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Kristina Shannon Fucks a Bike Seat of the Day

Posted on November 5, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We got into the deep troll, the vortex of the instagram yesterday and went through some of the Girls Next Door to see how old and washed up they are, only to come across the Shannon Twins, who you all probably remember and love, but maybe forget exist, cuz unlike Sara Jean Underwood they aren’t living in a tiny house camping every fucking day…naked for instagram…all holistic except for the pollutants that she has in her tits….you know save the oceans, stop plastic consumption, store all that trash in my tits…. Not that this is Sara Underwood, it’s a Shannon Twin…a sister fetish from Playboy who now does really agreesive content… Like fucking a bike seat oiled up on instagram… THIS IS ON instagram….and I even flagged the video, cuz I flag all the nude pics I see since I can’t monetize nudes, but they can…assholes… And instagram said this doesn’t breach their terms and conditions, yet I have to flag it safe for work, cuz if I share this post..this brilliant post…come on storing plastic in her tits humor…GENIUS…I get fucking shut down…WEIRD.. But not as weird as this fake ass…this…video…this…. If you never wanted to be a bike seat for a day – you will now…you sicko.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kristina Shannon Fucks a Bike Seat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dean Unglert: Colton Underwood Will Be the Worst Bachelor EVER!

Posted on September 27, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dean Unglert is best known for having made a self-admitted a$$ out of himself on Bachelor on Paradise . But the ABC personality is here with a dire warning for anyone who is excited about Colton Underwood as the network’s next Bachelor… … and that warning is this: Underwood is about to make a major a$$ out of the show in general! In a manner of speaking, that is. “I love Colton, don’t get me wrong, but [he’s] not my Bachelor,” Unglert told Entertainment Tonight at the 2018 iHeartRadio Music Festival at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada, adding: “He’s a very nice person… He’s well-intentioned. He is beautiful.” Alright! Great! So… what is Unglert’s objection to Underwood being named The Bachelor ? “I just think it’s going to be a dumpster fire.” Oh. Okay then. Underwood finished in third place on the most recent season The Bachelorette. He is famously a virgin , although not for religious reasons. Colton has simple said on numerous occasions that he’s waiting for the right person with whom he wants to knock boots for the first time. Specifically, what is Unglert’s beef with Underwood? He’s a little young. He’s younger than me,” Unglert explained to ET, expounding as follows: “He might be more advanced in his life than I am, but I don’t necessarily see him marrying the woman that he chooses… I don’t think he knows exactly what he wants.” This may be true, of course. But it’s unclear why Dean would say this about Colton. If anything, Underwood appears to be taking the whole idea of finding the right woman as seriously as anyone can. The guy hasn’t even had sex yet because he wants to be sure! Unglert himself was once a frontrunner for The Bachelor… until he got himself involved in an intense and explosive love triangle on Bachelor in Paradise Season 4. And he at least says here that he would not any better as a Bachelor than he predicts Underwood will be. “I imagine Colton’s season going the same way mine would [have], where he wants to do right by everyone and wants no one to hate him and that’s going to just go ahead and bite him right ahead in the butt,” Unglert said in this interview. “I’d be a horrible Bachelor for the same reasons Colton would be horrible and will be horrible.” Fair enough. Unglert concludes by offering up better options he thinks ABC should have gone with for its next Bachelor. “It should’ve been Jason, it should’ve been Blake, it should’ve been Ben, maybe Nick again. It could’ve been Peter,” he says. Do you agree? Or are you actually looking forward to Colton Underwood as The Bachelor, especially that REALLY awkward fantasy suite episode? View Slideshow: Colton Underwood as The Bachelor: A Nation Reacts

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Skin Links 9.18.18

Posted on September 18, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Jean Gives A Massage And More To Her Crush Over at Nuru Massage Stefania Ferrario Braless in Sheer Long Shirt Sara Jean Underwood Posed Nude in a Cave! Reality Star Chloe Goodman Sizzling Hot Underboob Action (header image) All The Bare Runway Nips On London Fashion Week Models Naked Stretching Session! Nicole Kidman On #MeThree! Will Probably Make You Like Nicole Kidman Chloe Kim Olympic Ass of the Day Kirsten Dunst Unveils Her Ginormous New Mom Cleavage… WOW! Robin Holzken Sexy Lingerie Picture Moment … read more

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Pauline Santamaria Naked Shoot of the Day

