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Jessica ALba’s Cleavage for her IPO of the Day

I don’t know much about the financial markets, anytime I’ve ever tried to invest, even if it was 20 dollars, I’ve ended up losing 3000 dollars, so I just assume it’s some complicated structured, barely legal, grey area system that maintains rich people being rich with the illusion that other people can get rich if they invest. When a company goes public, it’s the big cash out, where the owners still retain ownership, but they give out 35% to a bunch of assholes who overvalue the shit, making the owners richer than they already are… Alba used her mom blog appeal, her celebrity, right time, right place by partnering up with some dot com people who previously got billions of dollars allowing them in the same room as Alba in the first place…to be the figurehead or brand logo…of a company where they figured they’d recreate their first success…and that is where HONEST a company of organic mom products that aren’t even organic or sustainable happened, allowing Alba to feel like she’s more than just tits in movies no one cared about, and that she can be tits that push product for a brand she owns too. Give her a title like President or CEO and boom, she’sll promote harder… That’s not to say ALba is an idiot, just a dumb mexican, not a great business person…it’s just to say that her tits are what get her noticed, they are why people care and whether she used them right, or to become a billionaire, she still used them and is still using them…because this is how you stay in the news, making your IPO when you go public far more lucrative cash grab… So here they are doing what is called a PUMP and DUMP…but not in a good street hooker, fuck her and kill her and dispose her way…but in inflating brand equity to cash out hard…and I approve of slut behavior at all levels of the corporate ladder. The post Jessica ALba’s Cleavage for her IPO of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica ALba’s Cleavage for her IPO of the Day

I don’t know much about the financial markets, anytime I’ve ever tried to invest, even if it was 20 dollars, I’ve ended up losing 3000 dollars, so I just assume it’s some complicated structured, barely legal, grey area system that maintains rich people being rich with the illusion that other people can get rich if they invest. When a company goes public, it’s the big cash out, where the owners still retain ownership, but they give out 35% to a bunch of assholes who overvalue the shit, making the owners richer than they already are… Alba used her mom blog appeal, her celebrity, right time, right place by partnering up with some dot com people who previously got billions of dollars allowing them in the same room as Alba in the first place…to be the figurehead or brand logo…of a company where they figured they’d recreate their first success…and that is where HONEST a company of organic mom products that aren’t even organic or sustainable happened, allowing Alba to feel like she’s more than just tits in movies no one cared about, and that she can be tits that push product for a brand she owns too. Give her a title like President or CEO and boom, she’sll promote harder… That’s not to say ALba is an idiot, just a dumb mexican, not a great business person…it’s just to say that her tits are what get her noticed, they are why people care and whether she used them right, or to become a billionaire, she still used them and is still using them…because this is how you stay in the news, making your IPO when you go public far more lucrative cash grab… So here they are doing what is called a PUMP and DUMP…but not in a good street hooker, fuck her and kill her and dispose her way…but in inflating brand equity to cash out hard…and I approve of slut behavior at all levels of the corporate ladder. The post Jessica ALba’s Cleavage for her IPO of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chyna Memorial of the Day

Chyna is dead. I lack empathy. I thought to myself “what’s the best way to leave a Chyna tribute”, you know now that she’s dead at 45 and 100s if not 1000s of people actually care, most of those people being weird white trash wrestling bros who forgot she existed…because even they stopped watching wrestling in their trailer park homes when UFC happened… I realized I have no tact, no empathy, no class, no consideration…people die…who cares…so part of Chyna, the only part I know, other than her steroid dick clit, is her sex tape… If the decision behind doing the sex tape, is probably the reason she had a dick click, and probably the reason she died….is part of her story, her legacy, who she is…who am I to take that away from her and not celebrate her….and really there’s not much difference between a wrestling chick, a stripper and a porn chick… I think it’s only fitting…thoughtless, rude, tacky, maybe….I mean if I was her family, this wouldn’t be on the screen at the funeral, but I’m not the one who filmed this shit…or sold this shit, I am not the one who thought it was a good idea, hell I didn’t even want to watch it when it happened… And like my friend who used to jerk off to pics of his grandma in a bikini after she died always said…it’s not wrong to jerk off to them if they’re dead….but I would not take his moral code as Gospel on anything, he also jerked off to his dead grandma…when she was still alive…not that would anyone would jerk off to this.. I guess what i am saying is – don’t judge a woman’s life by a shitty, if not terrifying sex tape. RIP motherfucker. GET HER SEX TAPE IT IS NEVER TOO LATE CLICK HERE Here is her last video before death.. The post Chyna Memorial of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Man in Thailand Eats Out Girl During Songkran Fest and Other Videos of the Day

16 Day Old Baboon Rejected by Mother is So Cute Fuck Her Right in the Pussy Dude Cuts Down Tree – Finds Something Terrible Clerk in San Jose California – Shot by These People – Idiot Bikers Mean Ladder Prank Mall Roof Collapse During Rain Cooking Gas Cylinder Blast in India Weird Dust Devil in China…. The post Man in Thailand Eats Out Girl During Songkran Fest and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo Tits of the Day

Jojo is using some snapchat filters for her fans, I hate snapchat filters…they are for idiots who don’t know how to produce content that is interesting or compelling…but when you constantly want to get as much attention as possible…you need to keep things compelling with tits…I mean who gives a fuck about Jojo the jailbait from decades ago trying to keep it together. I wonder how many sites or basic dudes are going to write “who’s looking at the snapchat filter”….because she’s showing off her tits…with a face like that it taps into the alien fetishists in the most annoying way and tits are meant to be stared at and any silly face they make, or make their trendy phone apps make, doesn’t matter, because it’s about the tits…the tits…tits… The post Jojo Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Nipple of the Day

