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Kelly Rohrbach is the New SI Rookie of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach is the new Sports Illustrated tits that I guess will become a big deal…thanks to strategic moves, the right friends, or an agency that really believe that can make a lot of fucking money with her…. I know nothing about her, but I did scrub her instagram for the first bunch of pics she posted that will make you a believer that she, like Kate Upton before her, will become the under paid Sports Illustrated model, who goes viral and books a bunch of campaigns, before spending a lot of that money on food, becoming fat as fuck from growing into her tits….but still rich enough to not give a fuck…and famous enough to still have fans that like husbands…stick out the weight gain as a thanks for the glory days.. Here’s her INSTAGRAM The post Kelly Rohrbach is the New SI Rookie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Paris Hilton Big Cleavage of the Day

I logged into instagram to see if this was a new picture of Paris Hilton flaunting her rich girl titties for the internet because she likes the attention…I feel like I’ve seen her whoring before…which I guess I have, since the sex tape happened…and it turns out she fucking blocked me on instagram… Out of 3.7 million people, she blocks me….I don’t even think I’ve ever left any comments on her shit, not even mean spirited shit, which means that I’ve said some shit about her that she thinks is mean, or hurtful…and that is fucking amazing… It’s like I don’t even have to instigate these idiots anymore, 10 years of making fun of them has finally got into their skin… Because when I started this shit out, there weren’t many people doing this…and I’ve met Paris Hilton at least once…so I know she knows I exist…but I didn’t know I affected her social media that much… It’s always funny when you come across random people who block me based on this site, rather than my behavior on social media, because I hardly use the shit… It’s like this shit is a crossover of trolling…trolling so hard it penetrates different apps.. All this to say, Paris Hilton is a fucking joke, and I’d let her herpes ridden ass choke me out….for old times…but also because I love girls who hate me…what a joke…. The post Paris Hilton Big Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Alyssa Hudson Will Blow Your Pants Off

The only thing I know about these pictures of  Alyssa Hudson  here is that A) they’re a recipe for an instant pants fire, B) they were shot by Jessica Wertheim, and C) I wish I’d taken them instead. Anyway, I tried to find out more about this up-and-coming hottie, but turns out she’s got a pretty common name, and 45 seconds of Googling is my limit. So instead of learning where Alyssa’s from or her favorite hobbies, you’re just going to have to make do with this seriously hot photoshoot. Somehow, I think you’ll manage. » view all 11 photos Photos: Jessica Wertheim

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Alyssa Hudson Will Blow Your Pants Off

The only thing I know about these pictures of  Alyssa Hudson  here is that A) they’re a recipe for an instant pants fire, B) they were shot by Jessica Wertheim, and C) I wish I’d taken them instead. Anyway, I tried to find out more about this up-and-coming hottie, but turns out she’s got a pretty common name, and 45 seconds of Googling is my limit. So instead of learning where Alyssa’s from or her favorite hobbies, you’re just going to have to make do with this seriously hot photoshoot. Somehow, I think you’ll manage. » view all 11 photos Photos: Jessica Wertheim

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Peta Murgatroyd And Her Killer Body

I knew the name Peta Murgatroyd sounded familiar, but since years of blogging has effectively destroyed my memory, I had to look her up. And turns out she’s one of the professional dancers on Dancing With the Stars , which probably explains why she’s got such a killer body. Anyway, here she is at the 2014 Carousel of Hope Ball, and I’m told that she’s paired up with Tommy Chong this season. Huh, I didn’t realize stoned swaying counted as an officially recognized dance. Anyway, I’m sure their run won’t last much longer, so let’s all try to enjoy the Peta hotness before it disappears until next season. » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Diora Baird in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who Diora Baird, but she sounds like she was probably a pornstar…or escort to the stars, but thanks to a google search – it turns out she’s an acrtress, which I guess is pretty much the same thing, at least in terms of shame and level of sex it requires to get to a point where people notice you posing in a bikini… I don’t know, she hasn’t done very amazing stuff, and she’s 31 which is practically dead, not only in Hollywood terms, unless you want to get in on the Golden Girls Remake…but also in everyday life…since very few men jerk off to 31 year olds in bikinis, unless they have a fetish or they are at a public pool and the only girls there are over 30, in the geriatric aquafit class….she took a minute to snap a pic from…because tits get hits… I am sure if you google her, you can find her naked…she seems like that kind of girl. I am just too lazy to bother…

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Rita Ora’s Ass at V Fest of the Day

Rita Ora performed at V Fest in the UK and I guess was pretty happy about how her ass looked while twerking on stage, because she posted a picture of it on Instagram, something that I guess makes sense, because anyone performing on stage is a specific level of vain and self involved, that they think the world wants to see them at all times, and it turns out she was right about this one, because this Rihanna replacement is really working hard towards winning out to Rihanna, and she’s finally getting places, and if those places involve ass shaking in pants less outfits…I am sold on her and everything she does…it’s just too bad she’s too famous for self shot porn…I feel like she’d excel at that, but I guess what girl doesn’t… Rita Ora may or may not be the future, and here’s her ass. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PIC CLICK HERE

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Naya Rivera Is Smoking Hot In Galore!

I always forget why Naya Rivera here is famous, although considering how hot this photoshoot she just did for Galore Magazine is, I’m pretty sure it has something to do with her insanely perfect body. But I decided to do a little research anyway, and turns out she’s on Glee , and supposedly her and Lea Michele are “feuding” or some boring gossip rag crap like that. If you ask me, I think the two should just be adults and kiss and make up make out already. Preferably with me and my new camera recording the whole thing. » view all 13 photos

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Lake Bell Topless in Esquire of the Day

Lake Bell is some New York city rich kid, who I am sure I have heard of, but has barely done anything significant enough for me to notice, at least not in the mainstream, so I wikipedia-ed her to see what her deal was, and it turns out she’s 35, which may be old as fuck, but apparently not too old to show her tits in a magazine, and along with a bunch of shitty acting jobs, she writes and directs and stars in her own movies, which despite being some narcissist hustle, I kind of respect that she’s taken on the industry with her own resources, without them, and that may make her a bigger star than working for the hollywood assholes, it’s a DIY strategy that I like…but maybe I’m just distracted by her nipples in Esquire…

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Jasmin Walia Panty Upskirt of the Day

Panty flashes aren’t as exciting as they used to be…not that I ever was into this shit, I just built a website on it to really make my dot com billions…that turned out to be dot com hundreds…but was enough to pay for my drinking which for a hurt bag like me, is better than asking people on the street for quarters…. But there was a time, in 2005, the glory days of this blog and all blogs of this nature, where the panty flash was solid content and a good way for people to be like “What the fuck I see her panties…”….and today, we can see panties everywhere we go, making celebrity far less important, since everyone’s a rockstar and has the ability to flash their panties on the regular…and unless the panty flash involves a shit stain, or period stain or even a labia slip on an A-list it hardly matters…kinda like this Jasmin Walia..who is having a panty slip..for attention…but it is still a panty slip… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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