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Emma Watson Nipple for Porter Magazine of the Day

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I couldn’t leave Amy Schumer topless with her fat roles at the top of the site, it goes against everything I believe in, like that girls who get naked in magazines should uphold a certain standard, otherwise wear clothing…because your publicity stunt may work, but it’s desperate and disgusting…you’re just lucky the women in the world are fat and embrace confidence because they all hate themselves and don’t realize you hate yourself also..you just position it differently… So, why not a wet Emma Watson for Porter magazine, with what looks enough like a nipple for me, even if it is just a polka dot….Harry Potter fans can commit to the nipple, since they’ve been jerking off to her wet since they first saw her, not because they are sex offenders, but because they are nerds and always imagined an 18 year old version of her – so it’s ok… Here are the pics. The post Emma Watson Nipple for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sandra Kubicka in Lingerie of the Day

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Sandra Kubicka is an instagram model who I’ve never heard about… I guess I’m not up to speed on Instagram…or maybe…just maybe…all these whores are interchangeable attention seeking, running after the same job, the same rich guy who loves instagram models, and the whole thing is a repetitive as their instagram feed… It’s like she was featured in GQ online once, and now bitch thinks she fucking matters… This is all so fucking cheesy, but I guess when girls want to get half naked and make a career out of getting half naked – without lowering themselves to stripper level…but totally using sugar daddy sites because they pay the rent… I’m tired of it, but I’m even more tired of ecommerce photos for shitty lingerie brands I’ve never heard of…that have these girls in studio and instead of doing something of substance…they do this…garbage… The post Sandra Kubicka in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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stepGIRLS Vs Creepstreet for Cyber Monday of the Day

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We have a friend named Creepstreet who outfits our friendly and lovely…beautiful and kind…fun and exciting step_girls ….who support and participate in our good times…being as sexy as can be… Like @katesochka and @_rinaaa Creepstreet is having a cybersex monday sale, where you use code CYB3RS3X for 50% off…. Creepstreet This isn’t an ad, it’s a shout out to a man with some of the best panties in town…with girls who support our mission…even though we don’t really know what that mission is…but we like them being part of it…because let’s face it who needs a plan…especially on CYBERSEX monday…even though all I need is cybersex…everyday All these shoots may feel like they are the same, all thanks to instagram and their filters making all creativity repetitive…and all girls getting naked for instagram…but for some reason, it’s still a little when you’re passively participating in the content…which is what I do…so take in this gold.. The post stepGIRLS Vs Creepstreet for Cyber Monday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Donaldson Porny for 032c Magazine of the Day

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I guess everything is porn now…so it’s hard to say that this fashion shoot is porn, when everything is fucking porn. I’ve seen 90 percent of the girls I know in real life naked…..in nude selfies…and all I have to do is ask…nothing is sacred, we’re all desensitized…jerking off to our imagination just doesn’t happen…and soon religious sermons will be done nude…just to get mindless, primate humans to listen to the shit they are selling… This is Lily Donaldson, porning out, because I guess that’s what models do, because they can pretend it is art and not porn…and I call this shoot “Little Too Late”…the other working title I have is “From Model to Instagram”….where established models don’t know how to compete with the instagram models who get all the work despite not looking like models…all because they are clever social media marketers giving the brands the idea that they are what the people want….Tila Tequila did the same thing with Myspace friends… There was a time, pre 2012, when Lily Donaldson wasn’t a desperate 30 year old doing this kind of amazing…but rather working for Victoria’s Secret as one of their models Leonardo DiCaprio took the virginity of….and now I guess she’s figuring out different ways to make her big tits interesting and I like big tits…in fact…I am always willing to stop what I am doing, anywhere I am, to suck tits…even if I am crossing a busy street…I will risk my life for big tits…so to me, this more DIY work…is better than evil corporate work…but that’s just the anti-establishment in me speaking in this over commercialized world…that sometimes cunts need to be fired from to become cool, down to earth and tolerable… Here are the pics for the fashion mag…that are pretty fucking awesome…even though she’s 30, which is disgusting and old and has probably banged out some pretty disgusting, rich…famous…men…making her disgusting…I still want to taste her soul / pussy & asshole… The post Lily Donaldson Porny for 032c Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lopez for J.Lo Brand of the Day

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I guess everything she does is for J.Lo brand…it’s her retirement fund.. I think J.Lo brand still existing as a clothing line is pretty funny, considering it’s been around for a long time and I just assumed the ghetto people who purchased her sleazy, sweatshop made, rags of shit, would be over both J.Lo and her garbage… But there are cheesy, trashy, disgusting people on a budget…lacking education, possibly from Puerto Rico and into the J.Lo lifestyle and all she’s accomplished, who feel that she’s a trophy on their sleeve when they wear her clothes, or maybe it’s just on sale at Marshalls… Either way, who cares about J.Lo and her money making schemes that are obvious and horrible, when you can try to understand her 50 year old botox face, photoshopped into a sketch or artist rendering of her, that we’d prefer seeing as a “suspect” in a mass shooting, so that she could be locked up where she belongs..instead of spewing this crap… Either way, funny… The post Jennifer Lopez for J.Lo Brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid for Numero of the Day

