Where is Samuel L. Jackson when you need him? A tiny Mandarin Rat Snake was found in the passenger cabin of a Quatas airliner Monday, prompting the company to cancel the flight and put all passengers up at a local airport while they tracked down a replacement jet. Snake on a Plane! The 20-centimeter, mildly venomous animal was eventually apprehended and taken by quarantine officials for analysis. “The Department of Agriculture is looking into how the snake came to be on the plane, but isn’t able to speculate at this time,” the Department said in a statement. So not exactly stuff of horror movie legend, but still. It’s nice to know someone got that mother effin snake off that mother effin plane. It could have caused some damage.
Kanye West’s Voice Earns More Slander Welp, another day, another Kanye West interview. This time, he took his newfound proper voice to BBC and it was another round of laughter. Twitter, and the rest of the world brought their best jokes to clown Kanye West’s crazy soft voice. Enjoy!
Pacman just can’t get right. Adam “Pacman” Jones Arrested During DUI Stop Iyanla needs to hold a special session of “Fix My Life’ to help out knuckleheads like Pacman, Chris Breezy and DMX…ninjas stay getting into trouble and messing up their gwap. According to TMZ Adam “Pacman” Jones — aka the NFL’s version of DMX — was arrested again, this time during a DUI stop where he wasn’t even the suspect … for once. Jones was the passenger in a car Ohio State Patrol pulled over early Monday morning — and he reportedly mouthed off to officers while they were conducting a field sobriety test on the woman who was driving. The Cincinnati Bengals’ star cornerback was arrested for disorderly conduct and released. The driver was also arrested for OVI … operating a vehicle impaired. Jones has a string of legal issues — 8 arrests since entering the league 2005 — and could be suspended by the league or the team for this latest one. Most recently he was caught on surveillance cameras hitting a woman outside a nightclub back in June — and already has an Oct. 7 court date for that case. Damn, Pacman’s hitting women and mouthing off at police. How the hell you get arrested during a DUI stop and you’re not even the one who is slizzard? SMH. AP Continue reading →
Kim, we saw this coming. Kim Kardashian Bored With New Life Post Baby Is Kim bored with her new life or just tired of Kanye trying to control it? According to Radar Online Since becoming a mom to Kanye West’s baby, Kim Kardashian’s entire life has changed and now that she’s been hiding out at home away from her usual days of paparazzi chases RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that she is “bored” without the attention. North West’s mommy has changed her look with blonde hair, is trying to shed her baby weight and is letting Kanye make most of her decisions but a source close to her said that she is missing her old life. “Kim loves being a mom and spending all of her time with the baby,” the source said. “But she’s really bored! She misses going out all the time to shop or eat and have people in public fawn all over her.” Trying to morph into Kanye’s vision of a perfect woman has kept Kim from doing what she loves most, being in the public eye. “Kim really likes the attention she gets from people when she goes out in public or even online, but since Kanye wants her to be more selective about what she’s doing it isn’t as interactive for her and she misses her old life. She wouldn’t trade the baby for anything, of course, but she is saying she is bored right now.” The source said Kim does get to film Keeping up with the Kardashians, which she’s really enjoying. “Even though it’s all pretend Kim really likes being in front of the camera.” Kanye is letting her mingle more,but Kim craves attention too much for this swirl to last. Kanye won’t let her play with the paparazzi no time soon. AKM-GSI
I don’t know what’s with these super low quality Paparazzi pics of Joanna Krupa in her backyard. We all know that these are staged and made to appear like some creep is spying on her. It’s a big fail and I hope the next time the chick gets into a bikini , we get the high quality images we deserve. I don’t like having my time wasted and I’m sure you guys don’t either!
