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Madonna’s Old Lady Ass is a New Ass in an Awkward Performance with Ariana Grande of the Day

Madonna and Ariana Grande were at Art Basel, where they attempted to connect with what they feel is actual art, you know since they have been calling themselves artists fro their entire lives, but they are actually just dog shit, they are puppets that are used to sell product, who realize if they say they are art – and not actually ripping off art – or exploiting and shitting on art, then the people will believe, because people are fucking idiots… I mean that is assuming art actually exists, I know whenever I am faced with anyone who calls themselves an artist, they seem to be empty people trying to prove themselves to have some kind of purpose or vision – they need to share with the world – like self involved instagram models, only they can draw… Which is convenient – because Art Basel is a place where artists, celebs and instagram models merge – and come together at exclusive miami night clubs… It is safe to say that the only real art on display was Madonna and Arianna Grande dancing awkward, and I fucking love awkward dancing…but instead it was Madonna’s new ass implants… She’s 58 years old, and I guess willing to continue making a weird spectacle of herself, it is what she does and what makes her feel complete…the 58 year old trying to be a kardashian or some shit, instead of just being old and expiring madonna….she’s trying to be hot…and it’s so weird…that it is hot to me… The post Madonna’s Old Lady Ass is a New Ass in an Awkward Performance with Ariana Grande of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKInney Airport Erotica of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is the horse face with massive tits – who wants you to know she also has a butt – because she’s that kind of girl – who likes to objectify herself to get ahead and it works…. So if you’re a girl and you have tits – and you probably do – get those tits out there, just pretend it is empowering, your body to do what you want with, because it is your body, do what you want with it – but if you do what men want you to do with it – you’ll go a lot further in life… She was a dancing with the star before being a star – and now she’s probably scrambling to find her place, so she’s gone to Canada.. Now I don’t know what she’s doing in Canada, maybe she’s fucking Drake and the Weekend….or maybe she’s working on a Canadian production of some bullshit…I could IMDB it but the fact that she has an IMDB is offensive to the entertainment industry I envision in my head, which is far from the entertainment industry that actually exists…because you give people with bad ideas, their heads up their asses and a lot of money all the decision making power – and shit like Blair Witch Project get remade or Flatliners….instead of just creating NEW ideas…it’s fucking crazy…but put some tits in it and it’ll be ok… I guess this isn’t exciting to anyone but me…you know because of the Canada connection – tits that are only one hour flight from me…I just came. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is working out at the gym….subtle spread legged. The post Charlotte McKInney Airport Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Myleene Klass See Through Leggings of the Day

Myleene Klass is wearing leggings that are one size too small, it happens all the time now that leggings are the norm, and I see it on girls of all ages, even in their 60s, in underwear they are wearing to hold it all in as hard as they can, and I love it every single time, it’s one of those why even wear pants at all, oh right, cuz you have no idea the pants you’re wearing are fucking see through. This shit is better than a girl getting her period in a pair of white pants in high school. Classic. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Myleene Klass See Through Leggings of the Day

Myleene Klass is wearing leggings that are one size too small, it happens all the time now that leggings are the norm, and I see it on girls of all ages, even in their 60s, in underwear they are wearing to hold it all in as hard as they can, and I love it every single time, it’s one of those why even wear pants at all, oh right, cuz you have no idea the pants you’re wearing are fucking see through. This shit is better than a girl getting her period in a pair of white pants in high school. Classic. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Christina Milian for Cosmo for Latinas of the Day

Mom Christina Milian is in a bathing suit for Cosmo for Latinas, like she’s not a mom, like she’s still got that body, in a magazine that actually exists, even if it seems racist, like Latinas are their own breed that need content on the latest loud and tacky dresses to where to church, to tips on cutting your husband’s dick off if you think he cheats, cuz unlike the other Cosmo for white people, Latina women are a little more insan which is probably why a full bodied single mom bitch like Milan is someone they’d feature in their bullshit racist shit…. Here are the pics..

