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Samantha Hoopes Softcore Porn Shoot of the Day

Samantha Hoopes is the kind of model who looks 40, is probably 40, pretends she’s not 40, and acts really nice to everyone on set so they don’t look up her birthdate to find out she’s 40…or maybe it’s just Botox and Fillers that happened due to insecurity… She’s also a Sports Illustrated model, because she obviously slept with the right person, to live out that childhood dream of being part of that “prestigious” magazine…because the chances of her finally getting work…or at least a rich athlete husband or even just a sugar daddy is much higher than working the strip club..or escort circuit she looks like she should be working…and that according to 2-3 rich guys I know…she is working…for 20,000 a night…Rumors…that sound too true to be good.. The fact is that not all the SI models go onto big things, especially not in this social media world, that requires work for girls who don’t like work, so they do things liks this bottom feeding – hoping for press – that will turn into jobs – but with that hard face – I can’t imagine that working out too well for her – but I’m usually wrong…until I am right… The post Samantha Hoopes Softcore Porn Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ava Sambora for Snapchat of the Day

When your dad is in Bon Jovi, but isn’t Bon Jovi and your mom is Heather Locklear, a rock and roll groupie who was clever enough to be a model and the kind of actress who gets cast for being hot…and not because she can act…you learn all the tricks to make your social media matter…which is all the kids really care about these days, and I guess all the brands that are hiring them care about also.. It’s like she’s got the trust fund dollars and the connections to get quality photoshoots, to work with quality brands, and to get those followers to a place that makes her forget that she needs or wants to self medicate…you know filling the void… If social media existed many years ago, and people realized that popularity can be bought…easily…I bet there would be a lot less rich kid suicides…because Social Media accounts save…once they hit that critical mass…. So she’s young, barely 18, already on the hustle…trying to be the next Gigi Hadid…because no one really understands what actually matters in life…cuz it is definitely none of this… The post Ava Sambora for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Chemo Hard Nipple Tits for for Instyle UK of the Day

Everyone obsessed with Adele because of their Dairy Addiction, you know love for Cows, that they’ve forgotten about aspiring Adele, Selena Gomez, who just doesn’t have the star power, or intelligence to write a broken heart album, only to write a redemption album, even though she hangs out with Taylor Swift and should understand these things..I guess she’s more of an actress, she’s an actress right? I mean I don’t even remember anything she’s done other than get fake titties and blame it on Chemo, to basically tell every dying kid with cancer and no hair, that she’s going to milk the pain like it was Adele, and have a total disregard for all they are going through to increase record sales….I mean that and having sex with Bieber… Either way, lots of hard nipples in this shoot, I used to jerk off to hard nipples, it was the late 80s….but yet for some reason, she’s still the fucking worst… The post Selena Gomez Chemo Hard Nipple Tits for for Instyle UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver’s BTS Slutty Cop Pics of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the test tube baby…made by a homosexual scientist dad…and a lesbian mom….creating what I assume Victoria’s Secret financed…because think of the money they’ll save if they can grow their own models in a lab….because that’s how evil empires who like owning a roster of hot pussy to wear their lingerie that some pervert only launched in the 80s because it meant seeing girls have naked…do…. It’s like this company has ravaged the resources of China…using slaves to make overpriced product that they don’t even design…so why not finance this…I mean it worked out well for this Fembot, she’s like the biggest deal right now, and we don’t even know if she’s human…becuase all we require as a people is half naked…to make it good enough to ignore all the other ethical and moral flaws that come with someone like Josephine Skriver…. If you don’t like that – here’s Romee Strijd’s in a Towel for Testino…she’s a Victoria’s Secret model too…but from what I know…she wasn’t made in a lab… The post Josephine Skriver’s BTS Slutty Cop Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Danica Patrick Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I always assume that Danica Patrick is Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years, but I think that may be another Danica…or maybe her name isn’t even Danica, the fuck if I know…this Danica Patrick…is the NASCAR driver, a sport I don’t watch, but that I assume you watch, because I attract that level of quality, sophisticated, trailer park dwelling, looking for tit reader…you know the white, racist, lowest common forum of human, who like fake tits, and fast cars…I call it Florida… I don’t know if she’s ever won anything but the right to tbe the only or the first woman driver in a men’s world…which is surprising because what I know about NASCAR is that girls can’t drive for shit, and it’s full of accidents… Well, she’s in a bikini with her fake titty friends…and I guess that’s news…. The post Danica Patrick Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Magdalena Frackowiak for Vogue Spain of the Day