Aw, Mr. Drummond was a nice old man Conrad Bain Of Diff’rent Strokes Dies At Age 89 According to TMZ reports : Actor Conrad Bain — who famously played father figure Phillip Drummond on “Diff’rent Strokes” — has passed away. He was 89. Bain family sources tell TMZ, Bain died Monday night at a retirement home in Livermore, CA from natural causes. We spoke with Bain’s daughter Jennifer who tells us, “He was an amazing person. He was a lot like Mr. Drummond, but much more interesting in real life. He was an amazing father.” Bain — who became a household name starring opposite Gary Coleman and Todd Bridges on the iconic 80s series — is survived by his three sons and one daughter. He also has a surviving twin brother Bonar Bain. We’re sure Mr. Bain’s real family, and TV family are grieving at this time. We’ll keep them in our thoughts. Image via WENN
Isht is about to get real Mack. Mack Maine Released On Assault Charge He may have been released, but he has a long road ahead with this assault charge. YMCMB can’t save him. According to MTV News Mack Maine has been released from an Oklahoma County detention center after turning himself in for assault charges. Last week TMZ reported that the YMCMB president was facing felony charges after assaulting a female fan and her friend on a tour bus in Oklahoma on August 22. A representative for the Oklahoma County Sheriff’s Office told MTV News that on Friday (September 20) the 31-year-old, born Jermaine Preyan, turned himself in to to the Sheriff’s Office Detention Center, completed a “walkthrough” and was released. He has officially been charged with one count of aggravated assault and battery and one count of sexual battery for the events that took place in August. Do you think Mack can beat the case?
Dayum DWade , you know things are bad when the parenting coordinator quits. DWade and Siohvaughn’s Parenting Coordinator Quits This has got to be the most hellish divorce drama ever. Between Dwade racking up $10 million in legal bills and Siohvaughn’s antics, we’re suprised the poor guy didn’t slit his wrists too. According to Gossip Extra Miami Heat superstar Dwyane Wade‘s bitter six-year divorce saga is getting so poisoned that some of those assigned to maintaining the peace between the three-time NBA champ and his ex-wife are quitting! Gossip Extra has learned that a court-appointed parenting coordinator whose job was to facilitate the shuttling of the kids between Wade and mom Siohvaughn Funches, and a shrink assigned to evaluating Funches’ mental state suddenly quit in disgust! According to court filing in Miami-Dade County family court, parenting coordinator Howard Rosenberg resigned his $400-an-hour job this month. In his letter to the judge, he listed his inability to work “effectively” with the lawyers involved in the case as the main reason. He didn’t name the culprits, but I’m told Funches’ lawyers complained that Rosenberg personally communicated with the judge, bypassing them, and even attempted to change the children’s visitation schedule behind their backs. So far, Rosenberg had made about $50,000 coordinating visitations and making sure both parents honor their time commitments with the children. This dude quit a $400 an hour job after getting $50,000 in gwap. Psycho Siohvaughn must have been trying to put roots on him for him to walk away from that.
Joyce Giraud and Carlton Gebbia are officially in. And Taylor Armstrong is officially out. Six weeks prior to the premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 , E! News confirms that this controversial reality star has been given the boot from the Bravo franchise. “Taylor is not returning as a Housewive,” a source tells E!. “You’ll see her here and there in a few scenes, but that will be the extent of her participation.” Armstrong has been a cast member since 2010, but found herself in the middle of major controversy two years ago after her estranged husband committed suicide… and yet Bravo forged ahead with new episodes, including this in which Russell Armstrong appeared. Taylor is now engaged to John Bluher and wedding planning is taking up most of her time. “Taylor’s been filming, but barely,” an insider added to E!. “And she’s no longer on salary. Her current deal is pay-for-play. She only gets paid for the days that she shoots. As of now, that hasn’t been a lot.” The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills returns on November 4.
The nice thing about a hot nobody like Courtney Stodden is that she’s always open to constructive criticism. And as you can see, after yesterday’s failed attempted at properly exiting a car, she did a much better job this time around, making sure her hair didn’t block the view . Which I’m guessing is what deserved the celebratory drink or eight she had, because Courtney’s looking downright hammered in these pictures. Of course she’s only 19, but don’t worry, she was in London. And besides, being too young for something never stopped Courtney before. » view all 33 photos Photos: WENN.com