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You Can’t Be Serious: 105-Year-Old Pork-Lovin’ Geriatric Says Bacon Keeps Her Feeling Young!

Pork on the fork might just keep you living to 105! 105-Year-Old Woman Says Eating Bacon Is Key To Her Health Via Examiner A 105-year-old woman who loves bacon is making news today. The woman says that the key to her good health (well in to her 100′s) is, you guessed it, bacon. On May 7, The Raw Story reported that Pearl Cantrell’s love of bacon not only makes her happy but it also keeps her going. “I love bacon, I eat it everyday. I don’t feel as old as I am, that’s all I can say. I love bacon, I could eat it for every meal — and I do,” said Cantrell. Her age and her obsession with the delicious crispy pork pieces scored her a visit from the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile and it’s making her a bacon celebrity across the internet. The 105-year-old bacon woman couldn’t wait to tell everyone just how much she loves bacon. Perhaps she shares that sentiment with millions of other people who truly believe that bacon makes everything better — because, really. It does. Cantrell spoke with a local news station which is what really put her — and her bacon — on the map. “Pearl Cantrell’s love of bacon is so strong that the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile made a stop through town last week to wish her a happy birthday, all because she told a local news station her amazing secret,” The Raw Story reported. The 105-year-old woman who simply loves bacon is from Richland, Texas. We know our muslim brothers and sisters aren’t feelin’ this lady, but hey, she’s 105..give her a break. Image via Shutterstock Continue reading →

What The Hell?? 500-Pound Man Has Surgery To Remove 134-Pound Scrotum [Photos]

Now this is some wild ish!! Man Has Surgery To Remove 134-Pound Scrotum A man living in Las Vegas with a rare medical condition that caused his scrotum to reach 134 pounds is now recovering after having it removed. via ABC News For five painful years, Wesley Warren Jr. watched his scrotum slowly swell into a 134-pound mass that hung to his ankles. It all started with a bad dream. “I went to the ER and they treated it as though I had some kind of infection,” Warren said, recalling a course of antibiotics that had no effect on the bulging mass. “I went to other doctors, and no one was able to figure out anything to for me. They’d refer me to another doctor or surgeon, but because I don’t have insurance or the financial means to pay for these folks on demand, the appointment would be six weeks away or three months away.” Without a diagnosis or any hope of a cure, Warren, who lives off of disability benefits in Las Vegas, turned to radio host Howard Stern for help, soliciting donations to the email address benefitballsack@yahoo.com. Warren used money from “The Howard Stern Show” listeners to travel from Las Vegas to Irvine, Calif., where on April 8 Gelman removed the 134-pound mass in a 13-hour surgery. “Some of the veins in the mass were a quarter-inch in diameter,” Gelman said, recalling the lengthy and risky procedure to remove the mass in one giant piece. “With the fluid and other tissues, I would say the total weight he was carrying around probably exceeded 160 pounds.” Warren, who is still recovering at a nursing home in Orange, Calif., said he can finally wear normal underwear and pants, but he’s not yet used to the dramatic change. Warren said it doesn’t feel like he’s 160 pounds lighter, noting that he weighed about 500 pounds before the surgery. We have to admit, it was pretty smart of him to reach out to Howard Stern for help. What a crazy story! AP

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Shots Fired…Literally: Jennifer Lopez Escorted Off Music Video Set After Shots Ring Out By Her Boo Thang Casper Smart

Jen, you got to be careful. People are getting their wigs pushed back more and more these days. Shots Fired Near J. Lo Music Video Set According to TMZ Jennifer Lopez — wearing a tiny bikini — was escorted off the set of a music video shoot in Ft. Lauderdale this weekend after three gunshots rang out right near the production. Lopez seemed very cool, calm and collected as her BF Casper Smart walked her to a nearby trailer. Police say the incident occurred at the northernmost point of the Ft. Lauderdale Beach Park … while Lopez and Pitbull were shooting the video in the southernmost end of the park. The Miami Herald quotes security officials saying Lopez was “secured inside her vehicle” at the time of the incident … but a reporter for “ET” says he was interviewing Lopez when the shots were fired and “security scrambled her away.” When cops arrived to the scene, a witness told police he saw the shooter. So far, no arrests have been made. We don’t want a repeat of 1999 with you running for your life as bullets fly pass your head. Glad to see she has upgraded her security since then because Casper is no Diddy. He can’t protect you.