Someone asked me what my obsession with Bella Thorne is…. I don’t have a Bella Thorne obsession. I don’t even know who Bella Thorne is….I just like that blogs went nuts when she turned 18, despite never really doing anything that any grown man should be aware of, ever… I like that as a girl who is trying to make it as an actor, she relies on being as much of a cocktease as she can without it being too obvious, or maybe it’s satire and it’s overly obvious, so that she can approach her whoring, that is still whoring as humor.. I don’t really care about her tranny looking face, or her hard fitness in the gym everyday body, I think she looks 40…pretending to be 18…which brings up what I actually like about her..is that she could be 40 pretending to be 18 and she’s winning at it…all it takes is some low level exploitation of her tits…and ass…and it works… Possible nipple? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne’s Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Phoebe Price and Ana Braga Do DrunkStepfather Snapchat of the Day

Phoebe Price and Ana Braga may not mean that much to you, or really to anyone, but they are both delicate angels sent from heaven to me…they are my queens. They are my goddesses. They are perfect. They are everything right in the world. I love them. I defend their honor on the regular, because they both hold a magical place in my heart and that place is that they were doing this “get in the tabloid hustle” long before social media. They were getting bikini pics or wild and crazy outfit pics shot by the paparazzi for the last 15 years…and they keep on going, navigating the world… Some could argue that their approach is obsolete because of this DIY self promotion on social media…but I think there is pure, amazing, skill involved in being compelling enough for the paparazzi to post you…anyone can take a selfie.. In being fun, not taking things to seriously, jokers and babes…who may not be at their first rodeo but with experience are amazing….they agreed to take over my snapchat and I felt like I’ve won..because I have won… So I posted the story so it lives forever, as snapchat kills content…and this is my snapchat follow it because there’s more to come…including you…unfortunately… The post Phoebe Price and Ana Braga Do DrunkStepfather Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler’s Newest Nude of the Day

Chelsea Handler proves that getting naked gets people to notice you. She’s like a toddler who has been told not to spread their feces all over the living room wall…spreading their feces all over the living room wall..because kids are coddled little assholes who have a me-mentality due to helicopter, high anxiety parents, who neglect them because they are too busy taking a fucking selfie… Only she’s 100 years old, out of a show, or trying to promote her new show…just tapping into her early career where getting naked got her gigs, or paid her rent…you gotta do what you got to do…Maybe she is putting herself out there for the sake of content, you know sacrifice her dignity, knowing her body isn’t that offensive, but still sacrificing her dignity, putting it all out there to show us how raw and honest and old she is, or how fake her tits are… I’m not into old chicks, you shouldn’t be either…but more importantly, I am not into abrasive cunts who are condescending for the sake of comedy, and who the people buy into, when they should shun her for the bully she is, especially when she’s not even hot…but rather angry she never made it as a real hollywood star, just someone whining or being rude to stars, because that’s all she can be…a critic..a naked critic… The post Chelsea Handler’s Newest Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Nude for GQ Italia May 2016 of the Day

This is the Elsa Hosk’s fourth post today…and not because I am Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan, who follows her every fucking move…even though you would assume I would be that guy considering I run a fucking blog on these girls like I think these girls are important and worth talking about. I do this because I am bad at business and bad at creativity navigating the media space…and social media space..because I don’t like leaving my couch….so hosting content, or coming up with something revolutionary is a waste of time, when I can just post model tits and make my drinking money… This is just Victoria’s Secret saying Candice Swanepoel is pregnant, but don’t get mad at them for that, don’t give up on them for her taking loads 5 years too early, because she’s been at this shit forever and it’s time to spend that racist South African money…but they’ve got a replacement, same age, different ethnicity, similar face…amazingly easy to get into…in this lazy world that doesn’t like change…keep things the same for us… So here is their investment, showing tits, because they can’t have her show her tits for them, they’ll be considered porn, the Christians will got nuts, the mall stores will have to be shut down, because no one likes pornographers, so do it in men’s magazines…GQ ITALIA…all part of the media run by marketing budget scam…the media controlled by advertiser….because people are idiots and believe what they see….and consumers need protection against brands and advertsiers – they are evil corporations….but media need money so do what the evil corporations say…and that’s not so bad when it means the corporate sponsored models get naked… The post Elsa Hosk Nude for GQ Italia May 2016 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Vita Sidorkina Naked Enough for LUI Magazine of the DAy

Vita Sidorkina is not Elsa Hosk…but she is a Victoria’s Secret model, probably a one timer, like so many of these other whores they use for a minute to test the waters and to see if they have what it takes to be a top tier mall brand promoting whore, usually from another country… She’s working the media, she’s a 22 year old Russian goodess with some fake tits, who moved to NYC at 17 because of a “sponsor”…and she’s on the rise…getting herself out there…and it’s all way better than being a cam girl…or hooker…doing the sugar baby thing with a resume that supports or rationalizes this behavior.. Here she is in LUI magazine, pics that have been out for a while, but are new to me, because all this shit is boring.. There’s no difference between this shoot and every single played out instagram shoot, sure the girl has more credibility…because she has a job or brand co-sign, but all these idiots have fake agencies, it’s just all been done and bores me…but still naked enough…and naked is good… The post Vita Sidorkina Naked Enough for LUI Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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