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Making It Snow On Them Hoes: Coast Guard Seizes $19 Million Worth Of Yayo Near Costa Rica!

Somebody’s kids are gonna end up duct-taped behind this one… Coast Guard Confiscates $19 Million In Yayo Near Costa Rica Via MSNBC The Coast Guard says cocaine confiscated by U.S. authorities off the coast of Costa Rica is worth roughly $19 million. The 1,250 pounds of cocaine will be offloaded Monday morning at the Coast Guard base in Miami Beach. Officials say a Coast Guard crew on routine patrol in the eastern Pacific caught up with a go-fast vessel on May 29 about 305 miles southwest of Cocos Island, Costa Rica. The crew confiscated the drugs and detained six people on board the boat. The Coast Guard says the suspects were transferred to Drug Enforcement Agency officials in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. The drugs will be transferred to DEA agents in Miami Beach. Bobby Brown would have a f***in’ field day! Image via Shutterstock Continue reading →

Coupled Up: Tyga And Blac Chyna Join Breezy And Karrueche At BET Awards After Party

LOL. Karrueche prolly checking Rihanna’s Instagram like, “Look at me now ho!” Breezy stepped out with his ride-or-die boo thang following the BET Awards. The couple were seen leaving an afterparty together. Cute. That thang lookin’ a lil dusty Breezy. No time for a car wash before the BET awards? Hit the flip for shots of Tyga boo’d up with Blac Chyna.

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Swirl Stay Losing: OJ Simpson’s Busty Becky Ex-Boo Sentenced To Prison For Stealing Prescription Pills From Patients

Birds of a feather usually date each other OJ Simpson’s Former Girlfriend Sentenced To Prison For Stealing Pills Via HuffPo reports: A former girlfriend of O.J. Simpson has been sentenced to 45 days in jail after a reaching a plea agreement with prosecutors in Minnesota. Thirty-eight-year-old Christie Prody, of Moorhead, was accused of stealing prescription pills from a Moorhead couple while she worked as an in-home nursing assistant. KFGO-AM reports that Prody says she’s focusing on staying sober and rebuilding her relationship with God. She says she’s doing everything she can to “better” herself. Prody’s attorney, Ken Kludt, says Prody became addicted to methamphetamine and oxycodone. Prody must also pay a $1,000 fine. She’ll be on supervised probation for up to 10 years. Prody had a 13-year relationship with Simpson after the NFL Hall of Famer was acquitted in the 1994 slaying of his ex-wife and her friend in Los Angeles. Her break up with OJ must have been amicable–she’s still alive.

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Swirl Stay Losing: OJ Simpson’s Busty Becky Ex-Boo Sentenced To Prison For Stealing Prescription Pills From Patients

Florida Crazies: Man Kills Family Pitbull Then Chops It Up, Cooks It, And “Freezes The Extra Meat” For Future Meals

Florida Man Kills Dog – Chops Up Body For Family To Eat SMH at this story and how crazy this muhfugga looks! According to WTSP : A Tampa man is facing animal cruelty charges after he allegedly killed his family’s pet dog, and then cut the animal up for future meals. Investigators say 25-year-old Thomas Elliot Huggins strangled the young pit bull mix pup on Thursday morning, and then chopped the animal into quarters and put the remains in the freezer. A family member called police after learning what happened. Arriving officers say they found the dog’s ribs cooked in a pot on the stove, and the animal’s head was in the garbage. An investigator with Hillsborough Animal Services tells 10 News that Huggins “expertly” cut the animal apart, and this may not be the first time he’s done this. According to his arrest report, Huggins learned how to clean an animal from his mother and had done it in the past with squirrels and rabbits. Family members told police that Huggins’ behavior had been getting progressively worse over the past several years. His mother claims the problems began when Huggins was “smoking some weed” five years earlier and “something happened.” She’s unsure if there was something in the marijuana but that afterward Huggins “flipped out” and he hadn’t been the same since. Huggins was taken into custody and charged for the inhumane and cruel killing of the dog, and is currently in jail on $2,000 bond. He had to be smoking more than “some weed” to go crazy like that. WTSP Continue reading →

Freak-Deeky MILF Website Offers Porky Azz Racist Paula Deen A 6-Figure Gig!

