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Ashley Graham Doing the Baywatch is the Funniest Shit Ever of the Day

DUDE…..BRO….HOMEBOY….this is hilarious.. I mean fat girls pretending to be models is hilarious on it’s own….even funnier…fat girls pretending to be baywatch girls…I mean in the 90s…this shit would be fucking passed around and viral and the fat girls so happy to be part of the joke – because it was the only way they’d get work…throw a fat chick in a bikini – PUNCHLINE…. OR….throwing the fat girl out there for the black dudes who love fat chicks, even more when they are white….like Ashley Graham’s husband…it’s the only body that fits their big black dicks…and it’s some baseline human instinct that they can breed…but the problem with that black guy loving white fat chicks…is it gives them ego… Leading to Ashley Graham, who is an actual model, paid lots of money to be a fat chick, like “eat more, we need to relate to America”….despite it being proven to kill and the WORST message ever. It’s like if your friends jump off the bridge, jump with them to sell them product… So her career..is a legit thing, a fucking joke to me, but a legit thing…that she is milking and not just because she wants every last drop of anything caloric…but because why the fuck not..cash in But it’s still hilarious…but her ass is pretty fucking wonderful and part of me wants to reverse birth myself…into her womb and I’d fit…. The post Ashley Graham Doing the Baywatch is the Funniest Shit Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cassie Ventura and Kelly Kelly / Barbara Jean / Barbie Blank-Souray in a Bikini of the Day

Cassie Ventura is Diddy’s long time girlfriend and she’s in Florida being a rich, hot, girl on Diddy Payroll….arguably someone he keeps around when not cheating on her all the time, but who the fuck cares, she’s got the good life, the life everyone fucking wants and all she has to do is baby him like the needy man child he is….Diddy is the worst…Cassie in a bikini though…not bad. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Also in her bikini is – Kelly Kelly / Barbara Jean / Barbie Blank-Souray is some WWF chick – married to some Hockey Player, relatively uninteresting…but existing in a a bikini and you know…sometimes some of these paparazzi staged bikini pics are all that fucking matter…in a world where nothing really matters…that’s saying alot… I don’t fall for the cheesy WWF / WWE looking bitches, not even the hot ones, because they are so low level white trash…but she’s in a bikini and fit…in FLorida…looking like typical Florida…and not much wrogn with that. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Cassie Ventura and Kelly Kelly / Barbara Jean / Barbie Blank-Souray in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Exists of the Day

I forgot about Ashley Benson, I don’t watch pretty little liars bullshit and I don’t really care about their busty chubby girl hipster who is probably making stupid money off her stupid instagram following – not really needing the whole acting thing to sustain her – as people are lazy, something you could tell by looking at Benson’s body at her prime….all full of craft services and not using the production company personal trainer she was given.. Now she’s out there with hipster hair, taking hipster photos, and is not as busty as she once was…the problem with fitness, weightloss, all this shit… But she’s still pretty lovely….worth staring at…even though probably terribly fucking annoying, all these entitled cunts are…they are actors, it’s how it works… The post Ashley Benson Exists of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Exists of the Day

I forgot about Ashley Benson, I don’t watch pretty little liars bullshit and I don’t really care about their busty chubby girl hipster who is probably making stupid money off her stupid instagram following – not really needing the whole acting thing to sustain her – as people are lazy, something you could tell by looking at Benson’s body at her prime….all full of craft services and not using the production company personal trainer she was given.. Now she’s out there with hipster hair, taking hipster photos, and is not as busty as she once was…the problem with fitness, weightloss, all this shit… But she’s still pretty lovely….worth staring at…even though probably terribly fucking annoying, all these entitled cunts are…they are actors, it’s how it works… The post Ashley Benson Exists of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Great Outfit for Social Media of the Day

Britney Spears is magical…and walking her do fitness because her handlers don’t like her fat….they want her strong and capable of performing daily….allowing them to further cash in on what they’ve already cashed in on time and time again….pushing her 40s…all strong, and muscular if you like healthy, fit and medicated…still earning….but some of us, like me, prefer when they crack, end up broke, strung out, and singing their hit songs from the late 90s in karaoke bars…where they also suck dick for rent money in the bathroom…. You know the winning stories…are often the least funs and Britney’s ups and downs could have ended with more downs, not some rock hard ass I want to chip my tooth on like I’m k-fed trying to cash in…right… The post Britney Spears Great Outfit for Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Laying in Bed of the Day

