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Sugar Bear: Angry Yet Horny After Mediation with June Shannon

Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson might not be the star of From Not to Hot , but he's sure getting some screen time.  OBut on tonight's episode, his last mediation with Mama June left him so angry that his new wife encouraged him to calm down. He had his own idea for how to blow off steam … and it involves his wife, Jennifer, and their shared bedroom. That's right, folks. Sugar Bear wants to bang out his frustrations. From Not to Hot is about more than just June Shannon's insane weight loss and total makeover. It's about her life and her family's life. And that includes her ex-husband, Sugar Bear. In tonight's episode, he is fuming about his latest interaction with the From Not to Hot star. “In mediation, I knew June was trying to push my buttons,” he tells the confessional. Nobody can push your buttons like family, folks. Especially an ex. “And one of these days,” he says. “I'm afraid I might just blow up again.” June Shannon accuses him of domestic violence , so that's … not a reassuring thing to hear. The on-camere conversation between Sugar Bear and his wife, Jennifer Lamb, begins on a much more playful subject. Sugar Bear wants to go to bed, and he does not wish to sleep. Jennifer quickly understand what has him all riled up. “You're just frustrated because of what happened at mediation.” And she knows how he processes that. “More than anything, you just take it out in the bedroom and then you sleep.” Jennifer cautions him against letting his anger get the best of him. “If you let this anger out in front of people, like lawyers and judges, that's what June wants.” Really, he should be processing his anger in a healthy way, regardless. “When they see that, there is no way Mike they will let you see your daughter by yourself.” And really, should any child's safety be risked around someone with anger management issues? The answer is, categorically, no. “You got to be the calm, Mike, and not the blowed up Incredible Hulk person.” That is a truly incredible line. Imagine Chris Hemsworth delivering that line to Mark Ruffalo in Thor: Ragnarok instead of parodying the ridiculous “sun's going down” line from Age of Ultron . Of course, in this same episode, Jennifer White confesses that she has some reservations about Sugar Bear seeing Alana in the first place. “I can't help thinking that Alana might not be Mike's.” A DNA test was brought up when Sugar Bear complained that June Shannon was keeping his daughter from him . But Jennifer's right — it could backfire. “I know I would love Mike's child just like I love mine, but that lawyer said something that keeps sticking in my mind.” She has some definite opinions on how to respond to the test. “If it turns out that Alana's not his, June Shannon would be out of my life forever. I sure in the hell ain't paying child support for a kid that’s not Mike's.” And Jennifer believes that she has good reason to doubt Alana's paternity. “When he was with June, he was working a lot of nights. I wanna do a DNA test.” And you can see that clip below. In the end, though, Jennifer suggests a “healthy” stress-relief technique: throwing cinderblocks at photos of June Shannon (We don't know how common it is for someone to have cinder blocks on hand, but apparently Mike's issue is that he doesn't have any photos of his ex) We're not necessarily saying that it's the healthiest way to process things, but … it's better than actual violence against a person. Progress?

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Briana DeJesus SLAMS Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin in Epic Twitter Rant!

At this point, it feels pretty safe to say that Kailyn Lowry and Briana DeJesus are mortal enemies, right? And what a blessing that is to all of our trashy Teen Mom-loving hearts. Ever since Briana began dating Javi Marroquin, things have been super tense between these two ladies. They’ve taken turns being unnecessarily catty towards each other , and it’s been greatly entertaining for us all. But today, Briana went off on Kailyn and Javi on Twitter. Hard. And it’s not so much entertaining as it is bizarre … and just a little bit embarrassing. To give a quick bit of background, it seems like Briana is upset because of things that were said when Javi went on Kailyn’s podcast earlier this week. Which is odd, because while they did mention Briana, it’s not like they trashed her or anything. Javi actually defended her , saying that she’s a good person and that she’s different than she seems on the show. Kailyn didn’t even go too hard on her — she just explained that they’d never get along because some of the things she’s said to her in the past, and because she was disrespectful to her. But still, Briana got pretty heated about the whole thing. Heated enough to make approximately a billion tweets about the matter. “Since I have some downtime from actually working…let me spill some tea for you guys,” she began. “I will never ever come out my face just because…I will never come out of character just because…… so let’s get that out of the way…” She then explained that “Once I am provoked you have given me all rights to get out of character.” And apparently Kailyn has given her those rights . “Now once I get out of character and you can’t seem to handle the lash…. dont act like the victim because you were the one who made the issue what it is. I am not the one.” She didn’t direct all of this at Kailyn, but come on, we all know who’s she talking about here. It’s not exactly a mystery. “I’ll say suck my dick whenever I want to whoever I want and if you can not handle it ….. Don’t provoke me,” she continued — remember, Kailyn complained during the podcast that Briana had instructed her to do so. “Don’t sit 15 feet away from me and talk sh-t indirectly cause I’ll approach u just like I did and do go crying in ur dressing room cause u couldn’t handle my mouth,” Briana wrote. About Javi, she said “Don’t allow someone to disrespect me and think its all gravy mother of ur child or not.” “I am not the common denominator as to why yall fail to co parent so dont ever use my name in that matter again.” “And you are right,” she added, “I’ll never say sorry cause I am not the one who started all this mess.” “You use ur kids as pawns and that is not my fault but ur own selfish reasoning’s.” That’s a lot to unpack, right? But Briana isn’t even close to being done yet. She claimed that “strings were never cut” between Kailyn and Javi, “and once she felt like she couldn’t control him any longer she used me as the problem and I am not the problem.” “Don’t ever tell me im being shady when u ran to ur ex as soon as u had an opportunity for urself. Learn how to be alone for once,” she wrote, obviously towards Kailyn. “Don’t send me emails and voicemails saying sorry cause I don’t care for that f-ck sh-t. I am always brought up into a convo and I just don’t understand why cause I don’t talk to anyone about u.’ She then advised Kail to “Keep that same energy that u have cause we are bound to see each other again and don’t send ur friend into my dressing room again tryna pop off……” Hilariously, Jenelle Evans responded to the first part of that tweet, saying “I’ll be right behind u. #BestBelieve.” At least now we know that the next Teen Mom 2 reunion show is going to be incredible, huh? Meanwhile, back on Briana’s Twitter — there are seriously just so, so many tweets — she accused Javi of being fake because he was being wishy-washy about her on Kailyn’s podcast while telling her in texts that he wants to marry her . Let’s see … she also wrote “U hop on another mans dick but still dont wanna let go of the old one…. u cant have ur cake and eat it to.” She said that she and Kailyn were never really friends, that she used to text her but when she started talking to Javi, Kailyn changed her mind about her, which seems fair? She also adorably wrote that “I look like the crazy one now but just remember I tried to keep it off social media.” “I can go on forever” — and she very nearly did — “but I guess we will see when that Reunion time comes up and dont walk away like last time.” A neat threat, but Briana wasn’t done just yet — she also tweeted “SUCK MY DICK,” “U NOT KIM K SO SLOW YOUR ROLL,” and “DONT SIT HERE TRYNA PLAY MIND GAMES WHEN THE REAL REASON WHY WE ARE HERE IS BECAUSE OF U…JAVI.” View Slideshow: Teen Mom: The Most Insane Feuds of 2017, Ranked! “Attention seeking ass people lol,” she finished, apparently without irony. “I am done.” And after that, she deleted her entire Twitter account. What a wild right Briana took us on today … but unfortunately, she was correct in one of her many, many tweets. She does look like the crazy one.