Racist hoes gotta eat too, right? Paula Deen Offered Job From Adult Website Guess there IS a company still willing to f**k with Paula Deen … According to TMZ reports : Disgraced chef Paula Deen needs a job … and she’s a mom … so the good people who run a MILF-based adult site put 2-and-2 together and have offered her a SIX-FIGURE GIG. A website called PureMature.com fired off a letter this week … offering Paula a place in their company … in light of her N-word controversy, which has lost her MILLIONS in sponsorships. In the letter, PM starts by explaining to Paula she’s a MILF — a hot mom over the age of 65 who men would like to (you know). It continues with the job offer adding, “Full figured of thin, arthritic or diabetic — you embody our perfect spokesperson.” As for compensation, PureMature says it’s willing to offer her “6 figures for very little work” … and NO nekkidness is required. No one wants to see a fat, racist, beyotch in her underwear. NO ONE. Image via WENN

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Voicemail Captures Lawyer’s Confrontation With “Cheating” Girlfriend Before She Was Murdered: “You Have 5 Seconds To Answer…Then I Kill You!”

Cotdamn! Lawyer Accidentally Dails Voicemail While Murdering His Girlfriend Via NYPost The Ivy League lawyer charged with killing his girlfriend in a jealous rage pocket-dialed a friend’s voicemail during the murder — and is heard tormenting his victim in her final seconds. “Why did you call 508, why did you call that number?” Jason Bohn asked Danielle Thomas just before the June 2012 slay in his Astoria apartment. Thomas said, “I don’t know” and “Jason, I love you” a dozen times, according to a transcript obtained by The Post. Bohn replies “You have five seconds and then…and then I’m going to kill you.” The accused killer then gives his victim instructions, telling her “I’m going to let you up and then you need to answer quickly or else you die…Danielle, why did you call that number?…Danielle you are so stupid. You think I’m going to stop, I won’t stop.” The voicemail will be smoking gun evidence at Bohn’s upcoming trial. Look at God…enjoy jail Jason. Image via Facebook/Shutterstock

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Elsewhere In The World: 2 Disturbed Drunken Russian Teens Arrested After Decapitating A Homeless Man’s Head And Playing Soccer With It

We couldn’t make this isht up if we tried…

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Elsewhere In The World: 2 Disturbed Drunken Russian Teens Arrested After Decapitating A Homeless Man’s Head And Playing Soccer With It

Jesus Take The Wheel: Ivy League Lawyer Accused Of Killing His 27-Year-Old Girlfriend, “You Have Five Seconds And Then I’m Going To Kill You”

He made her plead for her life. SMH. Lawyer Accused Of Killing Girlfriend According to Mail Online An Ivy League lawyer accused of strangling his Weight Watchers executive girlfriend has allegedly been caught on voicemail forcing her to plead for her life. Jason Bohn, 34, has been charged with murder over the beating and strangling of 27-year-old Danielle Thomas in their Astoria, New York apartment just over a year ago. The pocket-dial to a friend’s voicemail on June 24, 2012 appears to capture the tragic last moments of Miss Thomas’s life. The tape, exclusively obtained by CBS, will be central for the prosecution during Bohn’s first-degree murder trial which is due to begin on July 29. He faces life in prison. On the chilling recording, a man believed to be Bohn relentlessly questions why Miss Thomas made a phone call to a number with a 508 area code. Bohn then strangles the 27-year-old before letting go as she pleads with him and tries to answer his questions, CBS was told by prosecutors. She struggles to breath as she answers over and over: ‘I don’t know… Jason, I love you.’ He then replies: ‘You have five seconds and then…and then I’m going to kill you. He continues: ‘I’m going to let you up and then you need to answer quickly or else you die… Danielle, why did you call that number? ‘Danielle you are so stupid. You think I’m going to stop, I won’t stop.’ An autopsy report by the medical examiner revealed that Ms Thomas died of neck compression and blunt-force trauma. ‘She was my only child and my mother’s only grandchild. She was really enjoying New York. She loved her job and they loved her,’ her mother, Jamie Thomas Bright, told the New York Post. Prayers go out to her family.

