Ruby Rose decided to be a girl in GQ, because she’s a girl, despite playing a dyke and or “trans man”….inspiring straight-ish girls to cut their hair like her..so that the entire world can look like Bieber…all thanks to a TV show…because people are wear as fuck and do what TV tells them to do…even though we’re more media savvy and know better… So here she is being a leader of the gender bending world…because it was a nice hook for her to use as a marketing platform – that converted for her….convert gender to convert into sales, make that money…and I guess once you’re there…..you can get in your panties and pretend it’s all part of your plight…when really it’s just being basic… The post Ruby Rose for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kelly Brook’s a titty model, glamour model, aspiring actress, from the UK, who is actually in her early 40s and not a titty model, or Glamour model at all anymore, but rather more of a chubby chick, with big tits, and an old, tired face, who sometimes starves herself when she has a job lined up, but for the most part, just matches her tits… She was actually pregnant 4-5 years ago, but had a well planned miscarriage, because I guess her ego told her to leave the UK and hit LA to be famous…and by famous I mean in staged photoshoots, or at red carpet events, because she is known, that include but aren’t limited to armpit fat cleavage and panty flashes… I’m not a Kelly Brooke fan, and I’m not a Kelly Brook hater, she’s sort of just there…and here she is..just there….look at those arms…Jesus… The post Kelly Brook is Back to Fat Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Old lady model Candice Swanepoel loves posting pics of her bare ass… Even though she spent the decade long career being non-nude and boring as fuck… ALl of a sudden she’s done a nude shoot or two and I guess she’s loved the attention or feedback…possibly even getting a wet pussy, soaking through panties over it…as girls do…when guys jerk off to them….making her come out of her shell… Luckily, it’s not in a too little too late situation…it’s in a just fine, keep showing the ass but next time spread it apart for me cuz I like asshole situation..which is a common thread in my life… The post Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Old lady model Candice Swanepoel loves posting pics of her bare ass… Even though she spent the decade long career being non-nude and boring as fuck… ALl of a sudden she’s done a nude shoot or two and I guess she’s loved the attention or feedback…possibly even getting a wet pussy, soaking through panties over it…as girls do…when guys jerk off to them….making her come out of her shell… Luckily, it’s not in a too little too late situation…it’s in a just fine, keep showing the ass but next time spread it apart for me cuz I like asshole situation..which is a common thread in my life… The post Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have seen so many MEMES on the internet this week about “J.Lo at 46 / Me at 26″….in reference to J.Lo still having what it takes, being hot, giving boners, etc… I assume that J.LO, along with her ass implants and breast implants, and botox, which is now part of her, is the one who put those out there.. Because all I see, is an old lady that sure, I’d fuck her, but she’s still an old lady…no matter how tight her SPANX outfit is, or how good it makes her ass look…she’s still fucking old… But keep on pretending she looks young…you fucking idiots… Here she is for some magazine..in tight clothing…as she does…because it keeps things in place… The post Everyone Loves J.Lo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Halloween is over, so it’s almost Christmas, am I allowed to say that it’s Christmas, in this era of distress, where Starbucks gets slandered by the non-Christians who feel oppressed by the Christian world they live in and shouldn’t be exposed to…. You or someone you know is probably a what I call a Virgin loser, but what you probably called a Star Wars fan…which is probably 99 percent of you, as Star Wars is the most anticipated, highly marketed, overrated bullshit to ever exist…but it made George Lucas a billionaire, so I guess it can’t be that bad…right? So with the help of my friends at TheGadgetFLow Here are the Top 10 Star Wars gifts according to me…yes I hand picked every last one of these fuckers….even though I hate Star Wars and think it is all that is wrong in the world…but I guess I’ve had sex with girls before…so I can’t relate… Some of these gift ideas are pretty good though… 1- the Star Wars Millenium Falcon Drone 2- Star Wars Droid 3- Light Sabre Chopsticks 4-
