Thanks to the wonders of Twitter, we already know how Albert Brooks feels about this morning’s brutal Oscar-nomination snub. But how is the rest of the Academy’s snubculture faring? We may never know entirely, but at least their unofficial ambassador Patton Oswalt has the fan-fiction angle covered — and it sounds like this group has the Governors Ball beat. Join me for a drink at The Drawing Room, @AlbertBrooks ? Me and Serkis have been here since 6am. Tue Jan 24 15:22:50 via Twitter for iPhone Patton Oswalt pattonoswalt @AlbertBrooks See you later tonight. Might be out of booze — Serkis has Pogues on the jukebox & Fassbender just showed up in a pirate hat. Tue Jan 24 16:22:01 via Twitter for iPhone Patton Oswalt pattonoswalt @AlbertBrooks Oh shit — we’re DEFINITELY going to run out of booze. Charlize & Tilda just pulled up in a stolen police car. Tue Jan 24 16:30:59 via Twitter for iPhone Patton Oswalt pattonoswalt @AlbertBrooks Dude, GET DOWN HERE. Gosling is doing keg stands and Olsen & Dunst LITERALLY just emerged from a shower of rose petals. Tue Jan 24 16:41:17 via Twitter for iPhone Patton Oswalt pattonoswalt @AlbertBrooks Nolte & Plummer just drove past, mooning us. Serkis & Tilda are signing “Is There Life on Mars?” Tue Jan 24 16:44:21 via Twitter for iPhone Patton Oswalt pattonoswalt @AlbertBrooks Oops — Von Trier just pulled up in a pass van dressed as Goering. “Let’s go to Legoland!” With a boozy hurrah, we’re out! Tue Jan 24 16:46:44 via Twitter for iPhone Patton Oswalt pattonoswalt
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Patton Oswalt Rounds Up Academy Snubculture For the Only Oscar Party Worth Attending