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Cameron Diaz’s Sexy Little Poncho

I haven’t found ponchos sexy since the early seventies, back when Cameron Diaz was about fifteen, but for some reason I kinda like these shots. Here she is walking the streets looking surprisingly fresh and beautiful for a woman her age. Sorry, that sounded a lot like an ad for Vagisil . Anyhow, I guess she’s happy in her relationship and all that crap… Or maybe she’s just going through menopause.

Cameron Diaz’s Sexy Little Poncho

I haven’t found ponchos sexy since the early seventies, back when Cameron Diaz was about fifteen, but for some reason I kinda like these shots. Here she is walking the streets looking surprisingly fresh and beautiful for a woman her age. Sorry, that sounded a lot like an ad for Vagisil . Anyhow, I guess she’s happy in her relationship and all that crap… Or maybe she’s just going through menopause.

Cameron Diaz Almost Flashes Some Sideboob

Here’s Cameron Diaz at the premiere of The Green Hornet the other night showing off her muscular super fit old chick arms. Alright she’s not that old, but the definition in her arms is freaking me out a little bit. How come my blogging arms aren’t this cut? I use them practically every day to get out of bed, to lift my laptop and to apply moisturizer to various parts of my body so you’d think they have some sort of muscularity. Strange. Anyhow, Cameron looks good for a woman her age. Enjoy.

Sasha Grey Works A Tight Dress

I’m a little torn here, now that Sasha Grey has had a short stint on Entourage I don’t know wether to treat her as a serious actress working to improve her craft, or as chick who really likes getting nailed in the cornhole on film. It’s quite a dilemma. Anyhow, here she is hosting something called A Seductive Evening at some nightclub in Las Vegas over the weekend. I’m not buying it, we all know who you really are princess.

AnnaLynne McCord Is A Sexy Schoolgirl

I never really understood the appeal of the sexy schoolgirl outfit, wouldn’t this kind of thing promote pedophilia, but I know a lot of you perverts out there like this crap so here you go. Here’s AnnaLyne McCord wearing the in her slutty little outfit on the set of that terrible TV remake that nobody believes is actually still on the air. I think some billionaire is financing the garbage just so that he can get footage of hot chicks like AnnaLynne dressed up in various trashy outfits. It’s just a theory.

Megan Fox Sexy In Some French Magazine

Here’s Megan Fox looking pretty sexy in the January issue of some French magazine called Madame Figaro , I don’t know what the hell that is either, but it’s Megan Fox and she can’t be overlook. These shots may be older, who can tell anymore, but I don’t really give a crap because I love this woman and she’s looking pretty damn hot. Did anyone else see the pictures of

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Annalynne McCord Is Hot And Annoying

It’s pretty clear to me that AnnaLynne McCord hates my guts and blows kisses to the camera simply to piss me off. I must have about a dozen posts featuring her doing this crap, grow the hell up princess, she probably thinks this is her thing now. So obnoxious. She’d get more positive feedback if her thing was I don’t know, letting one of her boobs fall out on the red carpet. Just a suggestion. Nice legs though.

Kristin Cavallari Tries To Give Us A Look

I’m not sure, but I think that these are pictures of Kristin Cavallari doing nothing…. Again! I want a life where all I do is head to the store in tight pants or go get my nails done, my toes look like eagle talons. I guess pretty girls can get away with this kind of thing better than I could, I’m just a blogger who may or may not be wearing the same boxer shorts as he was yesterday. Anyhow, Kristin looks good and she’s trying to give us a peek at her little boobies which is nice of her. Better luck next time.

Megan Fox in Some Pussy Hugging Pants of the Day

I don’t read lips, but I do read pussy lips, and Megan Fox’s pussy is screaming for fucking help. It’s been held captive all these years by the loser from the original 90210 and it wants to be let out of its cage before it’s too late and the only thing prime is her real estate investments… Seriously, it wants to be let out, but everytime it tries to escape he beats it and tells it how worthless it is so it loses confidence in itself while making him feel good about himself….thinking he is the only dick to eat…and here it is trying to divert itself by chewing on a pair of pants cuz that’s the only thing it is allowed to snack on that isn’t him…the whole thing is very sad…and so is this post… Pics via Fame

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Karolina Kurkova is the Fat Victoria’s Secret Model in Tight Pants of the Day

I thought it was funny when Karolina Kurkova was too fat for a Victoria’s Secret fashion show and they pretty much threatened her to shape the fuck up on TV for the world to see as they struggled to fit her into an outfit. I didn’t find it as funny when she came out with some bullshit excuse like that it was caused by a thyroid disorder like she was the lazy fat lady who lives across the street from me or Precious who blames genetics on her obesity instead of the box of donuts she eats everyday….but I guess it’s not that funny anymore…because that was two years ago and she’s not as fat anymore, even 4 months post pregnancy, making this post totally fucking useless, like most of the posts I write, which is just something I’ve learned to accept about myself ….. Pics via Bauer

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