Posted on August 22, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Pauline Santa Maria, which is pretty fucking Catholic or even offensive to Catholics who see it knowing she’s a getting naked for men to jerk off to, while pretending it’s art, when really it’s to get famous before actually diving into porn…. She’s from France, she has 13,000 followers, and her short bio is – 100% natural and perfectly imperfect She is also in love with “art”, which explains why she’s getting wild and naked and on all fours for some pervert photographer….she thinks the running her smut through a filter is actually art….it’s not her fault, it’s just that people don’t want to admit it’s sex work…even though she’s posing pussy out… Not showing her actual cunt….but for someone with a cross Tattoo and a religious sounding name….while acting like one of the little boys molested by his Priest in Pennsylvania, only to have it swept under the rug to protect the church, making him feel like some kind of slut in the wrong no one cared about after being selected by the priest for the special task of sexy time for Jesus…you know all sexualized at a young age, carrying that into his older age, ending up all fucked up like a woman…only the woman version. Not that this Pauline is being sexualized like a sex worker, she’s doing it intentionally I’m sure, it’s just tits and it makes her feel sexy, it helps her believer her perfectly imperfect lies…. She’s just showing tits like a french woman and as a feminist I find it empowering… All her shit is naked, and what we’ve learned about girls who get naked, is that it is an equilizer and allows them to compete with girls who are actually hot…not that she isn’t hot…but you know what I mean…Europeans getting naked…always a hit. The post Pauline Santamaria Naked Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charli XCX Erotica of the Day

Posted on August 22, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The funniest thing about Charli XCX is that I’ve actually seen her perform…. I once drunkenly walked into some party someone invited me to and I saw this fat girl dancing around making the dumbest sounds with the shittiest of music…to which I thought to myself “What is this low level pop act and why is it in a night club”…before realizing that everything is pop now, nothing has soul, it’s all commercial shit to sell product to idiot drones drunk on Youtube Videos and instagram… But those girls participating in the clickbait, soulless clickbait, luckily are aware that the key to low substance content is showing tit… Charli XCX shows tit, hence why she exists, and is allowed to sing garbage music to garbage people and make a life out of it. The world…one vapid, pile of shit that doesn’t inspire….but at least there are tits to distract us all. Thanks Charli XCX for being a whore….who knows that if cocksucking happens….the other details don’t really matter cuz we’re drunk on endorphines from cumming. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sara Jean Underwood Naked Outdoor Shower of the Day

Posted on August 22, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I may be asked to remove these pics of Sara Jean Underwood living her Camp Life, Van Life, adventure travel life, spent in the woods and National parks, where she is in touch with nature all naked, because her life is one nice vacation, she did the ground work in her 20s when she was in Playboy, on G4TV, building that audience, unfortunately having fucked Ryan Seacrest, something I’ve heard is a terrible experience across the board, cuz he’s a weirdo pervert coke head who is aggressive towards the women he makes sign his NDA contracts with….but that Sarah Underwood has survived and can do what matters most…just fucking remove herself from the scene, publish great content for her fans who pay her to live through her patreon, all while remaining hot. I am a big fan of what she’s doing, but she’s not a big fan of what I am doing taking her pics people pay for….so I may get an email…but any excuse to get her to email me…cuz she’s hot and doing cool things…is a good one. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sara Jean Underwood Naked Outdoor Shower of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sara Jean Underwood Pretend Cooks

Posted on May 4, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is the hardest working InstaModel Sara Jean Underwood pretending to cook a meal and failing miserably at it. Where are the ingredients? I think she needs to put a little more effort into her phony lifestyle. I mean come on, you’ve got to sell it! All I see is some lazy hot girl taking a photo with a clean pan and a kitchen utensil. There’s no sauce on that spoon! Who is managing this chick? Call me. » view all 11 photos                

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Sara Jean Underwood Nude of the Day

Posted on April 26, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am going to assume that Sara Jean Underwood posted her tits for her fans that pay her to live her best life as a hot, despite being in her mid-30s, travel instagram babe, who actually has a feed I am very into because I like nature and unnature tits… She’s the playboy generation, the last of the good young girls using the platform to get famous, before having to do social media of their own to get famous, something Sara Underwood has also figured out how to Master… She’s really got the shit end of the deal because no brands will touch her, or very few brands will touch her, while many old perverts want to touch her… She’s got this massive following, but relies on the old perverts to pay her, rather than the big brands…while Kim K is out there taking dick and getting the whole family deals…pretty unfair existence I think..

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Sara Jean Underwood Is Still Working Hard

Posted on April 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s everyone’s favorite globe-trotting hottie  Sara Jean Underwood back with another update on her latest travels. And I know Indonesian waterfalls and perfect sandy beaches and tropical paradises make for pretty great backgrounds for bikini shots, but any Insta-hottie with a plane ticket can do that. So if Sara ever wants to mix things up a little, she’s always welcome to come visit my mom’s place. I can guarantee no Instagram model’s ever shot there before. Dear Bali, You are the shit. Love, Sara by @stevebitanga @andi_bagus A post shared by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Apr 2, 2018 at 6:03am PDT

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Sara Jean Underwood Is Still Very Hard At Work

Posted on March 16, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know I like to make fun of  Sara Jean Underwood for not having a real job, but honestly, she’ll always be one of my favorite do-nothing hotties. Because while the rest of these wannabe hot nobodies are just doing the same old boring, lazy Instagram photoshoots, at least Sara’s actually getting out there and putting some real effort into it. That’s gotta count for something. » view all 11 photos

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