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Christina Milian for Cosmo for Latinas of the Day

Mom Christina Milian is in a bathing suit for Cosmo for Latinas, like she’s not a mom, like she’s still got that body, in a magazine that actually exists, even if it seems racist, like Latinas are their own breed that need content on the latest loud and tacky dresses to where to church, to tips on cutting your husband’s dick off if you think he cheats, cuz unlike the other Cosmo for white people, Latina women are a little more insan which is probably why a full bodied single mom bitch like Milan is someone they’d feature in their bullshit racist shit…. Here are the pics..

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Emily Ratajkowski Wins at Instagram of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is the future of everything…and by everything I mean my heart…because she makes me believe in love…you know that it actually exists…and that there is a soul mate out there for everyone…who you can never get bored of…so long as you both may live….because she’s got the hottest body around and she shows it off nude modeling in all kinds of obscure low level shoots…all while making a name for herself…even though as far as I’m concerned she’s already famous..she’s the top of the charts….but more importantly she’s perfect….the only imperfect thing in this instagram pic she just posted is that her friend’s hands are not my mouth…

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Spencer Scott is Twistys Treat of the Day

Her name is Spencer Scott…She’s 5’4 and 110 pounds and has 34 D natural implants…..her waist is size 23 and her hips 33….and she’s this month’s Twisty’s Treat…. I like looking at pictures of half naked girls….even if they are just stereotypically hot…like someone ripped out the pages of a 1990s Playboy spread and tried to re-create it….you know the kind of lady you see elegantly dancing with her Bunny tattoo on her hip….the kind of girl you bump into in her velour sweat suit and platform shoes and feel amazed actually exists….. From what I gather in my hard hitting journalism….Spencer Scott lived the Playboy dream….and decided to just get into porn….when the reality that being in Playboy isn’t what it was for Pam Anderson, Carmen Electra, and all the other pre-internet Playboy girls…. Sure her porn is masturbating and girl on girl…but that’s the gateway to the vile shit that is being produced and that you love so much….it’s just an amazing cycle of showing tits and vagina….trying to get paid, famous, and make all the money you can before retiring….and that’s better than working as a Secretary. Here’s what she had to say: I started modeling for Playboy and after that I just decided I wanted to get into porn. For a partner, you have to have a good sense of humor and confidence. That’s extremely sexy to me. I also LOOOVE great kissers! That’s where you see all the passion and know right away. I hope you guys masturbate real hard and real long to my photos I think by doing this post….Spencer Scott and I are officially dating…too bad my idea of a great kiss is getting a blowjob. Here are some pics. To See More of Her Masturbating Follow this NSFW Link CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE

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Gwen Stefani Shitty See Through of the Day

How about some Gwen Stefani in a see through shirt, showing off a bra, in efforts to convince us she’s not actually a man, and abs like that and a husband who fucks transexuals doesn’t mean she was born with testicles, cuz if she was, why would she be wearing a bra…kinda thing… At least that’s what I assume she’s doing here…or maybe it’s just a diversion from whatever the fuck is going on with her lip….the face on…not the panty one that we’re not sure actually exists…. She may be in a band called No Doubt, a name I think she did to subtly convince the public not to have doubt, but it didnt work, cuz I’ve got doubt. But here is her bra on her small tits anyway…

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Lil Jon Does a Porno of the Day

LIl Jon released a porno movie with VIVID …. I don’t think he’s actually in the shit fucking, but he’s definitely hosting and suprivising it, and I think a huge reason why I love that this happened is because just yesterday I was in line at Wal Mart or some shit and the women in front of me were talking about Celebrity Apprentice, you know how Lil Jon’s so amazing on the show, so talented, so smart and all these other things, so to wake up this morning knowing that when they get wind of this, they will be appalled, even though they should know by now that all dudes are dirtbags, even if their husbands aren’t fucking them cuz they got old and nasty, they are still trying to fuck someone else…ya heard…. Check out VIVID.com for more info….if you care, which you do….

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