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What Happens After You Call The POTUS Tar Baby?

That wankster Doug Lamborn definitely has it coming after calling our POTUS a tar baby! SMH… Kevin Eason sent us his latest political cartoon that shines a spotlight on the aftermath of Lamborn’s disgusting comments. What do you think of it? Chelly-O don’t play when it comes to her hubby! Kevin Eason is a freelance editorial cartoonist and illustrator from New Jersey. His brand of satire covers news events in politics, entertainment, sports and much more. Follow him on Facebook .

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What Happens After You Call The POTUS Tar Baby?

Game Drops “Uncle Otis” Diss To Jay-Z, Kreayshawn, Frank Ocean, Marc Anthony, Amber Rose, And More [Video]

“Lil White B_tch Better Stay In Her Place, Call Me A N__ga Imma Put The K In Your Face!” Game Drops Diss “Uncle Otis” To Everybody (Jay-Z, Kreayshawn, Frank Ocean, Marc Anthony, Amber Rose) [Video]

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Dirty Dog Diaries: Nasty Old Perv Dominique Strauss-Kahn Got It In With Three Different Broads In One Day The Same Weekend He Allegedly Tried To Hire The Maid He Allegedly Raped

We apologize for giving you that visual. Dominique Strauss-Kahn recently made a confession to his wife that either proves he never has to force himself on anybody… or kills his whole “the maid is just mad I didn’t want to pay her for the poon” defense. DSK confessed to his wife he “had” a trio of lovers as he blew off steam before the French presidential race, according to an unnamed friend of spouse Anne Sinclair, who was quoted in Le Point magazine. “So, it wasn’t just one for the road before the presidential campaign,” Sinclair’s friend said. “It was three.” Sinclair, who celebrated her 63rd birthday Friday with DSK in the Berkshires, has never believed her horny husband uses anything but charm to lure the ladies. “Dominique has never been violent with anyone,” she told friends, according to the Sunday Times of London. “Even the children, he never smacked them. He’s a seducer, not a rapist.” And he was honest about his habitual tomcatting, warning her, “Don’t marry me. I’m an incorrigible skirt chaser,” the report said. When he strayed, friends said, he would tell her, “I warned you.” Strauss-Kahn, 62, is accused of assaulting the 32-year-old maid in his Midtown Sofitel hotel room on May 14. The frisky Frenchman was apparently a man on a mission when he arrived in Manhattan on May 13. After checking in, he tried to coax a hotel receptionist up to his suite for champagne, but she declined. The sexed-up Socialist had better luck with another woman hours before the alleged attack. That woman — described by Post sources as a secret girlfriend who works in banking — was seen on surveillance video at the Sofitel with Strauss-Kahn around 1:30 a.m. on May 14. They rode the elevator up to his floor, and she left around 3 a.m. Gross. Ladies, does the amount of money it would take for you to sleep with this old cooze hound even exist? Source

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Dirty Dog Diaries: Nasty Old Perv Dominique Strauss-Kahn Got It In With Three Different Broads In One Day The Same Weekend He Allegedly Tried To Hire The Maid He Allegedly Raped

The Hood Life: “Precious” Director Lee Daniels’ Ride-Or-Die Sister Now Faces Drug Charges Of Her Own

At 45, you really shouldn’t be about that life anymore, man… Especially when someone was kind enough to try to share their come up with you. But apparently, for Leah Daniels-Butler, being a ride-or-die wife to her drug-dealing husband wasn’t keeping it gangsta enough. The sister of “Precious” director Lee Daniels pleaded guilty yesterday to possession of the love drug Ecstasy. Leah Daniels-Butler, 45, a casting associate for the Academy Award-nominated film, was arrested last September on more serious charges of trying to sneak her husband’s guns and illicit cash out of their California home. Daniels-Butler faces up to six months in prison on the drug pinch, a misdemeanor. SMH. How is it that having “I put Gabourey Sidibe on” on her resume doesn’t leave this broad with better life options??? Source

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The Hood Life: “Precious” Director Lee Daniels’ Ride-Or-Die Sister Now Faces Drug Charges Of Her Own

Random Ridiculousness: People Are Out There Spending $12K On Fake Babies

ROFL, did someone forget to tell us the recession was over??? According to recent news reports, elaborate fake babies—called “reborn dolls”—are becoming popular with adult women. The dolls, which can cost more than $12,000 (but often sell for several hundred or a few thousand dollars)—have extremely realistic hair and incredibly lifelike facial features and skin tone, thanks to many hours spent by artists who paint them, complete with one-of-a-kind birthmarks—and painstakingly apply their locks and lashes. Some of the dolls are made to look exactly like premature babies and delivered with an incubator and even with IVs. Some younger women claim the dolls satisfy their maternal needs. Some middle-aged women claim the dolls comfort them as their children leave for college. Indeed, companies will supply custom-made dolls that closely resemble a woman’s own baby—born twenty years before. It would be one thing if women were buying “reborn dolls” out of morbid curiosity or a passion to collect them (like Hummel figurines). But women are taking their dolls out in strollers (no kidding) and strapping them into car seats for trips to the mall. Fortunately, they don’t actually believe their “babies” are real. That would be a true psychotic delusion. But they are able to suspend disbelief and play with them as though they are real—kind of like believing in a movie while you are watching it… No, no: these broads are absolutely certifiable if they’re a) spending this kind of money on baby dolls and b) treating them like real babies… But it gets worse. Check the flip…

