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Condiment Bars: If Ketchup And Mustard Had A Rap Battle In Your Fridge

Source: Mario Tama / Getty What if our condiments beefed in the fridge while waiting to be consumed? The creative folks at QuarterLab dreamt up this genius video imagining Ketchup and Mustard engages in a SMACK-style battle, exchanging saucy bars and aggressive flows that would impress Pusha and Drake . Rap Battle: Ketchup vs Mustard Who y’all think won? pic.twitter.com/sUnv3th6Yh — follow @OMG_ItsKhairy on Instagram & Youtube (@OMGits_Khairy) June 2, 2018

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Whitney Port’s Nipple Slip of the Day

Whitney Port may remind you of when pop culture was just as horrible as it is now, and there was a show called The Hills, that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore and THe Kardashians, you know the early to market garbage used to dumb down the youth with vapid cunts talking about nonsense that was set up to be addictive for idiot kids, making garbage people think were famous….. But she reminds me of two girls I saw braless and in summer dresses earlier today, while waiting for a coffee,staring and hoping their tit would fall out as they told each other very intense stories that probably weren’t that intense at all, but they thought they were… Only unlike Whitney Port, the two girls I saw, didn’t fall out of their dresses…but they were more exciting and less sad than this cry for attention…

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Miranda Kerr Unveils the New Qantas Uniform of the Day

Sure she’s not half naked, like you’d expect from a bikini/lingerie model, but I guess she is modeling Flight Attendant uniforms, and no one has made an ideal airline where the girls are babes half naked serving you endless drinks. In fact, every time I have traveled, the flight attendants have been old fucking hags, union workers, who sit in the back of the plane and gossip about other flight attendants, instead of living up the 1940s aviation dream of models working the aisles for your comfort, safety and enjoyment, even though they look like they may have been working in the 40s, at least based on their sex appeal. That said, the Qantas airline uniform, straight from Australia, has a Film Noir, Carmen Sandiego, spy vibe to it, and if you pretend that she’s wearing nothin’ underneath, shit’s fucking erotic while waiting to board the plane and not get peanuts cuz kids have weak immune systems and fucked that up for us. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Hey Nas… How Ya Doin’? Hope You Are Not Taking That Number

“Yeah, so what I was sayin’ was… your lyrics really inspired me…” “You know especially that one song… what was it called? Oochie Wally!?! Yeah that was my sh*t!” At least that’s how we imagine this conversation going between hip-hop man banger Nas and uh… his athletic apparel and embellished nail rockin’ companion. Nas was spotted waiting for his car at the valet station in front of Urth Cafe in West Hollywood. We thought maybe she might be his trainer or workout partner or something but based on the footwork, we’re gonna say naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Nas if that’s your cousin or something, we apologize — but if so maybe it’s time to advise shorty to handle them crusty toes. WENN

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Brad Pitt grabbing Angelina Jolie

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Welcome to Wal-Mart, and remember to spy on your neighbor and report suspicious activity!

Starting in 24 hours you will see and hear a short video, by Janet Napolitano/Homeland Security, broadcasting “Report suspicious activity” across the screens at Wal-Mart for our viewing pleasure while waiting in line to check out. Please spy on your neighbor and be a good “Komrade” and remember, “THEY” are watching you! Big Brother/Sister is your friend! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40552073/ns/us_news-security/ added by: Daena_Smith

So You Think You Can Dance’s Best: The Cute and the Courageous

So You Think You Can Dance ‘s audition caravan rolled into Chicago and Los Angeles last night, the proud homes of the Sears Tower and eye-searing towers of pollution. Overall, the ladies earned more direct tickets to Las Vegas, but the two most memorable auditions of the night swung towards the XY half of the audition pool. Prepare thy proudest “That’s my baby! ” shrieks for two adorable gents — one who exemplifies small-town values, and another who won’t let deafness stop him from dancing.

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New Twilight MasterCards Make it Easier Than Ever to Blow Your Allowance

New Couple Alert: Keanu Reeves & Charlize Theron?

Keanu Reeves and Charlize Theron had dinner out last night … dinner followed by a looooong hug (and kiss!) goodbye outside Bouchon in Beverly Hills. They weren’t shy about their PDA while waiting for the valet after sharing a romantic dinner, although the rumored couple did drive home separately. News of Charlize and longtime partner Stuart Townsend’s split emerged in late January. Neither one of these attractive A-list stars has ever married. Reeves and Theron starred in 1997’s The Devil’s Advocate and 2001’s Sweet November, so there is definite history there … of shared mediocre films. KEANIZE : Keanu Reeves and Charlize Theron embrace. This is them, we swear. Do you think they’d make a cute couple? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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Suri’s Cuddly New Toy

It looks like Suri Cruise has a new favorite toy. Our camera’s captured the toddler bouncing around the set of mom Katie Holmes new movie The Romantics …cuddling with her stuffed animal while waiting patiently for the arrival of her play date

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