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Mischa Barton Bikini for Alton Sterling of the Day

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Social Justice Warrior Mischa Barton – who everyone forgot after the OC ended – leaving her with all the time and money in the world to do what made her happy – self medicating – to the point of rehab stints, a DEATH WATCH where we were convinced she was going to die – and then the fat years….all out of the public eye until Dancing with the Stars happened, and she got fit..maybe even sober…allowing her to pose in a bikini on a boat to express gun control, the future president and all things political about the state of America…because from a yacht…it’s pretty clear what changes need to be made for America to be less annoying for the rich… With all things political…and about guns, AMerica is mad at Mischa for this – to the point she deleted it but the internet remembers all things…..ironically not Mischa Barton…until she does things like this… I guess supporting ALton Sterling, calling the cops pigs in a bikini is cute…sexual…sexy but I just miss her cellulite ridden legs…what’s with this muscle tone…sad… The post Mischa Barton Bikini for Alton Sterling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlize Theron Making Out with her Phone of the Day

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Actors are theatrical to the point of being so fucking fake and obnoxious – and I guess a tormented soul from South Africa who was shipped out here in the 90s after her mother murdered her abuaiv me father- which I guess is normal South African Behavior at least if you ask the legless Olympian…. So a broke fatherless model imported to America where she was forced to make it or bust saw some hard times – did playboy in those hard times – looked amazing in those hard times and I guess impressed the guardian angel producer in those hard times because two decades later she’s an Oscar winner and her obnoxious casting couch antics can be saved for public FaceTime calls when the paparazzi is watching – we get it Charlize you’re a big personality with no dad…but millions of dollars. You won! You beat that statistic cuz your street hooker daddy issues are way more luxurious…. To see the rest of the pics click here The post Charlize Theron Making Out with her Phone of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marloes Horst Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Marloes Horst is a Victoria’s Secret model who by default is also a Titty model because models aren’t models unless they get topless these days and I guess that’s a good thing if you’re into tits like some kind of queer Titty fetishist…which I guess applies to all of us, women and men included thanks to breast feeding as a baby….getting hooked on or latched on before we knew how to do much…making it the responsiblity of women everywhere to show me their tits…my contact info is at the top of the site where it says contact… Here she is not naked for playboy by david bellemere because playboy doesn’t do nudity you perverts – not at all – it’s ad friendly this way… The post Marloes Horst Topless Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Loving 30 Year Old Lohan in a Bikini of the Day

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I am still celebrating Lindsay Lohan’s birthday. The big 3-0… She’s haggard -and amazing….but not overly fat and Her tits are awesome…so she’s doing just fine! I just pathetic enough to be Trying to figure out her pussy mound / pussy definition is awesome – even a mystery because that’s the first thing I look at in any bathing suit situation….and I am not too sure what I am looking at but I feel like it may be heaven – a shit stained, scabby, heaven…..my queen.. To see the rest click here The post Loving 30 Year Old Lohan in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Shitting Out Cheetos of the Day

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It would be expected that all Ariel Winter shits out is Cheetos – you gotta feed your feelings of being an exploited by your parents thrown into the entertainment industry to be on a hit show – a great opportunity for the whole family – but more importantly to feed your stupid even after being reduced huge young titties! Perverts everywhere rejoice! The post Ariel Winter Shitting Out Cheetos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Margot Robbie Slutty for Vanity Fair of the Day

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Big girl Margot Robbie is on the aggressive self promotion kick because the stars aligned in some kind of miracle and she’s now the most important person in Hollywood – starring in all the big movies and on the cover of magazines like she’s not some Australian brat pulling some kind of elaborate scam…. People love her and I guess she’s alright…they also get mad when I call her big but I guess they like believing lies… The post Margot Robbie Slutty for Vanity Fair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora in a Bikini for Snapchat of the Day

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My favorite thing about Rita Ora – besides her juicy Titas is that she’s fucked everyone including but not limited to Calvin Harris – who you may remember as the guy who was having unprotected sex with Taylor Swift in what I like to call “this is why all celebs and the hookers who hang out with celebs because I will never admit that Rita Ora, a Rihanna impersonator is a celeb. The only reason I know she exists is because I run a Titty blog” kind of thing…. And here are her titties and a little pussy in a bikini definition that you’d think would be so contaminated enough to burn holes in her bikini bottoms or at least be more meaty and battered but I guess that’s the nice thing about bikini fabric technology – that shit can give a fat pig a waistline and it can give beat up pussy the illusion of being tight as fuck… I guess what I’m saying is that Rita riga Ora does things like a girl should, by getting under a man for relevance that is barely relevance but she can say she got to Taylor Swifts ex dick first. Goals. Levels. Current mood. Fire. The post Rita Ora in a Bikini for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook Naked and Tanning of the Day

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Kelly Brook is fat – but like most fat girls if she lies on her stomach to hide her belly, that may even be a pregnant belly, I don’t know what she’s been sticking up inside her, since I Don’t give a fuck about Kelly Brook….but remember the miscarriage I am sure was an abortion that made her make the move to the USA to be Hollywood tits…that never made it…but had already made it in the UK as a titty model… I just know when you take a titty model out of her titty element and cover up her tits – it’s hard to really figure out what she is, who she is, or if she even exists…. But I guess when your tits are as big as Kelly Brooke, you have to manage them with care, as to not disgust everyone who thinks they may or may not look good…because they are tits. To See a Picture of her Snorting Butterfly at some event looking fat CLICK HERE The post Kelly Brook Naked and Tanning of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emilie Payet by Laurie Lou Tits of the Day

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Emilie Payet is an amazing topless model from France, who I’ve seen before, and who has a bush because of France to go with her big tits, making her a huge pile of erotic model, that looks all fertile, the kin of Fertile I would like to make babies inside, but instead I’d rather just cum on her bush, not that you can see her bush, you just have to believe it is there – imagine with me – it’s called france…. because no one needs more babies in this overpopulated doomed world…not that I can have babies…these sperms are dead…but what isn’t dead is my appreciation for things that look like this..and because I have a Bush fetish and always have.. Emilie Payet…is lovely…and the nice thing about lovely french girls is their ability to be a trooper and make you cum on the first encounter – they believe in romance and I believe in this. The post Emilie Payet by Laurie Lou Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sora Choi Tits for W Korea of the Day

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Sora Choi reminds me that I’ve never banged an Asian… More importantly, that I never post Asian content…And that is just stupid, Asia is a huge market, and if I was able to get relevant there, you know as the premiere Asian titty blog about irrelevant girls I don’t care about, maybe I’d make it in Asia… I could be the K-Pop blog of the fucking future…and I could get rich off it…but instead I’ll just look at CHOI’s tits for fashion and imagine being on the Billboards, infomercials and every low level ad in the country like a failed American actor, the Asians love our table scraps and I am table scraps…eat me…Sora Choi…eat me good…like I was the last egg roll at the americanized Chinese restaurant…cuz i know you like Egg Rolls…or is it rice…either way – nice fashion tits. The post Sora Choi Tits for W Korea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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