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Kim Kardashian is Too Lazy to Adjust Her Own Bra of the DAy

Kim Kardashian doesn’t adjust her own bra herself anymore. She’s got someone for that because she’s just that useless. Just a pig, too rich and too lazy to do anything….unable to life a finger for anything, so lazy that she doesn’t even dress herself , probably doesn’t raise her prop / kid herself…and I’d be surprised if she even wipes her ass herself…you know just to feel all that money she whored herself in sex tapes to make… The last time a man was wrist deep with this Kardashian wasn’t between her huge milk filled, fat, fake tits…but was in her asshole… So I guess there are signs of her being more dignified….a lady…but not really, she’s disgusting.. Kim Kardashian also showed up to an event in a see through dress, sure she was wearing underwear under the see through dress, but she was still in a fucking see through dress…the beast is 7 months pregnant or some shit…never should a 7 month pregnant person, even if they are a pornstar turned reality star, rapper wife…no matter how fucking trashy, despite all their expensive things they are… BONUS – Here’s 60% of the BOTOX supply of Los Angeles The post Kim Kardashian is Too Lazy to Adjust Her Own Bra of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bieber Asked to Leave Restaurant Chair Flip and His Opinion of Kylie Jenner of the Day

Here’s what I call “BieberLivesMatter”…because repressed, oppressed, suppressed, like a black man in the deep south in the 50s, unable to enjoy a meal at some expensive restaurant, because the restaurant doesn’t like the crazy fans creating a security issue at their restaurant, because Bieber fans are fucking crazy, but unfortunately not crazy enough to kill him… So instead of taking the news gracefully, like “oh you’re right I do but not killed off Justin Bieber dealing with his superstardom like an appreciative person…who is reasonable and gets that he sold his soul to the devil, his ass to Usher and that’s why he’s so fucking rich… Either way, what a brat…I love this video…it’s jokes… Bieber is also in Billboard and has a quote about Kylie Jenner…that makes no sense, but is still worth reading and thinking “what?”: Look at her world: She has been living on TV since she was a kid. Every time she’s looking around she sees a camera, and that’s affecting how she’s thinking and how she’s perceiving people and why she has to do certain things … Situations that happen taint your mind, especially in this industry. Especially for girls.” Here’s Kylie, because posts on Bieber is some faggot shit… The post Bieber Asked to Leave Restaurant Chair Flip and His Opinion of Kylie Jenner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Minogue Comes Prepared of the Day

I guess since the cancer scare, Kyle Minogue is ready for anything, and based on how she’s dressed it is safe to say that she knows life is a funny thing that throws all kinds of situations in your face and that there is just no way of predicting the next event or situation, at least that’s what I like to think, because with padding like that, it looks like she’s in military army, ready to drop to her knees and disarm any erection that throws itself in her face and down her throat, because these are some serious dicksucking pants, but maybe dressing for sucking dick is just a fantasy of mine and really she’s just like the crazy cancer survivor who used to hang out in the park wearing tin foil asking radom people if they had lead sheets to fight off the cancer rays in some kind of serious insanity….either way, we should all appreciate fashionable yet functional whore gear and here’s some Kylie Minogue modeling it…. Here she is in a See Through skirt at the Brit Awards, cuz I guess not having your own tits or nipples makes a bitch try harder….that’s not mean to be a joke cuz Breast Cancer is a serious issue…It’s just simple psychology…. Pics via Bauer

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