Maja Simonsen is some busty enough and tall girl who I guess wants to be a model and friended some photographer who was tapped into the right circles…to help her get her name out there….or maybe she just submitted the pics to the right place and thanks to the internet being a bunch of fucking perverts….and she continues to exist… I first saw her a while ago…I don’t know if she’s actually made it…but I like how she strategically keeps her pussy out of very artistic and classy nude photoshoots….right…that takes talent…not the nude part, and really not even the photoshoot part…but the not having labia exposed…that’s like the art of the stripper…what a talent. The post Maja Simonsen Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Obviously, every award show roles around and I say that shit’s for old people who still have TV… That’s not to say I don’t like movies, I just don’t like the cunts in movies after the movies, with all their money fame and egos… I am pretty glad Lala Land didn’t win, but Oscar So White was top priority as they scramble to stay relevant…but like social media and shit, the only way to do that is with a meme, hashtag, publicity stunt……OR……controversy… It’s an archaic, incestuous, masturbatory experience in “let’s celebrate our goddamn selves with trophies that market our movies and elevate us as a whole”…and whatever…it happened…and bitches were there in dresses….despite all being hookers who did some shit to be famous…. Maybe I’m just bitter I wasn’t invited, I am not part of the “it” crowd, I am not nominated or giving speeches to rooms full of my peers saying “i’m the best, I’m the best, I’m the best”….But I figure staring at the overrated pussy in pics is a better way to go about these things…. Hailee Steinfeld was there in a sheer, but not quite sheer enough dress….looking skinnier than ever – cuz skinny is better… Emma Roberts was there in a skimpy top for her skimpy tits…all ginger and average looking….all skinny and not fat….which is a good thing. Emma Stone, I didn’t even look to see if she won, but she probably did, even though she’s terrible, but it is her time….to shine….the belle of the ball..trying to be classically beautiful with the Botox face….and still rocking that weird mouth….I don’t hate her for existing, I just think she’s an overrated average at best chick who has tricked you all…and I’m right… Here she is at some Oscar party in some pantsuit with her stupid looking mouth… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Salma Hayek was There with a Botox Mangled Face and Some Very Fertile…like the virgin soil on her Mexican Citrus and Avacado farm…. Chrissy Teigen Was there – Medicated and in a sheer top – cuz she’s a hooker who seduced the right wallet and now gets invited to Oscars as the escort…. Jessica Biel was there – dressed like a Trophy – Cuz She’s the Trophy Wife – Getting Older and Older….Rotting even…. Here butt shots… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Kirsten Dunst Was there – Cuz She Didn’t Die of a Drug Overdose Yet….Her Snaggle Tooth was her date, but she kept her mouth shut so we don’t get to see the source of her super powers… Alicia Vikander was there…because she’s the Naked AI you nerds want to fuck….oh and sshe’s won an Oscar before… OH SHIT…Scar Jo….so Iconic with her lesbian hair… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Big Girl Big Star Charlize Theron….is old…but the guy who she fucked for her first part will always remember her big break…she probably blocked it out…it’s been so long…. Brie Larson – Big WInner Last Year was there….and she’s back… Brie Larson in the best Hair and Make-Up her celebrity money can by – is so fucking basic looking, so average, like how is she not a waitress at Denys…what is this shit… Felicity Jones Was There – I don’t know who the fuck that is – but I’d Let her Suck My Dick for the Part…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Sofia Carson – I Don’t know who the fuck that is – but I’d Let her Suck My Dick for a Role…. Dakota – Thank God her Mom is Melanie Griffith – Johnson – was there, obviously…her mom got her tickets….. White Girl Pretending to be Black – Halle Berry – Oscar Winner – Was There with her Ethnic Hair…because Oscars So White needs more color.. Nicole Kidman is Still a Fucking Robot… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Milana Vayntrub is some monster but she’s amazing…I don’t know what Oscar Party it was…but it was the right one… TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE Amy Adams and her Tits Were there…. Ryan Gosling’s sister, who is likely old and chubby, but has fat girl tits, and shows her fat girl tits, for attention was there…and it was magical…she’s gone viral – she’s now a MEME….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE The post The Oscars Happened and Here are some Sluts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Oscars So White…no more…because the industry saw opportunity to fund a black Gay Gangster movie and to vote it in…but maybe that just happened because Lala Land was So Shit…. While Ariel Winter is so sloppy…. Young maybe, yet still so sloppy… If she wasn’t rich in Hollywood, this would end 600 pounds in a trailer on some Reality Show on fat people…but thanks to strategic parents…she’s on hit shows….that allow her to be slutty enough to build that social audience…because why make 100k an episode or more…when you can make 100k an instagram post and not have to leave your bed – or in her case kitchen…where she eats all her foods… Big coat to keep her warm…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Ass or Thighs Getting into a Car in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Vanessa Hudgens wore lingerie as outerwear at some AIDS event which would be inappropriate if AIDS wasn’t the Gay disease…seeing as lingerie is the gateway to unprotected sex with strangers…or homeless people…or really trannies wearing lingerie…which is basically where AIDS lives now…. It’s not a death sentence, probably due to events like this, that take millions to put on, and that donate very little back to aids, where the people involved feel they are creating awareness while being all fancy, instead of just giving that production budget to AIDS…while the celebs just shut the fuck up….and throw their