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911 Is A Joke: Washington Cop Popped For Choppin’ Down Poon Peddlin’ Prostitute In Exchange For Police Info

Serving but definitely not protecting… Washington Cop Arrested Prostitution Sting Yes, the place is really called “Java Juggs”…smh Via ABCNews A sheriff’s sergeant was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly having sex with a prostitution ring leader in exchange for giving her information on undercover police operations. Sgt. Darrell O’Neill, 58, of Everett, Wash., has served in the Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office for over 30 years. He allegedly had sex with Carmela Panico, the owner of several bikini barista coffee shops that allegedly provided the front for her escort service, in exchange for giving her information about a police investigation targeting Panico, according to a police report filed in Snohomish County on Tuesday. According to the report, O’Neill received sexual favors from Panico, her manager Samantha Lancaster, and other baristas. The Snohomish County Sheriff’s Office did not return a request for comment. The investigation began on March 10, 2013 when the Snohomish Sheriff’s Office received tips of lewd activity in a bikini barista coffee stands called Twin Peaks and Java Juggs, according to the report. The sheriff’s office arrested several baristas. They told interviewers about a “dirty cop” who frequently visited the stands and requested sexual encounters in exchange for information, the report said. The “dirty cop” was identified by the baristas as O’Neill, according to the report. Surveillance footage captured O’Neill visiting Panico while he was on and off-duty. “O’Neill has provided guidance to the baristas as to when the best times to ‘perform’ their shows,” the report said. ”He intentionally refrained from performing his duty imposed upon him by law.” O’Neill has been charged with promoting prostitution, official misconduct, and criminal conspiracy. Image via Shutterstock/KOMO Continue reading →

Ho Sit Down: Alleged Baller-Killer Aaron Hernandez Denied Bail! Prosecution Seeks Life Sentence Without Parole For Murder!

It’s a wrap! Aaron Hernandez Denied Bail, Charged With Murder And 5 Gun-Related Charges According to TMZ reports : NFL star and murder suspect Aaron Hernandez has just been denied bail … meaning he’ll rot behind bars until his trial … and that could take forever. Hernandez was present in court today for a bail review hearing, where his lawyer begged the judge to release Hernandez from custody while he awaits trial. But the judge wasn’t moved by his arguments — that Hernandez is an upstanding citizen and family man with no flight risk — claiming the prosecution already had very strong evidence that Hernandez had committed the crime. As for the evidence … the prosecutor went through the entire timeline leading up to the murder of Odin Lloyd earlier this month, including matching shell casings found at the murder scene and inside Hernandez’ rental car. He also mentioned the photo TMZ posted last night — showing Hernandez brandishing a glock in the mirror 4 years ago — claiming it’s possible the murder weapon was also a glock. The prosecutor said they’d be seeking the max sentence for Hernandez … life without parole. Hernandez’ fiancee — who was also present in court — was inconsolable when the judge issued her decision to keep the NFL star behind bars. As we reported, Hernandez was remanded into custody yesterday following his arraignment and was ordered to be held WITHOUT bail. Hernandez has been charged with murder in the death of 27-year-old Odin Lloyd. He’s also been hit with 5 gun-related charges. It could be months — even a year — before Hernandez gets his trial. Welp, there you have it. Peace, playa, it’s been real.

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