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Carmella Rose Instagram Shoot of the Day

You’ve never heard of Carmella Rose – yet she has 1.1 million followers on instagram, so you can be sure that she thinks she matter and that she’s important.. You see I have never met a girl with social media following – who isn’t a cunt about it – because they don’t view it as a joke, but as a gift, the only thing they really have going for them, the reason rich guys fuck them, the reason they get to live a great life, and if they were to laugh at the whole thing, because it is funny in the grand scheme of things…”i post slutty pics, follow me”….real simple concept or thing to do…that doesn’t require marketing degree to figure out….it’s the whole “sex sells shit”…the same shit girls fight about when I organize a wet t-shirt contest…but embrace when it makes them money…as it should…if you’re whoring at least get paid for it…. But then there’s the thousands of girls who don’t… I just think our priorities are fucked…but half naked bitches…works for me whether it is progressive or low hanging fruit or not… The post Carmella Rose Instagram Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco’s Horse of the Day

Kaley Cuoco wants to introduce you to her horse, because when you make 100 million dollars for 2 seasons of a shitty show that people seem to be really into…you can afford really nice horses…you can use as a prop in your shameless as in riding pant pics. SHAMELESS. The post Kaley Cuoco’s Horse of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alejandra Guilmant Covers Treasts! of the Day

Alejandra Guilmant got tits.. but anyone who knows this Mexican “model”, probably knows she has tits. I would assume the only reason she exists is because she’s got tits, and really Mexico despite all the hate we Mexican get by you mean spirited white people, is a wonderful place, with wonderful women….. As long as they aren’t the Mayans with no necks working at taco stand…shitting out babies…living the Mexican cliche of the illegal crawled across the border…when most illegals flew in on an airplane…not that they even need to move to America..since Mexico is fucking awesome…despite all the parasites…intestinal not people stealing your jobs – you WALL builders… Well she’s on the cover of TREATS!, the sugar baby magazine, and she is more important than Genevieve Morton – who didn’t get the cover, I guess a story of her life… The post Alejandra Guilmant Covers Treasts! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Halpin Tits of the Day

Sarah Halpin is sisters with another instagram model named Joanna Halpin…meaning there are two of them producing slutty enough instagram model because it’s quirky, artsy, edgy, exciting, like they are all models are hipsters thanks to the whole hipster thing being pretty fucking mainstrea mainstream thanks to instagram filters and the fact that you can polarize slutty content as high concept – it makes it seem less eager and thirsty… GIVE IT TO ME FOR FREE – I LIKE FREE THINGS – BUT YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR… The post Sarah Halpin Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Beckinsale’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

Kate Beckinsale may be this weird anti-aging celebrity that virgin nerdy dudes at comicon like jerking off to – because she is a freak of nature – especially for a British woman… While Lily Beckinsale is the girl who took her mom’s last name and has a wonderful waist to hip ratio – heading into college while being over 18….tight bodied like she’s not because their genetics defy aging and looking at her sexually – is the right thing to do – but when doing it…it’s hard to not think she’s underage – I guess this is what they look for when casting for teen porn…legal but grey area… The post Lily Beckinsale’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alyssa Milano, Looking GOod Sweetheart of the Day

Looking Good Sweetheart was a feature I used to do when I was more inspired, motivated that featured a bitch looking terrifying….it wasn’t always a celeb or a whatever the fuck Alyssa Milano is…it was a Grenade, a monster, very gross woman…pre Body Positive shit… What the fuck is going on here Alyssa Milano…This is a nightmare shit..and I am not saying this because Alyssa Milano called me out years ago for being a pig, a terrible human, I don’t remember what she tweeted, but she blocked me and we never had that LOVE I was looking for…you know the WHOS THE BOSS strap on sex I crave…because anyone who got to be Tony Danza’s daughter, no matter how hairy she is…is PORN to me as she pushes 50. I m saying this because…what the fuck…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alyssa Milano, Looking GOod Sweetheart of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes Ass is Cellulite Ridden of the Day

Here’s some Doutzen Kroe ass looking it’s age. Like a mom….that she is…like an Ashley Graham..wife to a black dude…which is convenient because that’s exactly what she is. That’s why Victoria’s Secret dropped her, that’s why her DJ husband cheats on her with party sluts, yet she still exists…because she is a Survivor…on the beach in a bikini bottom not giving a fuck that she looks like some kind of lumpy soup or oatmeal…she’s been eating too much of…cuz otherwise..why is her leg a relief map…you know TOPOPGRAPHY… I don’t fucking know, it looks like she’s melting, and I don’t like when hot models – because body positive – look at my blemishes models….sure it is current and a trend..but it’s disgusting and wrong….GET it together. The post Doutzen Kroes Ass is Cellulite Ridden of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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J.Lo Ass in Leggings of the Day

J.Lo’s made a lot of money from her ass. She’s the first ridiculous large ass that I remember the mainstream picking up on and thinking was great. It was the Latin Fever or Puerto Rico Fever, or Some kInd of fever, that she likely has from the herpes A Rod has, as the touring Athlete who fucked Paris Hilton…he is….but who needs to worry about J.Lo vagina welts…that shit’s too old to care about, but these pants that are doing some kind of miracle are worth focusing on…they remind me of the girl in the grocery store behind me…all thick in the thighs, like I know she was being held together, but the way it rode her cunt….and the way it made her ass round…was the way I wanted to burry my face in it… I wouldn’t say that’s how I feel about J.Lo…but the ass, one she still uses to land men…is what she wants you to experience so take it all in….and there’s a lot to take in..most asses are this massive… The post J.Lo Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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These Kim K Pics Freak me Out of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a terrifying human being that should theoretically be taken out back and shot, but I am not quite sure she’d die, because she’s a fucking demon….possibly not human…but more a Ryan Seacrest animatronic designed to speak to the retard public and tip them off on really weirdly shaped bodies, overly produced plastic surgery faces, while selling them garbage they don’t need….for no real reason…not even her porn was that good…yet she exists…and more than just existing…people still find entertainment in her mindless retard nonsense….and like buying what she buys… She’s the first tranny in the family, but this new body, LIPO to shit…weird. The post These Kim K Pics Freak me Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Missy Rayder Nipples on the Cover of the Day

Missy Rayder is some 40 year old model who was probably a lot more relevant when she was 18…and working for every major company..it was the 90s…pre internet which means she virtually barely exists now…but if you are old as fuck – you may have masturbated to her in some fashion magazine showing tits before…and now she’s letting you masturbate to her showing tits now….. Thanks Missy….Keepin relevant. The post Missy Rayder Nipples on the Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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