This is just like when you see those Bald Headed kids who ACTUALLY get chemotherapy going to Disneyworld before the premature death…you know because Selena Gomez has a terminal disease called Lupus, and last year decided to exploit her Chemo because she knew it sounded dramatic to boost sales and garner sympathy, a TAYLOR SWIFT marketing tactic…garbage.. Only in Selena Gomez’s case it involves partying at her cousins party, and throwing up in an elevator, you know side effects of Chemo are rough… The post Chemotherapy Selena Gomez Demonstrates the Side Effects of Chemotherapy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The shameless famewhore, money grubber, overrated brat doesn’t fall far from the tree… This nipple is what probably didn’t feed Gigi and her whore sister, but it did create her to guarantee lifetime financial security for her model mom, and it did set up her PR machine that created her and made her a top model, but that doesn’t mean she’s not garbage, just another bootleg Kris Kardashian…because she is, it’s the Vapid LA dreams.. The post Gigi Hadid’s Mom’s Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne’s got a tight fucking body…and she’s got this shameless self promotion that is subtle, even comedic, in a fun and innocent way, an art I assume she crafted in her 40 years of trying to become famous, before realizing “just pretent to be 17 (now 18)”…unless she’s just a product of stage parents, who moved to LA to exploit their kids, and she is, up on some Taylor Swift kick, but without the shitty songs, but instead an acting career she subsidizes, since actors make shit money, by social media whoring….in all the right ways.. Her caption was: I usually don’t do upper body..but I was down to do a little back I’m bringing sexy back. Get it..? I’m working out my back..? Brilliant…relevant..current…now…ass…that ass…straddling..good job Disney, or whoever created her…it’s been a solid campaign… The post Bella Thorne Went to the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lena Dunham decided to get political and show her support for Hillary Clinton to celebrate her exploded ovaries that we hope left her barren, because we’d hate her to reproduce because she’s a fucking a monster… I guess she is into big business, or more importantly for the feminism that comes with a woman in office for the first time, because her husband isn’t legally allowed to run again, and is her right hand business partner, who gets to move back to the white house, where he can run the show from behind the scenes… But don’t tell the feminists that’s what is going to happen… This is the worst kind of cheerleading, let’s hope all her fans don’t follow anything she says… The post Lena Dunham Dances for Hillary Clinton of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a great photoshoot of Naomi Watts, who is not only 47 years old, but also Australian and even when they are celebrities, those two things combined make for a weathered grape looking faced women – and no matter what amount of botox jacked into them – can’t save that, it instead just makes for a clown face…. Meaning, these are either taken in 1996….when she still looked like this, or she’s just been photoshopped to shit, and this is in fact not her, but rather an a artist rendition of her. I can’t believe she actually signed off, not because she doesn’t look good but because it’s shameless, or bold to think she can get away with it…or maybe she’s just as delusional and into herself as all these instagram people, and really all people on social media in general, who when you meet them look nothing like they pretend to be… A picture may say 1000 words, but most of those words are lies. Thanks internet. The post Naomi Watts for The Edit Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lea Michele is still mourning the loss of her drug addicted fake boyfriend used as a marketing tactic to promote their shitty show…GLEE…while he was out in Canada doing hard drugs and she was probably in LA jerking off her dick… She’s come out of her dark depression hole into the sun….to remind us that there is a life after death for the people who loss…or some shit…that you’d think any normal young person who lost the love of their life to drugs would still hurt when she thinks about him…but you gotta move one…something she did 5 minutes after he died because it got her out of that contract so she could go back to fucking guys she wanted to…n None of these people have souls…but they have shameless selfies.. The post Lea Michele in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Mar 17, 2016 at 10:04pm PDT This is just creepy as fuck. You know, a girl reverting back to her youth, for an App that probably pays her, in what you may think is funny or cute or clever, but that I know comes from a crazy place, where when she’s in her house, probably involves her reliving the glory days, making her friends read the other lines, as she does her Parent Trap breakout performance that was so promising for her future, but that she fucked up by self distructing… I’m still a fan, because I like crazy, unstable, spoiled girls…and there’s something poetic and terrifying about this…”it was all so simple back then”….depressive… Happy #St.Patrick'sDayReds ????????May your blessings out number the shamrocks that grow. And may trouble avoid you wherever you go???????? A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Mar 17, 2016 at 10:08am PDT The post Lindsay Lohan Dubsmashes Herself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mel B, probably best known as scary spice, probably best remembered as the Spice Girl in the green tank top in their first video with great tits and hard nipples, has done so much in the last 20 years, from paternity tests with Eddie Murphey to bikinis, so many bikinis, showing off that Black Don’t Crack…..but it does smoke crack, and apparently, also show off the tits I expected to be less Momma Africa and more fake…because I forget that 20 years and multiple babies have happened to this woman…a woman we’d all still K-Fed, provided she’s not done with menopause….but unlike most girls in menopause..her boxy body is a big fat ass…and I like burying my face in it, not because I love 45 year old women, but I’m starting to think they are less annoying that 26 year old women – since they have their babies shat out and are busy with raising those parasites – so that you only hear from them once every two weeks when they are with the day, but in Mel B’s case, never, since her baby daddy’s don’t claim responsibility… Not that Mel B would fuck you, but I’m using her to represent all over 40 washed up mom’s in bikinis at the resort you don’t want to really fuck, but should want to fuck, because less bullshit..or work…they know they peaked long ago and put in the effort to make up for where they’ve failed themselves.. The post Mel B – Scary Spice – Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
McKayla Maroney is a subtle cocktease, she’s played social media post Olympic gold so solid, by playing up being young, despite being 18, old for a gymnast since she knew that her fans jerk off to her because anyone into an Olympic gymnast is a fucking creep…. So despite being a social media whore, with dreams of fame beyond athleticism, because who once you win gold, in a sport like gymnastics, you pretty much have no where to fucking go, but teaching gymnastics to 7 year olds, not too exciting of a life….so go for the fame from being jerk off material on the internet like every other girls… but she will always be an Olympic Gold Medal winner to validate her life and to justify or at least make her half nakedness…almost make sense…why do something more substantial in life if you don’t have to…after all those years of hardwork, you gotta be burnt out so chill by the pool…. You can see HERE … The post McKayla Maroney in Her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is the future…EVEN if I am convinced she’s a 40 year old ex-stripper who focuses on her fitness and is smart enough to know how to use her sexuality to manipulate people into following her…because young girls are usually bad at being subtle slutty, or casual slutty, or oblivious slutty, where thy act so innocent in their slutty, that it hardly seems like she’s spread legged in a bikini on snapchat… It’s brilliant, simple, and brilliant…and I am a fan of everything she’s putting out. The post Bella Thorne Spread Legged in a Bikini for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
