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Vanessa Hudgens Is Now A Social Media Star

I’m not sure if  Vanessa Hudgens is technically still considered “famous” or not, since I don’t think she’s done anything worth paying attention to in years. But she’ll always have a special place in my heart pants region, so here’s Vanessa doing her best Snapchat model impression. And if you ask me, I think this could be a solid second career for Vanessa. You don’t need any actual talent or acting ability, all you need is a good body and a phone, and she’s definitely covered in that department. Enjoy.

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Bella Thorne Ass + Serena Williams = Aubrey O’Day Ass of the Day

Bella Thorne just keeps on going, this girl is working it as hard as she can, and I’m convinced she’s in her 40s and a mom…I keep saying that and it is ok because no one reads the site….if she’s not 40 and is actually 18…I would be forced to question genetics and hormones in the food…either way I can’t be too sure because I don’t care…just keeping the booty coming, skinny fit white girl booty… Booty that I think I should contrast with Venus or Serena who are also using social media for their booty, because I figured why not contrast a white ginger “18” year old girl…and whatever the fuck this is athlete thickness is…it brings me joy…because I don’t need to do a dedicated post for each…. Fuck it, while I am at it, why not post this Aubrey O’Day who is really just a hybrid of a Williams Sister and the Bella Thorne, only less relevant but just as thirsty with the ass and titty pics…maybe one day someone will care about her fatter than Bella Thorne, less fat that Serena Williams ass…but I doubt it. The post Bella Thorne Ass + Serena Williams = Aubrey O’Day Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Reason Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Have an Oscar of the Day

I used to be a believer that a broken Lindsay Lohan, who was so fucking famous after her parents sold her to Disney and monetized the fuck out of her, despite robbing her of her soul….would one day win an Oscar… My rationale was that she’d make a good story of overcoming all odds, you know since she hasn’t died yet….coupled with the fact that I don’t think acting requires any actual talent, just ego and willingness to not feel like an asshole, when clearly you’re being an asshole… I though that her extreme training as a young kid would allow her to dial into that part of her brain and get it…but then she puts out this shit..and I think…”God she’s terrible”…. I guess despite being a believer I am pretty sure Lohan is done….all based on her Dubsmash she felt the fans needed to see. The post The Reason Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Have an Oscar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eniko Mihalik for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Eniko Mihalik pretty established as a model…all thanks to showing off her tits…and she’s doing a bit of the same thing in this issue of Harper’s Bazaar, like she’s a one trick pony, but aren’t all models, I mean the extent of their skills involve constantly posing for the cameras like a bunch of dancing monkey assholes, that are usually less asshole and more tit, because if they were asshole, it would be considered porn, and girls like Eniko Mihalik would want nothing to do with it because she’s fashion…in Harper’s you know…not smut in pics comparable to Playboy in the 70s… The post Eniko Mihalik for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emilia Clarke’s in a Bikini of the Day

Emilia Clarke is in Game of Thrones. Now she is in a Bikini…. What can’t this girl do……I’m thinking a lot of things, but for the sake of this post nothing, there is nothing she can’t do…so versatile in her talent…that isn’t an actual talent…since acting is just a fucking joke…for assholes who think it’s an actual skill, so when they do it they feel like less of an asshole, or geniuses who just pretend it is a skill, so that they can keep collecting the checks.. Either way, PR people love releasing bikini pics, as our simple minds just eat this mindless shit up…”boobies, vagina definition, who cares about actual news….”…. Dumbing down the nation motherfuckers…every day. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Emilia Clarke’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Stodden American Bikini Dance for Youtube of the Day

I fucking hate bad dancing….even when in a bikini….especially when it is to the worst fucking song…even when it is on mute…because the girl in the bikini represents evil. Courtney Stodden has found her calling….Trashy girl who dances on youtube half naked to make youtube money becasue she has no actual talent and because people are retards who like watching half naked girls dancing…even bad dancing to bad songs…especially when they are tabloid queens who made a fake story with a low level celeb she had access to about being 17 and now some washed up local stripper I’m pretty sure she was….despite not being able to dance….and being over 30…. All this to say, it is easy to get noticed and make money if you have tits…but it is also easy to find stalkers who want to rape and kill you…at least we can only hope bad things happen to bad people….and here is that bad person in video robbing us of our soul.

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Actual Talent Sneaks onto America’s Got Talent Premiere

America’s Got Talent , which kicked off its fifth season last night, is usually associated with the Cirque du Freak school of showmanship, the kind of magic, mayhem and fire-hocking you might see in traveling carnival or an embarrassing Pink video. Maybe the addition of Howie Mandel to the judges’ panel has added a new layer of, ahem, cleanliness to ATG , because an actual talent launched off our screens like a feisty farmhand leaping off a hay loft. Thirty-year-old Michael Grimm is a guitar-clasping folkie with a Hurricane Katrina back-story and a tip can full of earnestness. But even better, he’s a superior singer to Lee DeWyze and he resembles a post- Knight’s Tale Heath Ledger. Read: Chilling perfection.

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The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest: January 4

Welcome to the latest edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest , where we ask readers to submit the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity picture below! Last week, this popular game featured a smoking, texting, likely drunk Lindsay Lohan . Today, we move on to a star with actual talent: Adam Lambert

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