Lamborghini Driver Hangs Out The Window To Text After Running Over Three People This azzhole doesn’t even deserve hands to text with after this dumb s#!t . Goin’ fast is all good until you catch a body… Image via Facebook
Lacey Banghard is a Glamour Model from the UK, who I am going to assume was not originally named Banghard, but who was clever enough to give herself a stripper name, because that’s probably where the agency looking for topless models found her, which I guess was the lap dance lottery winning ticket, because it led to such great roles like winning Page 3 Idol competition, to NUTS magazine, to Celebrity big brother, I mean she’s really fuckin made it compared to sucking drug dealer dick in a lap dance booth for coke and not compared to actually making it. Here she is in FHM, not showing tits, because she’s just that famous now, that she doen’t have to degrade herself or objectify herself like that anymore, plus she’s got a banana as a prop to remind us she’s nothin’ but a whore a whore I am a fan of.
If you want to hear Selena Gomez shitty music, and see her dancing around dressed like a hippie in short shorts and boots with a bunch of “friends” who are on payroll, or using her to their benefit, well I got the perfect video for her. She was also at the MTV Movie Awards this past weekend, something I refuse to watch, because I am an adult and that shit is to market shit to retard kids, in what is just one horrible giant evil corporate ad campaign celebrating shit. She managed to cover up her chunky legs I saw in a bikini in Springbreakers, by wearing 10 inch heels….good strategy cuz despite looking 12 and awkward in the fat years thanks to Disney Hormone Therapy, I totally want to see her naked….which isn’t saying much, cuz I like seeing all bitches naked. TO SEE HER LEGS AT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS FOLLOW THIS LINK
This is just fucking crazy. I mean the idea that public gatherings and events are not safe, blows my fucking mind, but not in the way this bomb is blowing up a bunch of innocent people. Horrible. Apparently, the majority of the injuries were unsuspecting people in the crowd, just there to cheer on the runners at the finish line, after running a crazy fucking run, apparently limbs were lost not sure about death toll, or if there is a death toll, but it’s a pretty fucking shitty day at the races. Watching this will make you never want to leave your house, something I’ve been doing since the 90s, because the world is fucking crazy and people are fucking evil. That’s why I normally just focus on the titties.
When you run a whole bunch of digital filters on an ugly bitch in picture…to the point where she doesn’t look like herself…but instead like an old picture you found in a puddle of piss in the corner of your basement…all weathered and faceless….just a mystery girl wearing a pair of thigh highs that you can almost jerk off to just trying to imagine the story behind the picture….imagining where she is now, or what she was doing posing like that in the 1940s, whether she was like an Anne Frank killed in the war, or if she went on to hollywood….maybe what year she died, or how many times she got fucked or if she took it up the ass….and the whole thing almost becomes romantic masturbation fodder….until you realize it’s just bad face Tisdale slutting out for attention after running tons of filters on her picture to make her more palatable…..and you know what…I’m into any bitch acting slutty for a camera…hot faced or not….
Filed under: T.I. , Celebrity Justice The drugs found in the car that rapper T.I. and his wife ” Tiny ” were riding in Wednesday night were in fact ecstasy pills