Just a Simple Man VS an Escalator Englishman Shoots Gun like Faggot Lion Attacks Trainer Mosquito Swarm Kid’s Leg Gets Stuck in Escalator Nude Artist of the DAy The post Model Getting Butt Injections and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nicole Scherzinger is on vacation in Hawaii because I guess she’s been busy working on the new Dirty Dancing, that basically will destroy a movie I have an emotional attachment to, because seeing Jewish rich kids getting with poor dudes and losing their virginity is porn to me…set to song and dance…sign this motherfucker up… The fact that they have some Arab chick playing the slutty pregnant chick who gets the abortion and that Patrick Swayze protects cuz that’s what Dance Partners Do….it’s the code of the dance…is not as disgusting as the fact that they are redoing the classic…and LITTLE Miss Sunshine is BABY…what the fuck… Enough of that…the real concern is how hard this dancing Pussycat doll bitch face tunes, I mean she’s so smoothed out in the face she might as well should have erased her damn face…like everyone on social media….love! The post Nicole Scherzinger’s Photoshopped to Shit in a Bikini Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bojana Krsmanovic is a 25 year old Serbian model with big tits – who could be or could have been a sex worker – because of the whole Eastern European hot thing – but who cares if she is or not – because all girls are sex workers in their own right – they just won’t admit it – but will instead claim to be empowered – because it is empowering to get paid for being hot – whether as a model – or in SI Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2016… Well now Maxim has taken her over to say “huge tits on a skinny frame from Eastern Europe”….must be celebrated in their photoshoot for a magazine that also covers Dax Shepard….TOP NOTCH. I lost my virginity to a Serbian prostitute who couldn’t speak English but who was somehow here and she didn’t charge me…so I have a soft spot in my heart for these kind people…even though I didn’t cum when I lost my virginity. Something VERY important to this post – because Human Trafficking and Serbians is all I know… I just checked her INSTAGRAM and I’m in love…. It’s too bad she only hit at 25…I mean that’s retirement age for models…but we got a good year in her… The post Bojana ‘Bo’ Krsmanovic for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t really cover news, even though I should, because it’s far easier to make fun of than just another girl in the same photoshoot, over and over again, to the point where they are all the fucking same photoshoot…with the same boring girl who is good to look at but has no personality… Throw in some action with the tits, where Trump’s Campaign manager ASSAULTED her as she was getting up in TRUMP’s face and grabbing at him… So the Michelle Fields goes and presses charges like a fucking baby, who needs to spend time doing some war correspondence because if you get in the way, you’re gonna get pushed… I am not defending TRUMP or the comedy that is TRUMP getting this far, which is just a testament of where America is right now, thank’s to the lack of free education, in a system designed to keep the poor man poor, and make the rich man rich. I read a quote the other day that “the richest man has likely never contributed to the poorest and hungriest man in America, but I can assure you that the poorest and hungriest man in America has contributed to the richest man”…it’s a little fucking backwards… Here’s her bruises: I saw some hip bitch with way more bruises on her arms the other day in the coffee shop, but those were from sex and bitch wasn’t complaining about them, instead showing them off so we knew she liked to fuck.. I guess what it all comes dow to…is tits, and that Michelle Fields who clearly likes to draw attention to herself with her tits…is using this to become household. We call it “the Erin Andrews”… OMG am I victim blaming? I just think girls complain a lot about equality, but at the same time complain a lot about sexual assault and harassment. I’ve never accused a girl of raping me while I was drunk, even the ugly ones I know I couldn’t be accountable for… The post Reporter Michele Fields Gets Assaulted by Trump’s Team of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You may not know this about me, but I actually don’t know any of these people I talk about and I don’t really know why I even talk about them because I genuinely don’t care about anything pop culture, or I guess “celebrity”, “fame”, “rich”…. I think it all went this direction of models and actors when I first started the site and no one would read my trolling Large Penis Support Groups, or other clever things that wouldn’t work as content in this era of social media. We’re in a world of people who don’t read anything but top 10 lists that aren’t even scientifically proven and just more like random 10 lists… That said, I know nothing about these people….but I do know that I never cared for Chloe Sevigny. Maybe there was a minute, when I was in my 20s and she popped up in KIDS where she got AIDS from losing her virginity to some player before being date raped spreading the disease….but that was just because I like sluts. She went on to become some hipster, artist, fashionista icon…and the whole time, she was barely interesting, but other pretentious people bought into her, allowed for her to bullshit them… Sure that meant she did some edgy roles in movies, you know trying to give herself credibility…like where she was a Topless tranny with a Dick HERE and HERE for some show she was on.. And more importantly, mainstream movie sex before it was a thing, by sucking Vicent Gallo Dick
