I woke up to a text from a lovely, fit, young lady I want to do very very naughty things to…you know things I can only do with her vagina and my mouth and my penis….saying that Miley Cyrus had a sex tape drop….and I actually took the time to google the shit…before realizing it was a hoax…Miley doesn’t need sex tapes yet…she’s got all the fame and fortune she needs and the sex tape will only come in a decade when she’s officially fallen off and a mess…after bad investments, drugs and the after shock of no one giving a fuck about her…but for now….muppet head and lesbian hair and all…I am into this bitch…and I don’t know why…but assume it has to do with her skinny fit body…and round lovely tits.
Actress looking forward to ‘dramatic scenes’ with William Hurt and director Andrew Niccol’s vision for the cave. By Kara Warner, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Saoirse Ronan Photo: MTV News
“Now I can tell my grandchildren that the 1st black President of the United States took the time to address a Nicki Minaj question,” she tweeted in response to Romney controversy. By Nadeska Alexis Nicki Minaj Photo: Jeffrey Mayer/ Getty Images
Photo by Cindy Titus As a writer, film programmer, and movie-nerd-of-all-trades, Kier-La Janisse has honed her skills with Vancouver’s CineMuerte Film Festival (1999-2005) and Big Smash! Music-on-Film Festival (both of which she founded), Austin’s Alamo Drafthouse , and Montreal’s POPMontreal festival, Miskatonic Institute of Horror Studies , and Fantasia International Film Festival , just to name a few. Kier-la’s film knowledge can’t be beat (and she’s a generally rad lady to boot), so we were thrilled she took the time to talk to us while working as the editor-in-chief of Spectacular Optical , the FIFF’s official online magazine. More after the jump!
It’s been a while since we saw Diora Baird nude on the silver screen, so this thoughtful, charitable and most spectacularly stacked example of Hollywood hotness took the time to refresh our mammaries- I mean, memories – with a topless spread in Treats magazine. Oh Diora, you shouldn’t have (please don’t stop). Speaking of “Treats”, see more of Doira’s topless photo shoot after the jump!
It’s been a while since we saw Diora Baird nude on the silver screen, so this thoughtful, charitable and most spectacularly stacked example of Hollywood hotness took the time to refresh our mammaries- I mean, memories – with a topless spread in Treats magazine. Oh Diora, you shouldn’t have (please don’t stop). Speaking of “Treats”, see more of Doira’s topless photo shoot after the jump!
LARA STONE tried to sue me once….it was for posting pictures of her honeymoon where she was in a bikini…that her and her comedian husband put some sort of press moratorium on because they wanted to keep it wholesome and private and magical…even though they just met a few weeks earlier…not that it fucking matters…what matters is that normally I’d be mad about lawsuits and threats, but in this case, thanks to her awesome tits that Calvin Klein in using in this campaign cuz he knows they are awesome too…I’m just glad she took the time to send her lawyers on me….even if she’s never heard of this site, it’s the equivalent of when I used to spit or snap the bras on bitches with tits in elementary school for attention….I’m a threat to society like that….
LARA STONE tried to sue me once….it was for posting pictures of her honeymoon where she was in a bikini…that her and her comedian husband put some sort of press moratorium on because they wanted to keep it wholesome and private and magical…even though they just met a few weeks earlier…not that it fucking matters…what matters is that normally I’d be mad about lawsuits and threats, but in this case, thanks to her awesome tits that Calvin Klein in using in this campaign cuz he knows they are awesome too…I’m just glad she took the time to send her lawyers on me….even if she’s never heard of this site, it’s the equivalent of when I used to spit or snap the bras on bitches with tits in elementary school for attention….I’m a threat to society like that….
I don’t know why I bothered with this picture of Cameron Diaz hard old face, busting out of her shirt in what may be a push up bra, or may be a breast implant, but I figure since I took the time to download it, I might as well upload it….I have a feeling it’s got something to do with all the huge fucking tits I’ve seen all week on hard faced women…and I need something a little more humble, wholeseome, but equally slutty, with what is probably a far dirtier vagina….that’s got to be it….
Nick Cannon is back in business and took the time out today to chat with Howard Stern on an assortment of topics: Then they realized it was more serious than that. “They thought it was kidney stones … then a kidney infection,” explained Cannon. “They found out my kidneys weren’t functioning well.” But he adds, “We didn’t want to say ‘kidney failure’ so people would think I gotta get new kidneys and Gary Coleman and all that stuff, so we said ‘mild kidney failure.’ ” Cannon told his listeners he has to drink a lot of water, and he told Stern, who was broadcasting to his SiriusXM listeners at the same time, he has a “couple more procedures he needs to undergo, but overall, I’m good. I’m feeling 100 percent.” Although Stern tried to get Cannon to dish about past loves, he sounded like he’s still madly in love with Mariah. “I’m happier than happy,” said Cannon. “Especially though this entire process, we’ve become so much closer. … I even got a chance to see a different side of my wife where she became so nurturing. I’m in debt to her forever.” “Would she ever sing to you during sex?” asked Howard. “Yes!” said Cannon. Good for lil Nicky, we’re glad he’s feeling better and in good spirits. Source More On Bossip! Gettin’ Served: A Look At Celebrity Owned-Restaurants Making It Rain And Others That Failed Miserably Living Like Rih-Rih: A Gallery Of Other Celebrities Spotted Rolling Up That Bud Wanna Get Away? A List Of The Best 10 Beaches In The World!! Happy MLK Day: 10 Interesting And Surprising Facts You May Not Know About Martin Luther King, Jr.
