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John Stewart Does Coblert on RNC of the Day

I woke up with a morning election. Here’s the biggest thing that’s ever happened to the Colbert Report as Letterman… Obviously, I watched the RNC, not because I am American or can vote, but because I am a citizen of the fucking world and seeing a reality show muppet talk total nonsense as idiots cheer on – is serious comedy, satire, a joke…in what should be the most serious of venues. I watched the speech – he said nothing – he didn’t even make sense, he wasn’t even charming, he was just making sounds in weird voices – with an occasional dismissive “USA USA USA” and an occasional “Believe It”…it is a fucking joke. I love when the ignorant idiots on my social media say “get back to tits” as if all I do is tits, but they have the mental capacity that can only see tits, so I get how trump got into this. The TV and He has told me he’s a billionaire over and over again, he’d be a President…but we all know at our core that he only ran as a joke, a publicity stunt, and it went way further than expected, which played to his ego – all while he is laughing at all of you….and now he’s in over his head and committed to the troll, which as a troll, is the ultimate and only impressive thing about the campaign….that’s not to say Trump is a comedian or trying to be funny or even realizes he is trolling, he was obviously driven by ego and narcissism to get started on this, it was all marketing himself in the beginning, not a joke but rather self promotion and thanks to weak contenders got this far….he doesn’t actually care about making America Great…but he’ll keep saying it over and over so people on an emotional level believe…. I am not American but I have a brain, eyes and ears and I know when people are lying, when they are pandering to basic people by saying what they want to hear… I also looked up the MURDER rate of the last 30 years which is down, so making America Safe in an era where it is statistically its safest, by putting a lot of attention to crime like sensationalized media does for ratings…is just manipulation tactics…and if you don’t see that, you just want to believe so bad that the root of your problems is illegals who help your economy and Big Business manufacturing overseas – which has everything to do with BIG BUSINESS making those decisions to rape you of your money. It’s not trade deals….they made those trade deals to make higher margins and cheaper manufacturing….. So Make America Great…it’s already fine..so this propaganda is jokes, but works, which is bigger jokes… Here he is rubbing his daughter inappropriately after her bullshit leftist speech about her dad like a good Christian who converted to Orthodox Judaism like all good Republicans… The post John Stewart Does Coblert on RNC of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Good Old Fashioned Misogyny at Baywash Bikini Carwash of the Day

I am not a misogynist, I am just misquoted as one by idiots who don’t really understand feminist political theory…I like misogynistic things…but believe in empowering women by catering to men’s erections…. So I don’t find a Baywash Bikini Carwash to be something actually misogynistic, I’ve wanted to open a bikini carwash for years, I’ve also wanted to open a bar that has wet t-shirt and mud wrestling events every night, like old times, when these kinds of things were socially accepted, loved and just part of the american fabric – that is the greatness that was what America once was and probably the greatness TRUMP is trying to sort out because he’s a fucking pig – who would be all about this shit every time he’s in Florida…possibly an investor when he was down in Florida practicing his presidential inaugural speech… Good old fashion American dreams…the closest thing to a stripper with a purpose – and it gives instagram whores with good bodies a purpose, something to do, since not all can be Em Rat Cow… Here’s their instagram CLICK HERE The post Good Old Fashioned Misogyny at Baywash Bikini Carwash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexis Ren is Working It of the Day

Alexis Ren is naked for the internet – or for fashion – or for a great photographer who is at the top of his game – David Bellemere – for what is probably LUI magazine – because if you want to make it – you gotta get naked… Alexis Ren is some whore who you probably know as the girl with a hot body and shitty face who masterfully navigated the social media landscape by finding a male model content producing boyfriend who she could collaborate on and not just through her vagina – but through aspriational, young love, paradise dream content…that I know at least 3-6 girls who have actually followed their lead and found themselves a boyfriend they travel the world with, holding hands in the sands of Thailand or some shit… She has created a brand of porn without penetration that targets women who have miserable lives dreaming of a life partner they can go on permanent vacation with… It’s not that amazing, it’s just amazing that she’s not that hot, but I think that helps her cause because it makes her lie more believable and accessible… Nothing is real..but I think her tits are.. The post Alexis Ren is Working It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Couple on the BEach and Other Videos of the Day

Guy Watching 9/11 Video on Plane – Russian KFC Knockout Car Waiting for Owner in the Most Annoying Way Ever Dude Chokes Out a drunk Guy – Unprovoked Girls Taken Out Keepin’ Warm – By Cathing Yourself on Fire Scooter Fail of the Day Parent with baby Escalator Fail of the Day Dude Shot on Venezuelan Bus -WTF The post Couple on the BEach and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Micaela Schäfer Heart Nipples of the Day