undeserved money at the cause instead…seems a little more decent… But all this is to say if Vanesssa Hudgens had AIDS, now that she’s fit…I’d totally smear it on my face and swallow gallons of it…she’s great. TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE Here she is eating ice cream.. The post Vanessa Hudgens in a Racy Lingerie Outfit for AIDS of the DAy , appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mariah Carey and Her Monster Tits were also at that very same event…..all crazy looking….but busty…in a bra too small for her because she’s crazy…but not too crazy to expose the nippple… Kate Upton was also there… I feel like this is the kind of picture some of the worst nerds out there would fucking love to jerk off to, so that’s my motivation in posting it… Kate Upton, big girl marketed as a skinny girl, despite being a big girl, because she’s rich as fuck and could create or buy her own destiny / career…who has been starving herself and working out hard the last two years to be less fat….showed up to an Oscar Party…with her gunt in tow….where she met who I assume is Chistopher Walken….but who really could be anyone she’s trying to suck up to to further her career…. And Nina Dobrev…who looks like she’s dying of AIDS was there, but should probably have been over at the Elton John AIDS event…due to her looking like she’s got AIDS…but I’ve heard she’s got herpes…not AIDS…what do I know.. Nina Agdal was there in a sheer dress – and all it took was fucking Leonardo DiCaprio to get her there…good strategy… Hooker Rat Cow was at the Vanity Fair event, because this bitch and her social media account money, have milked as many opportunities as fucking possible. She goes to every single event she can get into – to be some socialite – or to reposition to polarize herself as a legit celebrity, or model, and not a low life naked for attention gutter slut….that we now this famewhore is….trying so hard…while being garbage….amazing tits though…that’s all that matters… TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE The post Mariah Carey’s Nipple in a Bra too Small for Her as Kate Upton’s GUNT Meets Walken of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Oscar night wouldn’t be complete unless someone flashed their pussy… This year…the pussy flash was Blanca Blanco… The picture is too small for my amateur vagina staring eyes…but there’s definitely pussy exposed…. Blanca Blanco is apparently some actress….know for a whole fucking lot of terrible fucking movies….but she’s still in the scene and gets invited out. You know she’s got an agent, gets work, and like Bill Paxton, is a “who the fuck is that, oh right that guy”…but the girl version… So it’s very safe to say – she did this on purpose…pussies aren’t like cocks, with a mind of their own, exposing themselves like that out of no where… It’s a set up….to get people to talk about her…as they fucking should, because a woman willing to put her pussy out there is a woman willing to do what it fucking takes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE The post Blanca Blanco Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Oscar night wouldn’t be complete unless someone flashed their pussy… This year…the pussy flash was Blanca Blanco… The picture is too small for my amateur vagina staring eyes…but there’s definitely pussy exposed…. Blanca Blanco is apparently some actress….know for a whole fucking lot of terrible fucking movies….but she’s still in the scene and gets invited out. You know she’s got an agent, gets work, and like Bill Paxton, is a “who the fuck is that, oh right that guy”…but the girl version… So it’s very safe to say – she did this on purpose…pussies aren’t like cocks, with a mind of their own, exposing themselves like that out of no where… It’s a set up….to get people to talk about her…as they fucking should, because a woman willing to put her pussy out there is a woman willing to do what it fucking takes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE OSCAR PICS CLICK HERE The post Blanca Blanco Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There’s always something magical about a woman – when you can see her ass cheeks from the front…whether that woman is a young tight bodied coed at a Springbreak party in a bikini…..or an old mom who’s ass fell 6 inches in the aging process…. Now I’ve never really found Fergie all that magical…but holding hands with her once when she was just getting famous…at some event she happened to be at…while I was drunk and before she had security was pretty magical…you know…some connected at the soul shit…but I wasn’t convinced she wasn’t a man….but I was convinced that I wish I had got with her when she was a down on her luck meth addict…but that was probably a bullshit story to make her edgy like Nicki Minja….edgy….not edgy at all… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Fergie Seducing and Flirty in Milan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emma Watson was in Asia, where I am sure she’s super famous because she’s Emma Watson and super fucking famous….all huge on the nerd shit…the pervert shit…the 14 year old dudes wanted to fuck, but couldn’t because that would make them creepers…only to wait for her 18th birthday to actually go through with the masturbation session – a monumental moment…on some MAYAN ruins shit….the orgasm built up inside their testicles for nearly a decade…giving them time to plan their Harry Potter fan boy, cosplay costume….before busting on himself in a glorious Emma Watson mess… I like these pics of her little cleavage because I am a pervert, but not like an Emma Watson fan pervert, just a titty pervert who likes cleavage…like a normal pervert…no round rimmed glasses necessary…. Here’s some bitch Lucy Watson doing Yoga in the park…it’s always the younger sister living the good life, doing YOGA all day like some kind of slacker…unless they aren’t related at all… TO SEE MORE LUCY WATSON CLICK HERE The post Emma Watson in the Beauty and the Beast of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chinese Robot Catches Jay Walkers Bus Makes a Motorbike Sandwich Cheating Train Barriers…Smart. Crash Landing Big Tits Charged with a DUI Gnarly Hood Fight The post Topless Activist Hero and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