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Random Ridiculousness: People Are Out There Spending $12K On Fake Babies

So Disrespectful: Some Australian “Journalist” Made Up That Whole Michael Jackson & Aaron Carter Cocaine Story

Why would someone even try to get away with this??? According to TMZ , Aaron Carter’s rep says that whole conversation where he reminisced about doing blow with Michael Jackson is a fairytale that happened in the writer’s imagination. The controversy stems from an article that ran in OK! Magazine in Australia, written by international journalist Daphne Barak. In the article, Carter was quoted as saying, “Yes, [MJ] gave me wine. I mean, I could have refused, but I was 15. As for drugs? He gave me cocaine.” But Carter’s rep tells TMZ, “Nothing was said that was reported” … and directed us toward a YouTube video of the interview with Barak … which seems to back up Aaron’s side of the story. SMH. For what, though???

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So Disrespectful: Some Australian “Journalist” Made Up That Whole Michael Jackson & Aaron Carter Cocaine Story

That Shady Miami Dream Team Catches Another Last Minute “L”

Once again, the Heat thought they had a game in the bag, and managed to lose a double digit lead in the fourth quarter. The Mavericks defeated the Heat 86-83 on Tuesday to even the NBA Finals at 2-2 and, in the process, send the best-of-7 series back to Miami. But first there’s Game 5 at Dallas’ American Airlines Center. “Game 5, the swing game,” Heat coach Erik Spoelstra said. Thursday’s swing game could have been the potential series clincher but Miami played too poorly in the fourth quarter to make the NBA Finals a short series like it did against Philadelphia, Boston and Chicago. Miami went more than seven minutes without scoring a field goal before Dwyane Wade scored a dunk with nine seconds left in the game. It cut the Mavericks lead to one point, but Jason Terry made two free throws with 6.7 seconds left to force Miami into a three-point shot The Heat’s final chance seemed as broken as the fourth quarter. Wade mishandled the inbounds following a timeout but saved it by throwing a desperation pass to Mike Miller. Miller forced an awkward three-pointer that missed badly as time expired. The Mavericks outscored the Heat 21-14 in the final fourth quarter and forced six turnovers. Dirk Nowitzki led Dallas with 21 points — 11 in the final period. Wade had 32 points and Chris Bosh added 24, but Miami couldn’t overcome a poor shooting night by LeBron James. He was 3-of-11 shooting with eight points, nine rebounds and seven assists. “We’ll work to help make it easier for [James] in the next game,” Erik Spoelstra said. “I’ve got to do a better job of making sure he’s in better positions to be aggressive and efficient.” Nowitzki played despite a fever and was congested during his postgame news conference. “Sitting at 2-2 right now and obviously we would like to get Game 5 at home before going back to Miami,” Nowitzki said. “That’s a big game for us.” The Heat trailed 82-81 with 30 seconds left when Wade missed his second of two free throws. Nowitzki scored on a driving layup with 14.4 seconds left to give the Mavericks an 84-81 lead. Three of eleven??? Get it together, LeBaby! You know this is your only chance to shut down the perpetual hate! Source

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Random Ridiculousness: Game Gets Detained In Canada On His Way To Perform Because Of A Janky Promoter

That wedding Game is planning just got delayed by at least 14 more days. Apparently, when he arrived in Canada earlier today, our dear neighbors to the North weren’t exactly waiting with a welcome wagon. And we may not hear from Game directly until this ordeal is over. Click here to find out why.

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Random Ridiculousness: Game Gets Detained In Canada On His Way To Perform Because Of A Janky Promoter

Always Delete Your Sent Box: Celebrities Who’ve Been Caught Sexting

Many celebrities & pro-athletes – Tiger Woods, Miley Cyrus & Rihanna, to name a few – have been caught up in ‘sexting’ scandals and had their nude or semi-nude photos & dirty texts leaked to the public. Although some were just messages, others took it a step further and sent an image to go with the naughty thoughts. While some were a one time mistake, others are sure to be a reoccurring act in this movie, as we’ve already seen new sets from Rihanna, Vanessa Hudgens, and more. Reminisce on some of the most scandalous sexting scandals at HipHopWired.com

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Always Delete Your Sent Box: Celebrities Who’ve Been Caught Sexting

Shyne Po Talks Blood Code: “I Gotta Talk To Lil Wayne About Hanging Around Rick Ross… He Has No Integrity!” [Video]

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Shyne Po Talks Blood Code: “I Gotta Talk To Lil Wayne About Hanging Around Rick Ross… He Has No Integrity!” [Video]