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Shots Fired…Literally: Jennifer Lopez Escorted Off Music Video Set After Shots Ring Out By Her Boo Thang Casper Smart

SMH: Former MLB Star Otis Nixon Popped By One-Time After Cops Find Crack In His Car

Damn homie , back in the day you was the man homie. What the hell happened to you? Otis Nixon Arrested For Crack Possession According to TMZ Former MLB star Otis Nixon was arrested over the weekend in Atlanta after cops say they discovered a crack pipe and what appeared to be several crack rocks inside his car … and it seems he’s using the infamous “the crack belongs to my son” defense. According to an incident report from the Cherokee County Sheriff’s Office, 54-year-old Nixon was pulled over just after midnight on Saturday after witnesses called police to report a Dodge Ram weaving all over the road. During the stop, Nixon — who played for the Braves, Indians and Expos — was searched … and cops say they found a pipe for smoking crack cocaine in Nixon’s pants pocket and an item believed to be a crack rock in the driver’s seat. But that’s not all … cops say they found ANOTHER pipe and more suspected crack rocks in the floor board of the driver’s side … along with even more drug paraphernalia. Now get this — according to the report, Nixon told the sheriff’s deputy that the substance they found in his car was indeed crack cocaine, but he said the pipes and drugs belonged to HIS SON and that he had been planning to get rid of the pipe. Police say they conducted field sobriety tests and determined Nixon was NOT under the influence of crack cocaine or alcohol. Nixon was arrested on charges of possession of cocaine and possession of a drug-related object. Nixon — who played 17 seasons in the bigs and stole 620 career bases — is still in custody. Bail has been set at $11,880. We think this might be Nixon’s come to Jesus moment. When your caught by the police with crack in your car, you’ve hit rock bottom. AP

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White Girl Wasted: Photo Gallery Of Amanda Bynes’ Hoodrat Evolution

Amanda Bynes was a lovable young actress before Juicy J somehow activated her inner-hoodrat through song. Now she’s a failure-scented trainwreck who looks like she lives inside a dirty UGG boot. Tragic? Not really, but definitely hilarious. Here’s a photo gallery of Amanda Bynes’ recent hoodrat evolution. Take a look. Continue reading →

Wait, Say That Again: 10 Of The Most Classic, Hilarious, And Head-Scratching Quotes From Mister Cee’s Hot 97 “Pay-For-Gay” Interview!

It was a long interview, but boy oh boy were there some moments of pure comedy! The 10 Best Quotes From Mister Cee’s Hot 97 Interview About Prostitution Arrest It’s safe to say that Hot 97′s Mister Cee “The Finisher” had a long weekend. Early Friday morning the legendary DJ was arrested as part of an undercover sting where police posed as street hoes and offered pleasurable services to unsuspecting victims trick-a$$ ninjas lookin’ for a little something special. Early reports stated that the subject of Cee’s desire was a male, similar to his previous arrest last year for the same offense . This morning, Cee was grilled at length by Hot 97 program director Ebro Darden, Cipha Sounds, K.Foxx, and Peter Rosenberg on the BlackRicanJew Morning Show about his alleged tranny transgressions. The result was classic radio and some lines that left people LMAO’ing, SMH’ing, and screaming at their computers and radios “WHAT THE FAWK IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!?!” We gathered some of the most classic parts of the interview for those of you that don’t want to listen to the nearly-hour-long dialogue. They say it’s hard out here for a pimp, but apparently it’s just as hard (no pun intended) for a trick…SMMFH Continue reading →