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Gigi Hadid has no nipples for Numero…but she does have the evidence that she was on the cover of Numero when people in the future forget who she is after they move from Instagram…onto something new…as they do… The fact that she exists doesn’t bother me, but the weird deal with the Kendall Jenner where she’s been cast as the pretty friend in their sitcom that is their bullshit life…is just creepy….and the fact that everyone in the world seems to buy into this…at least the media does…is even weirder…when we could all collectively say “who gives a fuck about this bitch”…but instead…we put her on the cover like she matters… She’s a rich kid scenester groupie from LA…vain and disgusting at her core…who wants to be a model with her dad’s billions instead of doing good…and perpetuating her bullshit life is what’s wrong with America.. Now if she was getting fucked in these pics, I’d get it..but she’s not…so fuck off.. The post Gigi Hadid for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Festive Walmart Shopping and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Exposes Cheating Wife…Romance Isn’t Dead Man Threatening Staff at Burger King Taken Out Driver Uses Passenger to Hide Plates when he missed Turn..weird… Filipino TV Star “Pastilla Girl” Mother Getting Shot Close Range…weird Indonesian Lambo Crash – Aftermath Dude is Texting Man in Turkey Catches Himself on Fire Driver VS Construction Front Loader That Took Its Backend Off Dude Takes a Metal Pipe to a Fist Fight – Loses Overcrowded Train in Dubai – Ends in Death – at least he was Smiling Brazilian Bar Fight Ends Well.. What is this…Brawl…. Hospital Bed Fight The post Festive Walmart Shopping and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Gradoville in Bathing Suits of the DAy

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Here is a campaign for a company called “Solid & Striped”….that is unlike every other bikini photoshoot…no wait..that is exactly like every other bikini photoshoot…because really how much variety can you really to do some overpaid hooker, who pretends she’s not a hooker, in a bikini…. The model is – Samantha Gradoville…. She’s one of the last standing American Models….because I guess the brands like to bring in foreign girls because Americans are so entitled, unappreciative, even if they pretend to be appreciative on Thanksgiving social media posts for show and I guess statistically fat thanks to all the processed fast foods and walmart cookie aisles….. I guess, some girls with good genetics, who believe in healthy eating or no eating at all, and/or fitness can sometimes be a US Passport holder. It is just rare. But in a country of 360 million people, there’s bound to be at least 1,000 people hot enough to cast for your bikini shoot…even if doing this serious, intense, girl in a bikini thing is just lame as fuck…and should have more comedy in it…to make it matter.. I guess, Solid & Striped don’t pay me to run their campaigns, so I can’t expect anything I’d really want to see out of it…but the good news is models in bikinis allow us to ignore the things that matter, like how shitty this photoshoot is… Like all instagram models before her, She’s Done Nude and Topless Shoots To Get to this Pivotal Point in her Career of Bikini Modeling for Obscure Brands that Actually Pay for Once …and you’ll like her better topless…. The post Samantha Gradoville in Bathing Suits of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dumb Family Saving Their Christmas Tree of the Day

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I am not too sure if I’m allowed to say Christmas, or if that is banned by the same white diversity warriors, preaching the equality of all man by segregating them by their given diversity and fighting fights for them, being so politically correct it is racist, all while trying to make sure there is no cultural appropriation, like wearing a native headdress, or a hindi nose ring, eating Mexican food, but wearing dreads is ok…and feeding all nations McDonalds is okay…because white diversity warriors…are idiots…inconsistent over educated with no real fight to fight because they’ve been coddled their whole life… Well, here’s a white family, with their “HOLIDAY” tree…that gets blown over in the wind, and useless wife and daughter can’t deal, so, the day, jumps out of the car, like a modern day hero..superman if you will…with no real capacity to put the car in park, because he can’t ruin the “HOLIDAY” tree, he just spend 200 dollars on it…from some Jewish guy who loves Christmas..because he can sell trees for 200 dollars.. Either way, dumb family. Fat Wife. The post Dumb Family Saving Their Christmas Tree of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joanna Krupa’s Got it All Figured Out of the Day

Posted on November 27, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joanna Krupa was a “Glamour” model who really milked the fact that she was from Poland, because it made fore a good story when being interviewed for the shitty Glamour model type magazines… She did a series of very low level jobs, she even went back to Poland to try to have a career there, but then a miracle happened…called Dancing with the Stars…where all her dreams came true…at the eleventh hour…because she was pushing 40…and that opened doors to other reality shows people actually cared about…barely actual people who count, just the masses, who are clearly half retards, but still people….opening the doors for her to show up to restaurants in see through shirts…now that it’s all over…to get the paparazzi to take pics of her.. She’s a “shoulda been a stripper” kind of girl….but showing her nipples is ok….even if the tits they are on…are aftermarket and thus less valuable….they are still tits.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Joanna Krupa’s Got it All Figured Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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