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Casey Anthony Aftermath: What’s ‘Come Out’ Since!

The two tongue-in-cheek memes above reflect the mixed reaction of most males to the “hot mess” who got off after allegedly killing her kid: “kinda hot” and “so bad it almost makes you not want to fuck her.” … read more

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Bella Thorne’s Boyfriend Is An Old Man

For once, I’m doing a post on Bella Thorne  and you perverts aren’t the ones who should be consulting a lawyer. Because according to my sources, this dude holding hands with our favorite teenage troublemaker is her boyfriend. And according to my research, the guy’s 23! It almost makes you degenerates look good in comparison. Almost. Anyway, I think we should all move it along just to be safe. Unless you want to be cellmates with this guy.

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Rachel Bilson Gets Sexy For Me

It seems like word of my fetish for hot chicks feeding parking meters has spread throughout Hollywood, because everyone seems to be doing it for me now. Here’s Rachel Bilson getting all down and dirty with those coins, no seriously those things are filthy, while she fills that meter all the way up. So hot. I thought the short shorts were a nice added touch. It’s like these girls are doing it on purpose just to tease me…. That or they just don’t want to get a parking ticket. I guess we’ll never know.

Elizabeth Hurley Has Still Got The Goods

It goes without saying that Elizabeth Hurley is one of the hottest MILF’s of all time so these pictures of her dropping some classy cleavage at a party for some children’s foundation called KIDS in London yesterday are pretty damn awesome. Not because her cleavage is actually in the right spot, old people tend to sag, but because she’s still really damn sexy. I love it. It almost makes me want to pretend to be an underprivileged kid to get her attention…. Almost.

Lindsay’s Ex BFF — Jail Can Wait, Go to Cannes!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Courtenay Semel Follow Courtenay Semel ‘s logic here — Lindsay Lohan should go to Cannes and risk going to jail for skipping her alcohol education classes … because “Cannes only happens once a year” and jail ain’t going nowhere. It almost makes sense. Almost. Read more

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World’s Worst Strip Club Commercial

Link: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:192… This almost makes us not want to go to a strip club. Almost

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Oh, Dougie!

We snapped Doug Reinhard t and Paris Hilton leaving Villa last night after promoting her new line of products. Seriously, is there anything that PHil doesn’t put her stamp on?

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Alexander Skarsgard: Is A ‘True’ Hottie

Well hello there!

Asian Fusion Halloween Costumes

This etsy store sells adorable sushi and noodle soup costumes, but just for kids, unfortunately. So cute it almost makes me want to have babies, or maybe just eat one. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Amanda Bonnen: Twitter Lawsuit

This lawsuit is so amazingly frivolous that it almost makes the whole Twitter thing interesting again – I kind of hope this starts a trend. Amanda Bonnen (who up until she canceled her Twitter account had 20 followers) is reportedly being sued by Horizon Realty for “maliciously and wrongfully” publishing a tweet that may have damaged the company's reputation. Check out the offending tweet

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