off to make this constant radio play happen, because she’s really not that good, and no radio station would play it without being told they have no choice but to play it, tricking the world into thinking she’s good, and making her not disappear like she shout.

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