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Sugar Bear: Angry Yet Horny After Mediation with June Shannon

Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson might not be the star of From Not to Hot , but he's sure getting some screen time.  OBut on tonight's episode, his last mediation with Mama June left him so angry that his new wife encouraged him to calm down. He had his own idea for how to blow off steam … and it involves his wife, Jennifer, and their shared bedroom. That's right, folks. Sugar Bear wants to bang out his frustrations. From Not to Hot is about more than just June Shannon's insane weight loss and total makeover. It's about her life and her family's life. And that includes her ex-husband, Sugar Bear. In tonight's episode, he is fuming about his latest interaction with the From Not to Hot star. “In mediation, I knew June was trying to push my buttons,” he tells the confessional. Nobody can push your buttons like family, folks. Especially an ex. “And one of these days,” he says. “I'm afraid I might just blow up again.” June Shannon accuses him of domestic violence , so that's … not a reassuring thing to hear. The on-camere conversation between Sugar Bear and his wife, Jennifer Lamb, begins on a much more playful subject. Sugar Bear wants to go to bed, and he does not wish to sleep. Jennifer quickly understand what has him all riled up. “You're just frustrated because of what happened at mediation.” And she knows how he processes that. “More than anything, you just take it out in the bedroom and then you sleep.” Jennifer cautions him against letting his anger get the best of him. “If you let this anger out in front of people, like lawyers and judges, that's what June wants.” Really, he should be processing his anger in a healthy way, regardless. “When they see that, there is no way Mike they will let you see your daughter by yourself.” And really, should any child's safety be risked around someone with anger management issues? The answer is, categorically, no. “You got to be the calm, Mike, and not the blowed up Incredible Hulk person.” That is a truly incredible line. Imagine Chris Hemsworth delivering that line to Mark Ruffalo in Thor: Ragnarok instead of parodying the ridiculous “sun's going down” line from Age of Ultron . Of course, in this same episode, Jennifer White confesses that she has some reservations about Sugar Bear seeing Alana in the first place. “I can't help thinking that Alana might not be Mike's.” A DNA test was brought up when Sugar Bear complained that June Shannon was keeping his daughter from him . But Jennifer's right — it could backfire. “I know I would love Mike's child just like I love mine, but that lawyer said something that keeps sticking in my mind.” She has some definite opinions on how to respond to the test. “If it turns out that Alana's not his, June Shannon would be out of my life forever. I sure in the hell ain't paying child support for a kid that’s not Mike's.” And Jennifer believes that she has good reason to doubt Alana's paternity. “When he was with June, he was working a lot of nights. I wanna do a DNA test.” And you can see that clip below. In the end, though, Jennifer suggests a “healthy” stress-relief technique: throwing cinderblocks at photos of June Shannon (We don't know how common it is for someone to have cinder blocks on hand, but apparently Mike's issue is that he doesn't have any photos of his ex) We're not necessarily saying that it's the healthiest way to process things, but … it's better than actual violence against a person. Progress?

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Kim Kardashian: SLAMMED For "Blasphemous" Merchandise!

Kim Kardashian is no stranger to criticism. In fact, outside of her family members and particularly passionate sex tape connoisseurs , it’s rare to hear anyone say anything positive about Mrs. Kardashian-West. We’ve heard all the familiar complaints before: Kim lacks talent; she’s the world’s greatest narcissist; she’s set an impossible standard with regard to butt size … The list goes on and on. But one thing that Kim has never been accused of before (at least outside of the Westboro Baptist Church) is blasphemy. She crossed that controversy off her bucket list yesterday, thanks to the most ironic use of “virgin” imagery since the dawn of human sexual activity: As you can see, that’s a prayer candle with a photo of Kim in Virgin Mary mode, and it’s objectively hilarious. Artists and corporations have been using religious imagery to sell stuff for as long as we’ve had artists and corporations, but for some reason, Kim’s latest merch really struck a nerve with some of her social media followers: “Disgusting! As a Christian I’m truly offended. If you knew who the Virgin MARY was and represented you would actually be embarrassed,” one woman tweeted. “Kim Kardashian as the Virgin Mary……. is just as horrible as Kendall’s Pepsi ad …. what’s wrong with y’all, y’all that money hungry?” another asked. (Answer: Yeah. Duh.) And, of course, no witch burning would be complete without a healthy dose of slut-shaming. “Funny but you are not virgin from anywhere baby,” one guy helpfully pointed out to the mother of two. There’s a whole lot of knee-jerkin’ going on here. It’s enough to make you wonder if these people get angry every time an actor portrays Jesus. Anyway, it seems the candle was offered as part of a 4/20 sale on Kim’s website. Most of the new items were weed-related, including a hat and lighter that read, “Sorry for what I said while I was high.” The whole thing begs the question:  Is Kim a stoner and she’s somehow managed to keep it a secret all these years? We have our doubts. We’re pretty she doesn’t need drugs, as no one has ever experienced a high as intense ad the one Kim gets when she looks in the mirror. It was probably just an attempt to cash in on 4/20 coordinated by whoever runs her website, and Kim was probably only vaguely aware it was taking place. The story has a happy ending, as that person probably got a promotion when Kim woke up and saw that her name was trending because of a candle. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian: 19 Reasons Why She Isn’t That Terrible

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Jennifer Lamb: June Shannon Sucks! Sugar Bear is the Man!

