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Scott Disick Preps Ultimate Act of Revenge: A Kardashian Tell-All!

Sure, the Bible already has two testaments, but does the Lord in those stories ever take revenge on his ex by hooking up with Bella Thorne ? We didn’t think so. That’s why the world needs the gospel according to Scott Disick. As you may know, Disick is going through a bit of a tough time lately. After learning that baby mama  Kourtney Kardashian is dating Younes Bendjima , Disick appears to have full-blown lost it. Disick traveled to Cannes and began cavorting around town with Thorne, Sofia Richie, and other barely-legal semi-stars. It may seem that Disick’s motives in drinking Cannes dry and partying with starlets is self-evident, but apparently there’s more to the story. Disick wants revenge on Kourtney, and he thought publicly groping teens was the way to go about it. Fortunately, it seems he’s now learned the error of his ways. Scott hasn’t gotten over his desire for petty revenge, mind you. He’s just realized there are better ways to go about it. According to In Touch , Scott is writing a tell-all designed to take down the Kard clan. “He’s getting up to do a complete takedown of the Kardashians,” said the magazine’s insider. “[Scott’s] been compiling a 10-year dossier on the family.” Yes, Disick has a dossier. And it apparently it’s full of bombshells that will make the Comey hearing look like three boring hours of crap we already knew: “It includes the dirty tactics Kourtney, Kim, Khloé, and mom Kris Jenner use against their enemies, how scripted the drama on Keeping Up With the Kardashians really is, and the women’s innermost secrets,” says the insider. Keeping Up With the Kardashians  is scripted ?! We assume Disick also has a chapter about wetness of water and the Pope’s suspicious devotion to Catholicism. But in all seriousness, the time is right for another Kard clan tell-all. Caitlyn Jenner’s memoir sold surprisingly well, and Scott is probably even more pissed off at the family that made him famous. Plus, we might finally get to find out if Disick really hooked up with Kendall . Or Kylie. Or Khloe. Hell, at this point it’s been rumored that Scott banged just about every Kardashian except Rob, And frankly, we can’t wait to hear about it. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV

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Stop What You’re Doing. Check Out the Size of This Baby.

Chrissy Corbitt is the mother of five. That's an impressive enough fact on its own. But the Florida native is making news this week for something even more impressive: The size of that fifth child! Little Carleigh was born via C-Section, so neither Chrissy nor father Larry could see the miraculous event as it took place. But Larry says he could hear the gasps of the nurses and doctors as they were pulling her out. And for an understandable reason: She weighed 13.5 ounces at birth! Hospital personnel later told the proud dad that Carleigh was the largest baby girl ever born in Clay County, only trailing the largest baby boy by about 2 ounces. Ready to meet the not-so-little newborn and learn what sort of challenges she is posing for her parents? Let's do this! 1. This is Chrissy She had a feeling a large baby was on the way, considering the size of her belly prior to giving birth. Yes, only one child is in there! 2. A Mini Celebrity is Born! So the photographer had to dub her in her Facebook post/announcement. 3. This Baby is a Day Old! For real! She really is! 4. From Another Angle Large and in charge… of being cute! 5. So Adorable! She really is. She just looks like an adorable six-month old! 6. A Long Way To Go According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the world’s heaviest baby was born at 22 pounds in Seville, Ohio, in 1879. YIKES! View Slideshow

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Kurt Eichenwald: MSNBC Contributor Accidentally Reveals Love of Anime Tentacle Porn