Fat people like Ariel Winter, the little roast ham from TV, who people jerked off to when she was underage because she had massive, hormonally fucked up thanks to being sold off to the entertainment industry by her parents, you know like kids who are victims of abuse, getting their period at 4 years old or some shit, only the Hollywood, work hard and make the family money, we need it, we made you, and trained you for this…version…know that if she lays down and stretches as hard as she can, she can look less fat.. If you ever fuck a fat chick, she’ll do it on her back, so that you don’t see her belly hang over her vagina…..even though her tits are now surgically enhanced to be perky….despite everything else about her being a pile of slop…. But she’s on TV, people follow her, they care about her and her tits…and this is the shit she’s trying to seduce you with… Here is her team that try to make her look as hot as they can, or as hot as she can be, but they aren’t fucking miracle workers bro.. The post Ariel Winter Laying in Bed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Oh God…Emma Stone and Brie Larson Hugging Out Like Emotionally Unstable Cunts Passing off The Torch of the Day

Actors are such self involved cunts – who think what they do is so important – and who think winning an Oscar is some status symbol – because their heads are up their narcissistic asses, and this is the dream they are living, most undeserving of the dream they are living, but definitely annoying and overpaid in the dream they are living, because it takes a certain kind of narcissist, especially when not cute, to audition, perform and do the shit they do….but I don’t bye it, I can’t buy into it. It’s all so fucking bullshit, they are actors, lying to us…so Brie Larson passing the torch of Best Actress, to Emma Stone who isn’t the best actress but won best actress…is just so pretentious and silly…but it went viral as people want to believe in this Hollywood lie… I just wish a bus drove through, or natural disaster happened at this moment of a lie….it’d make their lie of a friendship have a little more dramatic / action and adventure…instead it’s just emotionally unstable overpaid people…..who have no real identity for themselves, but who get lost in the characters they play…the worst… This is so fucking bullshit, you know they are such egos and hate on each other, talk shit on each other, compete for jobs against each other, in their small exclusive bullshit club – but for the cameras let’s pretend we care…. BRIE LARSON IS PRETENDING TO BE A HOT AND SEDUCTIVE GIRL WITH TITS IN A PUSH UP BRA AT HER FIRST BLOCKBUSTER EVER CUZ SHE’S MADE IT….GOOD HUSTLE… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Oh God…Emma Stone and Brie Larson Hugging Out Like Emotionally Unstable Cunts Passing off The Torch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel is Back in a Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is probably in Miami recovering from Plastic Surgery from her Plastic Surgeon who gives all the VS girls Tummy Tucks….before releasing her mom body…to the rest of the world…via staged paparazzi pics…. It’s the big reveal… It’s too bad that bikini is containing her banged out mom pussy, because I’d rather see something authentic on this plastic bitch…you know everything so manufactured and full of lies… The Victoria’s Secret star, who has only worked in Victoria’s Secret…doesn’t even have milk filled tits…which brings up the important question of what the fuck is the point of having kids…maybe it’s some shes’ 30 and feels the need to breed with the guy she cheats on….or maybe it was one too many abortions…or maybe it is some South African AIDS rate related bullshit….and that’s about all I have to say about that… Classic bikini paparazzi pics though…good old fashioned internet content…like bikini pics even matter anymore… The post Candice Swanepoel is Back in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Poking Kate Upton’s Tit of the Day

Apparently this is video of someone named Erin Foster poking Kate Upton’s big sloppy tit – and people are pretty excited about it……because Kate Upton, rich kid, has been milking her tits forever, like the cow that she is, and she’s not about to stop now…they are her only real asset, the only thing going for her, I mean other than her trust fund she’s got from her rich family who invented the fucking washing machine, probably thinking “when we’re long dead, I hope our patent allows our HEIRS to use their tits for fame”….FINGERS CROSSED.. Her tits are sloppy and for someone who likes sloppy things because they are disgusting they are great…even though I find her pretty fucking disgusting. The post Poking Kate Upton’s Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Transgender Boy Wins Texas Women’s Wresting and Other Videos of the Day

I wonder how it did it… Fight in a McDonalds Where the Classy People are… Elephant Gets Scared the Fuck Off… Migrants VS Security Gas Station Robbery Goes Wrong Big Accident at the Gas Station Man Hit by Car – Nobody Cares Man Running to his Flight – Win…. Gnarly Motorbike Death 17 Year Old Jumps at the Mall.. The post Transgender Boy Wins Texas Women’s Wresting and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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