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The latest installment of American Horror Story: Apocalypse was heavy on the rubber, but light on the witches. We kicked things off with Michael Langdon parading around Outpost 3 with hair that looks very similar to what his mother had all those years ago. He wasted no time in asserting his power in the lair, and Venable was livid. If you watch American Horror Story online, you know that Venable had a lot of rules about sleeping arrangements. Primarily, she did not want anyone in the Outpost sleeping with each other. For those at home yelling about how it won’t be possible to repopulate the Earth, we hear you. Timothy and Emily decided they wanted to have fun, and by that, they wanted to sleep with each other. It’s the end of the world, so why not? They weren’t buying what Venable was selling about abstinence, so they broke into Michael’s room and found a conveniently placed laptop. There, they found emails between Michael and The Cooperative. That’s when they found out that Venable was lying about not having sexual contact. Venable was furious when the two teenagers went forward and had sex with each other. Venable ordered their deaths, but Timothy and Ash fought back. Miriam wound up shot, but there was something amiss with her flesh. Is she even a real person? As for Michael, he had a lot of sexual chemistry with Mr. Gallant, so much so that it seemed he was dressing up as the Rubber Man from Murder House and having sex with him. But Michael was adamant he was not the one dressing up, and that he should try to find out the truth on his own. Evie, Mr. Gallant’s mother, witnessed the sex between him and the Rubber Man and took the news to Miriam and Venable. The pair tried to whip him to get the answers, but they realized when they looked down that he was getting off on the pain. In a truly stunning shock, the Rubber Man showed up again, but Mr. Gallant opted to stab him because he was done with the mind games. That’s when we learned that Evie had been body-swapped and was dead at the hands of her grandson. Well, at least she won’t be ratting on him any longer. Elsewhere, Michael confronted Venable for lying to everyone about the rules, but Venable was not ready to back down. She said that she was sent the rules, and she was following them. However, she did not have a copy of them at hand for Michael to cast his eye on. Michael said that he was the one who sent the rules, calling her bluff. Oh, yes, there’s a power struggle between these two, and we’re all in for it. View Slideshow: Grey’s Anatomy Spoilers: It’s About to Go DOWN in Season 15 While the episode had a lot of action, the preview for it claimed the witches would make their entrance into Outpost 3. That did not happen, and the only excuse for that is that FX was trying to stop the typical week two drop the franchise has been known for. What are your thoughts on this installment? Hit the comments below. American Horror Story continues Wednesday on FX!
Jordan Peele Dishes On “Get Out” Jordan Peele’s hilariously terrifying (and already critically-acclaimed) Horror-Comedy Get Out is a fearless blend of heart-stopping thrills and satire splashed with the Black experience in not-very-post-racial America that will certainly push audiences to an uncomfortable yet strangely funny place never before explored in mainstream cinema. We caught up with the Key & Peele funnyman-turned-movie star-turned-writer/director at Morehouse College where he opened up about making the soon-to-be movie of the moment. “I think people who have criticized this film tend to be the people who haven’t seen it yet. I think the reason it’s resonating is because ‘where has this movie been, then?’ no one has given any concept like this a chance in a long time. We get tired of the same ‘ole thing. The real thing that’s poppin’ off about this movie is that it feels like ‘this is a missing piece’ we missed this. This movie should’ve been made 40 years ago, in some ways. This is the plot of Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner? which, by the way, you could do today and not change a word. So, I think it’s a fair opinion but I think it’s more because we missed this piece of the puzzle” Get Out is completely ridiculous in the best way possible with a soul-burning message that will hopefully reignite productive conversations about race in America. “First of all, it acknowledges issues that have gone unacknowledged so I think, in that, I believe we need to be discussing these things. I believe we need to have these conversations. I also believe the way we talk about race is tiring to a lot of people and often falls apart because of our egos and people getting defensive… some people so don’t want to be considered racist that they can’t look within themselves. So, I think content like this that is entertainment, first and foremost, I think that’s the end. That’s the Trojan Horse. We can come in, we can watch, we can have a good time, scream, yell, laugh, get scared, and then afterward you have to acknowledge what happened to you when you were in there. At that point, I feel like it should–I hope it promotes constructive conversation where we were all on the same page watching that movie so we can all agree that that movie rings true. Now, if you date a white guy you can be like ‘look, honey, I’m not trying to go to your house -laughs- I think that’s in some small way… hopefully, that is beginning to heal the conversation because it’s putting another touchstone where you can refer to it like ‘remember that dude in Get Out ? That’s what you’re doing right now’ you know, we can have that conversation” Movies directed by actors-turned-directors are a mixed bag of meh but there’s no doubting Jordan Peele’s eye for visceral visuals in his directorial debut. “I learned a lot from the director of Key & Peele and Keanu –Peter Atencio. I learned directing is very hard–hardest thing I’ve ever had to do. And it was kind of a different process writing the movie as it was directing and bringing all that together. Ultimately, I learned that this idea that I thought would never get made–the freedom I was able to give myself by saying ‘I’m not even gonna try and be ambitious with this. This is for me and me only.’ That gave me a freedom that allowed me to get to something that has resonated enough to get this current Rotten Tomatoes score of 100% so now I feel like ‘oh my God. What I like is universal even if it’s the most left field sort of idea on paper from Hollywood… make a Horror movie about race? No, that’s not happening. But if you’re true to yourself people feel that when you’re watching. People know ‘he’s doing him right now’ and I recognize it. Our souls are the same in a way and if you do justice to your emotion and your soul that’s where the commonality in all of us comes up. And I love seeing this in a Black crowd but I love seeing it in a mixed crowd too because everyone’s on the same ride. It transcends our differences, that’s a surprise to me” Peele’s impressive direction shines alongside perfect casting of unforgettable characters. “Every character was its own adventure figuring out. Now with Keith, Atlanta hadn’t come out when we made this movie. I casted LaKeith from his work on Short Term 12 , Selma , Compton , you know, and he has this quality where it’s like ‘I don’t know who that is but I like that guy. I like that guy.’ And he is so innately cool that I thought if I can get him in here and have the flip be the least cool–the least soulful brother that we’ve ever seen that it would be sorta jarring. But every character had their own requirements for me to tell the story. With “Rose,” with Allison Williams, I needed that relationship to be something that we want to work which is very difficult, especially with interracial relationships where it’s like there’s people on both sides who don’t want to see that work. “Making that relationship work, I had to have somebody that fit this mold of ‘you know what, yes, she’s undeniably caucasian but she’s also waking up and she’s funny and she’s intelligent and she’s kinda a badass with that cop -laughs- every character had their own thing I was looking for” Comedy’s best-kept secret Lil Rel Howery shines at the heart of Get Out and will certainly be everyone’s favorite new comedian by Monday. “He feels very familial to a lot of people. He’s got that feeling where it’s like ‘I know this dude. This is my cousin, this is my brother, this is my best friend. So, that was very important. He’s an amazing comedian. He’s a great improviser, many times I could be like ‘Rell you gotta say this line in the way that makes the most sense to you. Gimme several reads’ and he would find these new hilarious ways to do it. Most importantly, when it all came down to it, that’s a situation where that’s the guy I was picturing when I was writing it. And when I realized, I was like ‘Oh, Lil Rel! That. Is. Rod. Like, you just can’t take that away so it was all three of those things but, damn, what perfect casting, man. I’m so happy I got him” Get Out hits theaters TODAY and it’s an absolute MUST SEE. No, seriously. Universal
Witches Worldwide Do Collective Spell Against Trump Apparently, practicing witches from all over the world are planning to use their powers of black magic to shut down the Commander in Cheeto later on this evening. According to NYDN , the ritual is supposed to go down at midnight Friday night/Saturday morning. Whatever the witches are doing, it calls for an unflattering photo of president Trump, a tower tarot card, salt, a candle, a feather and either the stub of an orange candle or a baby carrot — we have a decent guess of what that ingredient represents. Now the spell isn’t meant to hurt him. but instead is more of a “binding spell” to keep y’all’s President from doing harm to all of us with his BS policies. And their Even celebs like Lana Del Ray are getting in on the action. At the stroke of midnight Feb 24, March 26, April 24, May 23 ❤️ Ingredients can b found online pic.twitter.com/PsjNpIODZE — Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) February 24, 2017 Who knew she was a witch? Maybe just dabbling for the greater cause, who knows. Either way, every little bit has to help, even if it is some wiccan magic. Pixabay/Getty
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Paulie Rojas and the Witches of OZ were out to eat today at LA’s Newsroom Cafe. Paulie told us that if she could have any witch-power, she would want the power to fly! We totally agree with that one!
Spoiler alert… If you missed the “True Blood” Season 4 finale Sunday night you might not want to read this, but if you saw it and are looking to discuss, this is the place to be. We rounded up lots of photos from last night’s episode as well as the best quotes to give you a recap of the most precious moments from the ending. Before we even get started with that though, we want to poll those of you who watched because we found that audiences were very divided over whether they liked it or not. View This Poll Now please continue for our favorite quotes from the episode.