A Lamb coming to the defense of an embattled Bear. You don’t see that often in the animal kingdom. Nor do you see the same creature birth a Pumpkin and a Chickadee, then drop 300 pounds. We’re not entirely sure where we were going with that, but not all intros can be winners, and you get the general idea. The point remains: Nothing about June Shannon’s life is conventional. The Here Comes Honey Boo Boo matriarch recently lost 300 pounds on Mama June: From Not to Hot , but she can’t shed her baggage. Her weight loss chronicles became a sleeper hit for WE tv, especially in later weeks when it delived into June’s relationship with Sugar Bear. To make a long story short, June said Sugar Bear abused her , a claim that is not sitting well with his new wife Jennifer Lamb. At all. June publicly savaged Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson as a wife-beater and serial cheater, allegations he denies – and his new wife is livid over. Jennifer Lamb, 43, married Suge, 45, this winter, and took to her Facebook page to assail Shannon and come to her husband’s defense. “I have the best man in the world that loves my kids, and loves his daughter very much also,” Lamb, a mother of two, said in her post. “So go ahead [and] judge but at the end of this day he only has one judge,” Jennifer said, though clearly she isn’t taking this lying down. The only time, she says, that she’s ever seen Sugar Bear get angry was at the Mama June: Not To Hot reunion taping (video above). When the discussion veered into a zone he didn’t care for, Mike absolutely lost his s–t on June and Shannon’s daughter Pumpkin, 17. He also lost his shirt, in the literal sense. “If you keep a cat cornered and poking at it, it’s finally going to get tired and come out [of] the corner fighting,” Lamb said of the outburst. Lamb adds that Shannon’s story about Thompson abandoning daughter Alana (Honey Boo Boo) after their nasty 2014 split is bulls–t. The “doting” father called and texted his daughter every day for months, Lamb alleged; Sugar Bear said June lied about this as well. According to the Bear-Lamb camp, June largely and repeatedly ignored his requests to spend time with the retired mini-pageant queen. “ Mike and I went every weekend to [Hampton, Ga.] to see Alana. “He would get up around 11 a.m. and call June to be able to see his daughter, then it would be 4-5 p.m. before she called back to let him see her.” “And then sometimes we would sit there and never get to see her. I have him calling and texting every other day up until the first of the year.” After that setback, he began trying even harder, Jennifer says: “Then he started texting and calling about four times a week.” Thompson vehemently denies Shannon’s allegations that abused her or that he left her children with “emotional and physical scars.” “The abuse allegations are not true,” Suge said earlier this month. “This is not true, any of it. June won’t let me see or talk to Alana.” “The last time I saw Alana was at mine and Jennifer’s wedding … I’ve tried to stay in touch with my daughter but June won’t let me.” Moreover, “I never told Alana to lose weight or said anything to Alana about her weight. June’s a damn liar. I would never hurt Alana.” There’s no love lost on either end of this feud, clearly. Asked recently if she has any feelings at all for her ex-partner, June basically said that Sugar Bear sucks and deserves what he gets: “No. I’ve never hated anybody as much as I hate him.” “I have to call him out on his bullsh-t,” she added, defending her recent media blitz. “How, like, reality hit. I knew what I needed to do.”  Look for this to get worse before it gets better.

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She Swiped Right And Found Love — And Her Future Kidney Donor

Watch Alana Duran find out the happy news after waiting four years for a transplant.

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Honey Boo Boo made of trash

The Honey Boo Boo portrait took over 50 hours to complete and is—get this—made entirely from trash! Incorporated into the art piece are everyday items inspired by Alana#39;s home life and pageant career, including coupons, butter, sketti, cans of hair spray and Red Bull, toilet paper rolls, pigs feet, cheese balls, makeup, tiaras and one Cabbage Patch doll. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is making the leap from small-screen entertainment to art industry muse! Seven-year-old reality TV starlet Alana

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Honey Boo Boo Mother Defends, Explains Arrest Record

It’s a matter of public record: June Shannon , the… eccentric mother of six-year old Alana Thompson (aka “Honey Boo Boo”) was arrested in 2008 on a count related to a child support issue. She also faced a theft charge around that time, but both cases were dismissed. In March, meanwhile, child services looked into the Thompsons after Honey Boo Boo was featured on an episode of Toddlers and Tiaras chugging a mixture of Red Bull and Mountain Dew dubbed by Alana as “Go-Go Juice.” Is that something the family gives its toddler often? No, June tells People : “It was a one time only thing. We don’t do it.” What about when a video surfaced of Honey Boo Boo dancing on a bar, another incident investigated by the the Georgia Division of Family and Children Services? “It was the worst four days of my whole entire life,” June says, explaining that the bar appearance was “a meet-and-greet at a concert” and: “After I left, I realized, ‘I’m not gonna put Alana in that situation again because it was crazy.'” Coming from June Shannon, that’s really saying something.

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Lady Gaga Wedding Dress Photo With Vera Wang: What the …

Why is Lady Gaga trying on wedding dresses with Vera Wang?

Honey Boo Boo Child Mother: No Regrets!

So… did you watch? TLC debuted Here Comes Honey Boo Boo last night, a reality show dedicated to six-year old pageant contestant Alana Thompson and her – how should we say it? – eccentric family.