Kurt Eichenwald is a political commentator who’s best known for his ability to be liked by no one. Actually, that’s not fair.  Eichenwald is best known for butting heads with bow tie enthusiast and noted wedgie target Tucker Carlson, one of the few people on the planet who might be more loathed than Kurt. It doesn’t matter if you lean left or right in your political views, Eichenwald and Carlson both suck out loud, and they’ve both devoted their sad careers to Mad Maxing their ways across the post-apocalyptic media hellscape created by Roger Ailes. We know, we know: You clicked on a headline about tentacle porn, and we’re boring you with a feud between two middle-aged, basic cable sad sacks who probably put their number of Twitter followers on their resumes. The reason we bring up the Eichenwald-Carlson feud is because it came to a head today in hilarious fashion when we learned that one of them likes to crank it to the sight of comely cartoon chicks having their way with horny sea creatures. You see, Eichenwald was in the process of accusing Carlson followers of sending him anti-Semitic flyers (even though he’s not Jewish) in order to intimidate him. To prove it, he posted this screenshot: “Since being on your show, I get things like this a lot, most always from ppl mentioning u,” Eichenwald tweeted, along with the pic. “Ur the Julius Streicher of Fox,” he added, referring to the publisher of an anti-Semitic newspaper. Inflammatory stuff. But it was quickly overshadowed by something that has little to do with politics and everything to do with Kurt’s love of sexy, girl-on-squid action. Twitter quickly noticed that one of the open tabs on Eichenwald’s computer reads “B-Chiku,” referring to a type of animated tentacle porn. Rather than just copping to getting off on octo-sex, Kurt offered an unlikely explanation involving … his entire family? “Sigh. Ok, I’m a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that ‘tentacle porn’ existed,” Eichenwald tweeted. “I tried to find some to show her it was real. But I couldn’t find any – & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.” He added: “No one hacked my account. We were searching to prove to my wife tentacle porn exists … I’ve got nothing left to say about this. Believe what I say or dont. Think my family has odd conversations (we do) or don’t. So it goes.” View Slideshow: 18 Funniest Fathers on Twitter It’s worth noting that Eichenwald’s kids are grown … but still. So we guess Carlson wins the day? That said, we’re sure he’d prefer that his victory didn’t involve tentacle porn.

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Kim Kardashian to Critics: SEE! I’m Totally Happy with Kanye!

Kim Kardashian has sent both a message to Kanye West and a message to the couple’s critics as well. She’s killed two birds with one stone. Or addressed two issues with one Instagram entry, one might say instead. To celebrate Kanye’s 40th birthday, the reality star and the rapper jetted off to the Bahamas last week, enjoying a lot of tequila and seemingly having a blast. Insiders said it was such a nice vacation that Kim and Kanye never even wanted to return home. Today, meanwhile, marks West’s actual milestone birthday, as he came into the world on June 8, 1977. In honor of the occasion and in honor of her husband, Kardashian shared the photo above of her and her man, along with the following caption: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABE! I KNOW YOU’RE NOT ON SOCIAL MEDIA ANYMORE, SO YOU’RE NOT GONNA SEE IT ANYWAY — AND I’M GOING TO BE WITH YOU TO TELL YOU! BUT IF I DON’T POST IT, THEN ALL THE STORIES WILL START SO… I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! That’s pretty well played, actually. For several weeks, mostly toward the end of 2016 and the beginning of 2017, divorce rumors swirled around Kimye. The report cited Kim getting robbed at gunpoint in Paris and West having a mental breakdown just a month or so later and how these events traumatized both parties. They were both dealing with the kinds of personal issues that no one else could really relate to. As a result, distance formed. Communication lessened. There was a period of time in January where we really did think a divorce was imminent. Heck, as recently as March, headlines such as THIS ONE were all over the Internet. Sources told In Touch Weekly this spring that not only were Kim and Kanye dealing with their own sh-t, but West was also pissed over the way Kardashian exploited her robbery on her reality show. Which is true. A great deal of Season 13 was dedicated to Kim dealing with the aftermath of this awful event. “Kim didn’t want to file while Kanye was having serious mental health problems, because that obviously would have been very tough for him to deal with,” the tabloid wrote in March. Added this source at the time: “[Now] Kim knows the time is finally right for her to leave Kanye. She’s been talking to her lawyer, and divorce papers have been drawn up.” That never happened, of course. But we did wonder back then why neither Kardashian nor West said a single word about the rumors. “Right now, things look very tough for their marriage ,” reported Radar Online mere weeks ago. And yet still… nothing from Kim, someone who spends nearly every waking second on social media or the Internet. Why didn’t she simply shoot these reports down? Was it because there was some truth to them at the time? That’s our best guess. We’re guessing that Kim and Kanye really were at a bad place for awhile. Did this mean that divorce was a legitimate option? We may never know. But now they’ve moved past it. Now they’ve found common ground and now they are totally in love all over again. Hence why Kim finally made a crack about those break-up rumors in her birthday mesage. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: 19 Reasons Why She Isn’t That Terrible Speaking of which…. happy birthday, Kanye West!!!! Can you get us a gift for the occasion and go on another classic rant? PLEASE?!?

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Game of Thrones Cosplay Selfie Wins Comic Con!