I guess everything is porn now…so it’s hard to say that this fashion shoot is porn, when everything is fucking porn. I’ve seen 90 percent of the girls I know in real life naked…..in nude selfies…and all I have to do is ask…nothing is sacred, we’re all desensitized…jerking off to our imagination just doesn’t happen…and soon religious sermons will be done nude…just to get mindless, primate humans to listen to the shit they are selling… This is Lily Donaldson, porning out, because I guess that’s what models do, because they can pretend it is art and not porn…and I call this shoot “Little Too Late”…the other working title I have is “From Model to Instagram”….where established models don’t know how to compete with the instagram models who get all the work despite not looking like models…all because they are clever social media marketers giving the brands the idea that they are what the people want….Tila Tequila did the same thing with Myspace friends… There was a time, pre 2012, when Lily Donaldson wasn’t a desperate 30 year old doing this kind of amazing…but rather working for Victoria’s Secret as one of their models Leonardo DiCaprio took the virginity of….and now I guess she’s figuring out different ways to make her big tits interesting and I like big tits…in fact…I am always willing to stop what I am doing, anywhere I am, to suck tits…even if I am crossing a busy street…I will risk my life for big tits…so to me, this more DIY work…is better than evil corporate work…but that’s just the anti-establishment in me speaking in this over commercialized world…that sometimes cunts need to be fired from to become cool, down to earth and tolerable… Here are the pics for the fashion mag…that are pretty fucking awesome…even though she’s 30, which is disgusting and old and has probably banged out some pretty disgusting, rich…famous…men…making her disgusting…I still want to taste her soul / pussy & asshole… The post Lily Donaldson Porny for 032c Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Is The Bachelorette winner Josh Murray moving on from former fiancee Andi Dorfman with famed Bachelor contestant – and proud virgin – Ashley Iaconetti?! This photo on Instagram, in which Josh posed with about 20 girls in New York but gave Ashley I. a shout-out (she’s on the far left), has fans wondering … You don’t need The Bachelorette spoilers to tell you it sometimes doesn’t work out after the show, even if the winning duo looks hopelessly in love. Such was the case when Andi and Josh broke up about six months after he popped the question on an emotional season finale of the ABC reality hit. Fast forward to this week, when Josh was in the NYC and cozying up to Ashley Iaconetti, who vied for Chris Soules’ heart on The Bachelor this winter. Ashley, along with runner-up Becca Tilley, was one of two contestants openly her virginity and the only one looking like a New Jersey-fied Kim Kardashian . After Josh posted the photo above, his Instagram was besieged by fans weighing in Some were excited about the coupling, most felt it was a diss to Andi. Murray recently commented that he doesn’t miss Dorfman, and it doesn’t feel like they parted ways on the best of terms, so her fans are pretty defensive. However, Ashley tells TMZ that this isn’t what it appears … mostly. Josh Murray did reach out to her about getting together, so there may well be interest there, and they had a good time together that night at the bar. She’s a fan of Josh, but she viewed it as a group date (she brought friends for backup, and clearly others were there as well) and nothing too serious. Suffice it to say, Ashley I.’s v-card remains solely in her possession. Andi sources say she still feels the IG photo was a “low blow” from Josh, but it sounds like nothing happened between Murray and Iaconetti … yet. Judging by the pic, we’re guessing Date #2 could be happening. View Slideshow: 13 Craziest Bachelor Contestants of All-Time
Bella Thorne just wants her massive fan base to eat healthy and work out….while her fan base…who happen to be widely made up of men in their 40s…who are forced to watch her stupid show thanks to kid of their own…just appreciate her arched back workout form…for what is designed to be a casual workout pic, but that is posed, booty out, as her team knows the public love ass these days, and that her pre-18 months are the most critical to get people talking about her, since in America, men are torn because they want to fuck her, but know it is illegal to fuck her, even though girls lose their virginity at 12 now, and I’m not just talking about the ones raped by their uncles, I’m talking normal girls who grew up on porn are fucking like crazy, making 18 more of joke than anything, allowing 17 to be the period where these 17 year olds who have had more sex than you, can manipulate older men and play off being jailbait… Because let’s face it, if she was all about the fitness, why would she be posting butt shots…I like think the butt shot is more about lesson’s learned by her stage parents to help make their family dreams come true, being the only one who actually got anywhere…that’s enough pressure to post an ass shot for attention….next stop…sex tape….I mean if this momentum that is Bella Thorne ever ends….