I figure if Cindy Crawford is willing to pimp her kid out to the media. Throwing her into modeling shoots, because modeling was so good for Cindy Crawford, it even landed her a billionaire heir to the Gerber empire husband, that with his sperm, she made this Kaia brat…straight from the mean streets of Malibu…and now in magazines…because these idiots can’t just be gracious or graceful in their fame and fortune, they just need to keep milking it and milking it, and all it takes is making a few calls, because she’s Cindy Crawford…. Even if this 14 year old model was a troll, missing fingers, with server developmental disabilities, wheel chair bound, albino….and covered in contagious lesions…she’d still be cast in Teen Vogue, they’d just use a lot of make-up, all thanks to being Cindy Crawford’s daughter… I’d assume that after seeing all the drugs, all the bad people at the parties she attended, Cindy Crawford would want her kid to do something more substantial…that involves not being a vapid twat…but instead…this is how she spends her high school weekends… I just can’t see how anything good will come from this…she’s still a fucking kid…even if kids these days have more sex partners than you by 12, and not even the ghetto ones from the projects…but rich ones too…thanks to internet porn and parents too into themselves to raise them properly… I guess the good news is that she’s cute, has potential, and in the next 4 years…will be walking the runway for that scam Victoria’s Secret, because that’s how their casting works… Everyone wants to be an instagram model, but legit with actual photoshoots..weird.. The post Kaia Gerber for Teen Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I figure if Cindy Crawford is willing to pimp her kid out to the media. Throwing her into modeling shoots, because modeling was so good for Cindy Crawford, it even landed her a billionaire heir to the Gerber empire husband, that with his sperm, she made this Kaia brat…straight from the mean streets of Malibu…and now in magazines…because these idiots can’t just be gracious or graceful in their fame and fortune, they just need to keep milking it and milking it, and all it takes is making a few calls, because she’s Cindy Crawford…. Even if this 14 year old model was a troll, missing fingers, with server developmental disabilities, wheel chair bound, albino….and covered in contagious lesions…she’d still be cast in Teen Vogue, they’d just use a lot of make-up, all thanks to being Cindy Crawford’s daughter… I’d assume that after seeing all the drugs, all the bad people at the parties she attended, Cindy Crawford would want her kid to do something more substantial…that involves not being a vapid twat…but instead…this is how she spends her high school weekends… I just can’t see how anything good will come from this…she’s still a fucking kid…even if kids these days have more sex partners than you by 12, and not even the ghetto ones from the projects…but rich ones too…thanks to internet porn and parents too into themselves to raise them properly… I guess the good news is that she’s cute, has potential, and in the next 4 years…will be walking the runway for that scam Victoria’s Secret, because that’s how their casting works… Everyone wants to be an instagram model, but legit with actual photoshoots..weird.. The post Kaia Gerber for Teen Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Michael Kors is a Huge fucking brand….so I wonder why the hired such a bootleg model…or why they did such a shitty video…or why it only has 2,000 views… Knowing they probably paid 250,000 dollars to 1,000,000 dollars for this…makes me want to hunt down the marketing person, lock them in my fucking basement, and let them die a long, drawn out, death…they deserve for being such fucking clowns, who lack creativity, vision, and even their “safe”…bullshit, fucking sucks… If you use a hooker who makes 10,000 dollars a year like Nina Agdal, use her like the fucking hooker she is… If you’re looking to build out your brand, do something interesting, even do something different…do something different.. It doesn’t mean “get naked girls shoving iphones in their assholes”…something we know Nina Agdal would do.. It does mean using your fucking money smarter and doing something interesting… There is so much waste in the world…wasted money, wasted opportunity…and I am only posting this because it fucking sucks…not because Michael Kors paid me 100,000 dollars to post it…ya know… Fuckers…and their downs syndrome looking models… The post Nina Agdal Holiday Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve never fucked an Asan, but I should considering my penis size, they just seem disgusted by me, usually because they already have their passports. Now I know that if I was to run to their country, they’d been into me thanks to wanting to be American…even though I am not American, they won’t know the difference, or maybe they will, seeing as they are Asian and thus robots good at math..and other binary code based languages….but you know what I’m saying..and that is that ethnic people will only fuck me for a passport… I have jerked off to a fitness video though, it was the 90s, pre internet, Jane Fonda VHS, you know…tight clothing…but their workout was a bit more dramatic than…this…slow moving, busty dance…but if it’s a new program, I hope it is offered at my gym, sign me up….I’ll sit in the back and watch…very intently to the demo…. The post Japanese Workout Video of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