The first glimpse of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman may have dominated the headlines, but truly this year’s Comic Con belonged to Game of Thrones . First, we had George R.R. Martin’s Khaleesi photo which proved once and for all that the sick mind behind the Red Wedding actually does have a sense of humor. That was topped the next day by Martin’s weenies vs. boobies discussion , which was every bit as amazing as it sounds. When they’re fondly reflecting on Comic Con 2014, however, we think there’s one moment that will leap to the mind of every GoT obsessive. Fortunately, for us, it was caught on camera: Yes, that’s an estimated 47 convention-goers in Westerosi garb. There’s a lot to love here, but we think the prize for most convincing cosplay goes to the Arya Stark in the lower left corner. Seriously, is that actually Maisie Williams?! Naturally, there was a preponderance of Khaleesis on hand, but even so, this photo serves as a sort of geek-tastic Where’s Waldo? See how quickly you can spot Khal Drogo or Littlefinger! Note the perfect proximity of Jon Snow and Ygritte! We’re not seeing many Tyrion Lannisters in the frame, but we guess that’s a shortcoming of the costume (horrible pun intended). All in all, some pretty impressive cosplay on display here. Heck, some of the actors on GoT don’t even look this much like their characters: Game of Thrones Characters In Real Life 1. Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen Clarke plays Daenerys Targaryen on the hit series Game of Thrones. The show’s fourth season debuts April sixth.

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17 Stars Who Not-So-Secretly Love The Bachelor

THG loves The Bachelor. There. We said it. We have no shame over this fact. Some folks out there aren’t always so open about their affection, however, rarely going above a whisper when discussing Chris Harrison, dates on a helicopter and THE MOST DRAMATIC ROSE CEREMONY EVER. But don’t count the following celebrities among that group. These stars definitely watched Andi Dorfman choose Josh Murray on The Bachelorette last night and they’ll totally happy to talk all about it. Flip through these photos and you’ll learn that they already have many times in the past: 17 Celebrities Who Love The Bachelor 1. John Mayer Said the singer to Ellen DeGeneres in 2012: “I don’t even feel like it’s my fault for liking it. It’s not a guilty pleasure. It’s designed to be a pleasure.

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Jennifer Aniston on Brangelina Engagement: Can We Talk About Something Else?

Jennifer Aniston has been having a low-key several months … at least until every news outlet, celeb gossip blog and tabloid publication started speculating nonstop on her response to Brad Pitt’s engagement to Angelina Jolie. The whole world seems to be obsessed with how she took this one piece of news. The short answer? She’s happy for Brangelina , but at the same time, “She hates it being brought up because she doesn’t really care,” says a pal. Jennifer Aniston was married to Brad Pitt from 2000-2005 before he infamously fell in love with Mr. and Mrs. Smith costar Jolie while he was still married. After seven years together, Brad finally proposed to Angelina earlier this month, with all six kids present, buying her $500,000 diamond engagement ring. “She feels Angelina can have him,” the Jen source adds, noting that she’s been quite happy in her own life for some time. “She just wants to move on .” Indeed, since falling for Wanderlust costar Justin Theroux, that’s pretty much what Aniston’s done. There’s even talk of them planning their own wedding . “Jen’s totally happy with Justin,” says the pal. “That’s all in the past.” [Photos: WENN.com]

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Bridget Marquardt: Happy for Hugh Hefner

When it comes to Hugh Hefner’s engagement to Crystal Harris, Bridget Marquardt is taking the high road. Or at least the non-Holly road. Shortly after one of the Playboy founder’s exes came out and slammed his fiancee , another busty blonde with extensive wrinkled penis knowledge has come out and offered her former boss/lover nothing but the best. “I just hope that they’re both happy and that they’ve thought it through and that they’re making the right decision,” Bridget told E! News. “If so, I’m totally happy for them.” Hugh Hefner has had intercourse with all these woman. Just something to ponder. Should Hefner have married Madison instead? No, Marquardt says, reasoning: “She was there for a really long time and she really wanted it. But Holly wanted more than he was able to give. She wants to have kids some day and that’s something Hef wasn’t really interested in.”

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Kellan Lutz’s Underwear: The Big Reveal Is Coming!

Let the countdown begin! We are so totally happy to report that Kellan Lutz’s new Calvin Klein underwear campaign will be released so very soon… Sources reveal that…

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