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Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 5 Recap: Does Katie Maloney Motorboat Crotch?

Last night on Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 5, Kristen and Tom returned to work at SUR after being suspended, while Stassi was given a big opportunity by Lisa. Meanwhile, Tom Schwartz made a HUGE commitment (well, for him anyway) in hopes of appeasing Katie’s concerns, while she also faced some hard core accusations. What did those consist of, and how did everything go down (sort of literally)? Watch Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 5 Online Picking up where Episode 4 left off, Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 5 saw Schwartz try to get out of the doghouse after quitting his job at PUMP spectacularly. To show he can commit to stuff, while also delaying marriage talks with Katie Maloney, he adopted a rescue dog! Which was silly looking but so, SO cute. So cute, in fact, that she envisioned the puppy as the ring bearer in the wedding Tom desperately wants to avoid thinking about! So that totes backfired! Meanwhile, if you watch Vanderpump Rules online , you know Lisa Vanderpump and Stassi Schroeder are often at odds. Well, this week things are good. In fact, Lisa hired Stassi to be her stylist for a photo shoot, a gesture she felt was generous as the youngster could put the experience on her resume. Yet Stassi didn’t see it that way, feeling Lisa treated her like an assistant and not a professional. Lisa, for her part, felt her former staffer was ungrateful. All of that took a back seat to the drama with Katie and Jax Taylor , however. According to Jax and Scheana Marie, not only is it possible to motorboat someone’s crotch, but Katie did just that, between some unidentified actor’s legs! Jax began relaying that Katie had cheated on Schwartz in this manner, a dubious claim because it’s Jax, a man who lies like he gets pointless nose jobs. Still, Scheana claimed she saw the entire incident, so the rumors spread. Sadly, the actor who supposedly had his crotch motorboated by Katie Maloney was never revealed, but Jax and the accused motorboater had words. When Tom Sandoval , Tom Schwartz and Jax joined Katie for brunch, Sandoval and Jax just grilled her on this alleged incident, while Schwartz did nothing. Seriously. He just freaking sat there while Jax tore his girlfriend a new one. Vanderpump Rules Cast Photos 1. Stassi Schroeder Sassy Stassi is the resident wit on Vanderpump Rules. She’s basically a young Lisa V. in the making. Beyond whimpering “Bubby” a few times (whatever the heck that means), he did not stick up for his girl one iota … or ask if the rumor was true for that matter. Katie eventually stormed off after getting railroaded by that douche Jax. When Tom Schwartz ran after her, did he at least defend her stance or comfort her? No, he told her that she was basically the instigator in all of this. Now there’s a standup guy. Totes future fiance and husband material.

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Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 5 Recap: Does Katie Maloney Motorboat Crotch?

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Celebrate 10 Year-Anniversary, Pose for Makeup-Free Selfie

And they said it wouldn’t last! Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi took to Instagram this week to celebrate 10 amazing years as a couple, posing for a make-up selfie and looking more in love now than ever before. They didn’t include a caption with the following beach-based snapshot because, really, no words are needed to express the joy depicted here: DeGeneres and de Rossi dated for four years before saying they do on Augst  15, 2008. They continue to be one of Hollywood’s most fun and enjoyable couples, as evidenced by their mocking of the Kim Kardashian nude spread in Paper Magazine with their latest Christmas card. Seriously, how amazing is THIS ? Sadly, of course, the tabloids have been targeting Ellen and Portia for some time now, publishing erroneous divorce stories and even alleging over the summer that DeGeneres cheated on her wife . This prompted a response from Ellen. “The truth is, and this is corny, I fall more in love with Portia all the time,” she told People earlier this year, adding: “I really do. She surprises me all the time…It’s what anyone experiences when you find that person that gets you, wants to take care of you, wants the best for you. We’re really lucky because we know how rare it is.” 56 Stars Who Are Makeup Free and Fabulous 1. Lorde Without Makeup Lorde isn’t just wearing no makeup in this Twit pic. She’s wearing pimple cream!

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Sleepy Hollow Season 2 Episode 11 Recap: Who Died?! Who DIDN’T Die?!

Wow. We’re going to go out on a limb and say that for loyal fans, Sleepy Hollow Season 2 Episode 11 , the 2014 finale of the Fox series, did not disappoint whatsoever. Watch Sleepy Hollow Season 2 Episode 11 Online Again … wow. You really must watch Sleepy Hollow online to truly appreciate it, because we can’t do justice to it here. With that warning, you may proceed for our recap … Through a thunderstorm, Ichabod and Abbie are on their way to Fredericks Manor, where they find the home abandoned. Henry’s mini city model is left behind. The angles of attack all form a pentagram. Moloch’s plan in motion. Katrina screams and Ichabod finds the Headless Horseman on the cusp of performing the binding ritual. But luckily, with the Sword of Methuselah he stops him. Using her necklace, Katrina summons Abraham,” who warns them, “the moment a man uses the sword to kill, his soul and hence his life will be taken with it.” So basically, wield that sword and your future at your own risk. The team thusly concludes that the Sword of Methuselah must be used by Captain Irving, whose soul already belongs to the Horseman of War. He agrees. The Headless Horseman reveals that Moloch and Henry are at the four white trees, ominously warning them that the darkness is growing stronger. Hawley provides them several weapons and watches the Horseman as they venture into the trees, where Moloch’s demon army strikes with a vengeance. Using Methuselah’s sword, Irving destroys the Horseman but is wounded beyond the point of being saved himself. Abbie, enraged, decides to end Moloch. Moloch orders Henry to bring the witch to him, stating that the epic demise of Katrina will allow the final tree to burn, bringing about the End of Days. Henry obliges, but when Moloch cruelly states that neither he nor Abraham mean a thing to him, he strikes his master down with the Sword of Methuselah! Like we said earlier … wow! Is it 2015 yet?!

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Sleepy Hollow Season 2 Episode 11 Recap: Who Died?! Who DIDN’T Die?!