Micaela Schäfer is some German haggard 30 something, probably 40 something, low level Glamour Model who figured out a very simple tactic that fame whores in America and I guess the UK have always been aware of – and that’s getting naked at public events where the paparazzi are – because if you do something outrageous and are important enough to be at said event – where the paparazzi are taking pics – you’re important enough to get pushed out to the media for your stunt and the media is bored, likes sensationalized attention seeking nude stunts and end up talking about the character – and if that character does it over and over again – she eventually ends up existing. So haggard Micaela Schäfer exists and she knows her tits are so critical to her job that she tattooed her nipples into hearts, as if her bolt ons are some kind of fashion accessory / business tool…because they are… Well – she posted some topless pics to god knows where, it doesn’t excite me and I doubt it excites you, I just find it weird that a person wants this invisible attention so bad…some shit went wrong… The post Micaela Schäfer Heart Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland’s Cleavage of the Day

Sarah Hyland got tits, or is working on angles that show off her tits, because she’s from a culture, at least in her career and her upbringing, which are one in the same thing – that put a whole lot of focus on tits, whether it is her TV mom Sofia Vergara who made a career as an immigrant off her tits, or her sister on the show Ariel Winter who also had big tits, huge tits, that need to be cut off at 17 tits…giving this Sarah Hyland a complex, some insecurities, because when they are at the top of their game on a hit show that they’ve been on since kids, they don’t realize it…and focus on silly things like how to get their tits more attention….. TO SEE PICS OF HER LEAVING STARBUCKS IN SHORTS BECAUSE YOU ARE HER BIG FAN…. CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland’s Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Osment Handstand of the Day

Emily Osment is in a bikini doing a handstand….because I guess she wants to show the world her ass upside down – because why else would she post a picture of her in a bikini doing a handstand – for her own personal collection? Right… I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career…. But people get bored when I keep saying the same thing…Jokes. No one actually reads this site… The post Emily Osment Handstand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook’s Lookin’ Like Grimace of the Day

I like her version vs the paparazzi version Kelly Brook is a fat chick, who is pretty much fatter than ever, but quite possibly as fat as she’s always been, I’ve only met one dude who either fucked her or knew people who fucked her and he was very vocal at how misleading her pictures are and how disgusting she actually is, or was, in her 20s, pretty much 20 years ago, when she was still in the UK fucking Rugby players… I just find it interesting that in a plus sized model era, she finally come out as the plus sized she’s been struggling with her entire career, not that she’s a real model, just a Glamour titty model, the lower hanging fruit with big tits willing to show off her big tits….kind of model…and I don’t even think she’s worked as a titty model for years…she’s just been riding that wave like any dude who has fucked her has ridden her waves cuz she’s jiggly as fuck…. I find it interesting a how she knows her fucking angles hard, how to pose, the paparazzi versions of her versus her picture of herself are about 75 lbs heavier….making me question whats real anymore…everything is a lie… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Brook’s Lookin’ Like Grimace of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josie Canseco’s Nipples of the Day

Josie Canseco is great and these are her nipples. She’s the classy baseball daughter – naked after her dad, who’s mom is probably some low level MITT Slut…that’s what I’ve decided to call baseball wives…and maybe she worked as a cocktail waitress at some sports bar, or stripped at a strip club, or even an escort agency he rolled through on while on roid’s in need of letting off steam from his shrunken balls… I don’t know where her parents met, I am just using deductive logic as to who baseball players accidentally knock up and commit to and marry….because athlete wives are always pretty trashy…but they have access to so much money….to do all the things they’ve ever dreamed…. Well here’s their daughter, her hot body, doing what anyone with a trust fund would do…model to feel sexy, pretty, noticed…. The post Josie Canseco’s Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pregnant Ariel Winter of the Day

Nothing sexier than Ariel Winter’s big belly hanging out in some loose fitting shoot – no wait I mean nothing sexy about Ariel Winter’s big belly anywhere…I mean sure she can put the braless because it was rebuilt tit out there hard nippled – so you can really visualize what her new tit looks like – a good activity for people who actually know who Ariel Winter is – because they watched her tits grow on network TV during her puberty… I don’t know if she’s pregnant – or if she’s just a confident chubby girl who doesn’t give a fuck because she’s made it, is used to being put out there, but it reminds me of the drunk, overly forward and out there fat girl at the bar in a crop top making you uncomfortable before you give in a finger her on the dancefloor – because she basically rapes your hand and you don’t know how to say no without making her feel bad… I guess I’m just not into fat chicks. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pregnant Ariel Winter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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