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Gigi Paris in E-Commerce Pictures of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I fucking hate catalog pics…whether they are for a company’s e commerce store…or for their actual catalog…they are always so badly shot, so uninteresting to look at, and they always make the model look like shit, like this Gigi Paris girl who has being going semi viral recently and people are talking about her…but in this shoot…she looks like she’s pushing 40….while pushing shitty bikinis…I can’t imagine anyone looking at thinking “oh I want that”… People need to stop being so fucking safe…and Christian…these are models, this is their job…make them crawl on all fours for it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE SHITTY E-COMM PICS CLICK HERE The post Gigi Paris in E-Commerce Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Why are the topless protesters working with Femen never sexy as fuck…and always the kind of girl you’d expect to be protesting some shit about her uterus… It’s like why can’t hot model bitches stop sipping their cocktails on the private jet for 5 minutes, draw blood stains on their panties…and fucking crash political events in any random country they are from… I guess because those models already figured out how to use their vaginas for good…not evil… This seems like a Saturday Night Live Skit… The post The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day

Posted on May 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Why are the topless protesters working with Femen never sexy as fuck…and always the kind of girl you’d expect to be protesting some shit about her uterus… It’s like why can’t hot model bitches stop sipping their cocktails on the private jet for 5 minutes, draw blood stains on their panties…and fucking crash political events in any random country they are from… I guess because those models already figured out how to use their vaginas for good…not evil… This seems like a Saturday Night Live Skit… The post The Woman Who Screams About her Uterus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley and Madonna Erotica of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus and Madonna are best friends…which is appropriate because Madonna wants to suck the blood out of Miley’s vagina during her period to get her youthful powers, you know to keep relevant, in what may even be a lab experiment made my Madonna’s hired scientists, that was conceptualized at a party in the early 90s when Billy Ray Cyrus was at his peak and Madonna had this idea to give him a second hit… Who fucking knows…I just know that I’ve seen them grinding up on each other, Miley in short shorts and Madonna in a corset busting out, and maybe their friendship is legit, but whether it is or not, it’s still some kind of twisted fantasy you can jerk off to…mainly because of Miley…she’s hot as fuck… The post Miley and Madonna Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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The Triple Vogue Paris Covers of the Day

Posted on February 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy and Lara Stone are all imitating each other in this three cover issue of Vogue, that you probably won’t find hot, but that I find hot, because I like looking at models, unless I am next to the models, in which case I fear models, since models are all 7 foot tall, broad shouldered freaks…but when in pictures, like these pictures, not naked or spread legged enough for my liking, but spread legged enough to imagine them spread legged enough, because when you think of how much sex these models have had with rockstars, actors, and other dirty fucking rich people, maybe their vaginas gaping is better in panties…you know they are washed up…but still dirty…. Either way, interesting concept… The post The Triple Vogue Paris Covers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Kendall Jenner Baby Cameltoe of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

New trend…pose your cameltoe next to a baby…not that this is an actual cameltoe, but with a little pulling on the front of her pajama pants, totally could be, because she’s a Kardashian or whatever the fuck the Kris Jenner’s maiden name is, and genetically, built so that their vaginas eat anything their vaginas face that offer any level of opportunity or money….be it black cock, rich cock, athlete cock…or in this case Pajama pants… Nothing this 19 year old “it” girl, thanks to the world being a horribly place, and the media sucking, is wholesome “look at me on christmas fodder”…it is all designed to monetize…making her the fucking worst…and giving us all hope for a family trip that ends in Natural Disaster, or Air Asia level missing plane, because it’s always the people who need to die, who don’t die.

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Kendall Jenner Baby Cameltoe of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

New trend…pose your cameltoe next to a baby…not that this is an actual cameltoe, but with a little pulling on the front of her pajama pants, totally could be, because she’s a Kardashian or whatever the fuck the Kris Jenner’s maiden name is, and genetically, built so that their vaginas eat anything their vaginas face that offer any level of opportunity or money….be it black cock, rich cock, athlete cock…or in this case Pajama pants… Nothing this 19 year old “it” girl, thanks to the world being a horribly place, and the media sucking, is wholesome “look at me on christmas fodder”…it is all designed to monetize…making her the fucking worst…and giving us all hope for a family trip that ends in Natural Disaster, or Air Asia level missing plane, because it’s always the people who need to die, who don’t die.

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Nadja Auermann for Vogue Germany of the Day

Posted on October 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nadja Auermann is some old as fuck, at least if you consider 43 old as fuck, which I do when it comes to women, because as far as I am concerned their vaginas are sewn up at 30 and no longer count as being women since they are unfuckable in my fantasies, even if they are technically fuckable, because of their horniness and the fact that they are easier to get to bed than the under 30s who don’t have a complex about being 30…or kids…but I guess in Nadja Auermann’s case her vagina may be sewn up at 30, not as figurative imagery that I painted for you, but because she’s German, and Germans are into weird fetishes, from scat to Leather, which all stems from their pragmatic society… Doesn’t matter, she’s in lingerie for Vogue Germany and these are the pics.

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Nina Dobrev – Yoga Pose Porn of the Day

Posted on June 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who the fuck Nina Dobrev is, but I googled her, she’s in Vampire Diaries and is probably at the top of her game…but in the event they try to deport her Russian Canadian ass…and she has to start from scratch…you know build shit back up again so she doesn’t end up building Igloos and Maple Syrup back home while I watch, she is capable of sexual positions that will surely help her on her quest for more fame and fortune…because if I was working the casting couch and a bitch pulled this off…ideally nude..I’d give her the job…but then again, I’ve let girls control me with their vaginas since the 80s. It’s my thing. Here she is on the red carpet SHOWING TITS

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Pregnant Famous Girl Watch of the Day

Posted on June 2, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hayden Panettiere Demonstrating What She Should have Done to Not Get Pregnant because no one likes pregnancy, not even the girls who try to convince that they like pregnancy, since breeding is unnatural even if our shitty species depends on it…we should just outsource that shit to keep our vaginas and bodies intact, like some puppymill for human shit…and I figure I might as well post your favorite pregnant celebrities in action to inspire you to wear condoms – since no one wears condoms. Stacy Keibler Mocking Mexicans while Pregnant… This post has been a fail…but so has their uteruses…those fuckers let us down.

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