Jesus Take The Wheel: 13-Year-Old Boy Shoots His 6-Year-Old Sister While Playing Hide And Go Seek

Where were the parents? 6-Year-Old Shot By Brother According to NBC Miami Homicide detectives in Broward County, Florida are talking with a 13-year-old boy who they believe shot his 6-year-old sister. According to NBC Miami, the shooting occurred just before 7 p.m. in Oakland Park on Saturday night. “They were playing hide and go seek. I don’t know how it went down but he shot his sister,” neighbor Peter Milano explained. “They just carried her out in her hands and you can tell above her chest area she had a hole where she was shot,” neighbor Justin Latoutrrette told WSVN. Broward Sheriff’s Office spokesperson Dani Moschella said that the two children were at home alone when the incident happened. “We just don’t know at this point if this was an accident or if it was intentional,” Moschella said. “It is very difficult when dealing with children, specifically children who’ve been through a very traumatic situation,” she pointed out. “This family will never be the same after tonight, no matter how it ends up.” Another neighbor told The Miami Herald that the “little boy just sat there rocking back and forth… It’s just so devastating. They had just moved in two weeks ago.” Under Florida law, the parents could be charged with a third-degree felony if police determine that the gun was “within the reach or easy access of a minor” and was used to cause injury or death. The 6-year-old girl was taken to Broward Health Medical Center in Fort Lauderdale. Moschella reported that she was in critical but stable condition as of Sunday night. Something needs to be done about these parents who leave guns around for their kids to easily get and shoot somebody. We know we need gun control, but we need people control as well. Shutterstock

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Shots Fired: R&B Diva Nicci Gilbert Puts Black Women On Blast For Fighting On Reality TV “Blacks Are Angry, Violent And Classless!”

Pot meet one black azz kettle ! Nicci Gilbert Talks About Black Women Being Violent On TV Via UrbanBelle reports: Though the “mean girl” image that she has been tagged with hasn’t sat well with Nicci Gilbert , she has gotten to a point where she doesn’t care much about the people’s opinions of her as she told Madame Noire in a recent interview that she is not concerned about what people think about her behavior. And with season 2 of R&B Divas, Nicci Gilbert definitely is involved in some drama as the beef between her and Syleena Johnson has escalated, Syleena telling Nicci to “suck a bag of ten d*cks” as Nicci walked out of the house after a heated exchange took place between them. Clearly, Nicci forgot about her angry bird ways and went on a huge rant about the treatment that some black women get because of the actions of a “select few”… Nicci isn’t done yet! Hit the flip to peep what else the reality star had to say. Do you think Nicci is right or just being a hypocrite?

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Shots Fired: R&B Diva Nicci Gilbert Puts Black Women On Blast For Fighting On Reality TV “Blacks Are Angry, Violent And Classless!”

Shots Fired: R&B Diva Nicci Gilbert Puts Black Women On Blast For Fighting On Reality TV “Blacks Are Angry, Violent And Classless!”

Pot meet one black azz kettle ! Nicci Gilbert Talks About Black Women Being Violent On TV Via UrbanBelle reports: Though the “mean girl” image that she has been tagged with hasn’t sat well with Nicci Gilbert , she has gotten to a point where she doesn’t care much about the people’s opinions of her as she told Madame Noire in a recent interview that she is not concerned about what people think about her behavior. And with season 2 of R&B Divas, Nicci Gilbert definitely is involved in some drama as the beef between her and Syleena Johnson has escalated, Syleena telling Nicci to “suck a bag of ten d*cks” as Nicci walked out of the house after a heated exchange took place between them. Clearly, Nicci forgot about her angry bird ways and went on a huge rant about the treatment that some black women get because of the actions of a “select few”… Nicci isn’t done yet! Hit the flip to peep what else the reality star had to say. Do you think Nicci is right or just being a hypocrite?

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Shots Fired: R&B Diva Nicci Gilbert Puts Black Women On Blast For Fighting On Reality TV “Blacks Are Angry, Violent And Classless!”