Xenia Deli is a pretty amazing model from some third world country that I would like to think she escaped in some Cold War movie storyline that involved climbing Siberian mountains, and dealing with American spies with her vagina, that is probably more of a “she’s hot, sign her, book her on jobs, get her a work visa, find her a rich American Husband, Greencard that ho”…. Not that she really needs to be booking jobs, since the work she does for her instagram for free, is all she really needs to be doing…all day, everyday…..from this angle…good times. Seriously…
Cats. They’re so vain and self-absorbed, it’s no surprise that they’re getting in on the selfie trend. In fact, it’s a small wonder it took them this long. Narcissists. Bunch of pompous, entitled narcissists. The selfie has quickly become the most popular (and controversial at times, like with the Ellen Oscar selfie ) photography trend of the Internet these days. In the gallery below, 15 of our furry feline friends prove that they can be just as addicted to their phones and obsessed with themselves online as us. Only most of the time, they win for cuteness … 15 Crazy Cat Selfies Open Slideshow 1. Hey Bruh Yo B. Watchu doin’? View As List 1. Hey Bruh Yo B. Watchu doin’? 2. Sooo Far Away Look at me, I’m so big! 3. Kiss Me C’mere, camera! 4. Mr. Cool This kitty is 2 cool for skool lol. 5. One Paw! That takes dexterity for a cat. 6. Trippy We like what he did with the angle and filter on this one. 7. Artsy This selfie could win an art project. 8. AAAAACK! I’m so scared of my own selfie! 9. Cuddly Selfie She looks so relaxed and wants you to know it. 10. Just Hangin’ Wif my friends. 11. Loungin’ in Bed Where I spend 16-20 hours a day. 12. Mr. Serious Who says selfies can’t be professional? 13. Zzzzzzzzzz How do you pull that off? Or are you just pretending? 14. Preparing 2 Creep That kitchen will never know what hit it. 15. Double Trouble Your Instagram or mine?
Dutch Model Daphne Groeneveld showed us her titties….I’ve done some POSTS ON HER BEFORE …and apparently she only turned 18 a few months ago, so it took her amazing little model body long enough to get those nipples out….but with all models….it is just a matter of time…the nipple is a sign of seriousness in their career….so I can’t say I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life, but I can say I’d write love songs for this babe if only she’d listen to them…until then, I’ll just stare at her nipple and pretend to breast feed by licking my computer screen…which I am sure will get my high with all the bacteria, STDS and remnants of MDMA all over it….yay.
So this is a video from March 27 of a corrections officer in a prison getting knocked the fuck out…. 20-year old prisoner Frederick Morris knocking out corrections officer Julie Christensen with a single punch I don’t condone violence, especially not when a motherfucker Chris Brown’s a chick, but the video’s kinda wild…. Here’s another angle…
To all my lady readers out there, you’re going to want to pay special attention to this post, because here’s hot British nobody Maria Fowler showing you the best possible way to get out of a car. Now, practice makes perfect, so you’ll want to try it a couple times. And feel free to send pictures my way so I can make sure you’re doing it correctly. It’s all about getting the angle just right. » view all 41 photos Related Articles: Maria Fowler’s Wardrobe Malfunction Maria Fowler Drops Some Quality Cleavage Maria Fowler Is All Breasts And Wings Alyssa Milano Touches Me In All The Right Places Photos: WENN.com
From this angle…..Ashley Tisdale is an angel sent from heaven…she should walk through life in assless chaps and a face mask…it’s what the public wants….needs…and it shows her in a positive light…one that isn’t distracted by things like a bad nose job….or wonkiness… I am a fan of this Ashley Tisdale…the new Ashley Tisdale…the Tisdale for the people….or at least for dudes who like hot fit ass… Good work. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Emily Ratajkowski is a hotty. I HAVE POSTED HER NUDE PICS BEFORE CUZ I LOVE HER I followed her on instagram…only to be ignored by her on instagram…. I would write her love letters on instagram about holding hands while looking into each other’s eye, singing each other love songs, crying because she was crying, dreaming about her, and all the other silly things I say that most girls respond to cuz I like making them feel like disney movies….before being deleted by instagram… She’s amazing….at least from this angle…
Aubrey O’Day is the fucking worst pile of pig shit that is destined to only fuck black men or white guys who pretend to be black men cuz they have no creativity, originality, and are just a bunch of suburban gangsters… Black guys will fuck any white girl, even the ones sane guys wouldn’t go near cuz of fear of getting sucked into their fat abyss of a belly….I mean if you’ve ever flown to Jamaica on a discount week, you will see all the obese women with mixed race babies on their laps, going down to see their baby daddies, who probably have dozens of kids with fat chicks around the world, who pretend they can’t leave Jamaica, but who get sent checks from these stupid women who feel it is their job to support their baby daddies because their baby daddies gave them the gift of unconditional love via their babies no white guy every would…in fact prior to the Jamaican vacation knock up, bitch was practically a virgin destined for a collection of cats to make the loneliness bareable…. Unfortunately, Aubrey O’Day has been given confidence, I would prefer she never had, thinking she’s hot and great, when really she’s just the fucking worst….attention seeking…seemingly unaware of the fact that she’s fat…horrible. To See The Rest of Pics Follow this Day
Aubrey O’Day is the fucking worst pile of pig shit that is destined to only fuck black men or white guys who pretend to be black men cuz they have no creativity, originality, and are just a bunch of suburban gangsters… Black guys will fuck any white girl, even the ones sane guys wouldn’t go near cuz of fear of getting sucked into their fat abyss of a belly….I mean if you’ve ever flown to Jamaica on a discount week, you will see all the obese women with mixed race babies on their laps, going down to see their baby daddies, who probably have dozens of kids with fat chicks around the world, who pretend they can’t leave Jamaica, but who get sent checks from these stupid women who feel it is their job to support their baby daddies because their baby daddies gave them the gift of unconditional love via their babies no white guy every would…in fact prior to the Jamaican vacation knock up, bitch was practically a virgin destined for a collection of cats to make the loneliness bareable…. Unfortunately, Aubrey O’Day has been given confidence, I would prefer she never had, thinking she’s hot and great, when really she’s just the fucking worst….attention seeking…seemingly unaware of the fact that she’s fat…horrible. To See The Rest of Pics Follow this Day
Krysten Ritter who I’m not quite sure who she is…and Nicole Scheringer who I am not quite sure she was born with a vagina…or a penis…..were together in some random “Learn How to Surf” Oakley event, that you would think a mulity billion dollar company like Luxotica, who own the rights to Ray Ban and Oakley, and pretty much all the major sunglass companies, would be able to toss Oakley a little more of a marketing budget to get real celebrities up on their promotional campaign, instead of making shit look like a flimsy, scraggly, worthless waste of time for everyone involved, except maybe Krystne Ritter and Nicole Scherzinger who now probably feel like someone cares…especially since it is corporate and gets them paid… But they were in bikinis, and they did take this awesome jumping pic, so I can’t fully hate…if I did, it would mean I have no sense of humor, and we don’t want that, since it’s the only game I have. To See The Rest of Pics Follow this Day