Magdalena Frackowiak is some Polish model who makes millions of dollars a year, but who we can all agree is better suited to be still in the one bedroom cold water apartment in some war torn part of Washaw…with neighbors dying of small pox, like the indians on Thanksgiving, because…when you take a poor, communist torn, girl and tell her she’s hot enough to make millions a year for big brands, it leads to a pretty shitty fucking attitude and entitlement that I prefer….when it’s more humble, hungry, thirsty and in need of a warm shower. Here she is in Vouge, bougie bitch.. The post Magdalena Frackowiak for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Stewart for Chanel of the Day

Style icon….Kristen Stewart…who you’d probably think of as more of a molested teen in an oversized shirt and jeans…sulking in the corner…because being molested makes a bitch sad…especially when the molesting is from her own father…leaving her with no one to trust… Is the new face of Chanel… Because I guess as an actor, she can turn that frown upside down…well almost upside down…or upside down enough to be the apathetic, straight faced, dull actress that she is…. So I guess Chanel saw her as an Oprah style makeover from the 90s, knowing she’s a big name, and figuring “let’s use that one, she’s like a blank canvas”..all thanks to being that almost androgynist she is… Who cares, here’s the preview she got paid millions for…and I got paid 0 for…fuck you Chanel and Kirsten Stewart for winning… The post Kristen Stewart for Chanel of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I give Thanks For Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I give thanks for THANKSGIVING!!! I give thanks for internet!!! Because it is the worst thing ever….people can’t handle its power…and it will ruin humanity… I give thanks to the internet….and girls… Definitely thankful for Girls… Here are some morning links for thanksgivng in the USA, because it is not thanksgiving here…. ‘ Some WWE Chick For You To Jerk Off To… CLICK HERE Courtney Stodden VS Wool CLICK HERE Brenda Song Cleavage CLICK HERE Animals Who Are Thankful for Nothing CLICK HERE Holly Holm on Late Night CLICK HERE The Biggest Thanksgiving Myths & Legends, Debunked CLICK HERE Natasha Oakley Fat Ass in a Bikini CLICK HERE Some Chicks with Sports Team Merch…. CLICK HERE The Bustiest Turkeys You Won’t Be Able to Resist CLICK HERE Billionaire Buys Dinner for 400 US Soldiers CLICK HERE The post I give Thanks For Morning Hangover Dump of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Oxford University Nude Calendar of the Day

I have mixed feelings about female rugby players…. Usually, like the girls in these pictures, they are at the college level, because I guess it’s one of those thing pregnant women and mom’s aren’t too into….which is a good thing…we like college girls… Usually, rugby girls like to drink, because rugby is one of those sports, with this weird brotherhood, that I am sure applies to girl rugby players, that involves heavy drinking…but unfortunately it isn’t skinny girl vodka sodas, but rather beer, that bulks them the fuck up, to allow them to play rugby better… But with beer drinking thick girls…in some kind of brotherhood, comes fucking, so if you meet a rugby girl at your local irish pub, you’ll think “she’s disgusting, how will I get my mini cock in that, what the fuck are those legs and ass, I don’t want to see her naked, but I know she can take a beating, and even beat me, and I know she is down to fuck, because she keeps humping my leg, thanks to being drunk and bigger girl”… So Rugby girls aren’t porn to me, they terrify me, and seeing them naked reaffirms that…but that doesn’t mean they’re not lovely..in this is a promotional nude calendar put out by Oxford University, to draw attention to a match they have against Cambridge on December 10, because smart thick girls like beating the fuck out of each other too..which is the least erotic thing ever… The post Oxford University Nude Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Photoshoot of the Day

Selena Gomez is the Worst…and this is a cheesy fucking shoot she’s in because she’s cheesy as fuck…you know when not milking her chemotherapy to sell records…or hanging out with Taylor Swift to try to be as relevant because clearly she knows she’s a talentless hack who needs to suck up to people who actually sell records…in hopes it spills over like it was Bieber’s sperm spilling out of her vagina… Here’s her nipple at the airport…which is exciting…I guess… The post Selena Gomez Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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