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Karlie Kloss for WSJ of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karlie Kloss is one of Taylor Swift’s life sized barbie dolls, who I guess is on payroll to hang with Taylor Swift and give the illusion that Taylor Swift has friends, because without this gang of models she surrounds herself with, that scream “I had no childhood, I am richer than god, I can buy people, and pay them their day rate, to sit on my couch”…because power hungry people are creepy….but less creepy when surrounded by models…even if what she does with them behind closed doors and under contract is… I don’t know why, I dig this SpaceX head office photoshoot, maybe because Karlie Kloss has great legs, maybe because I know SpaceX and space mining is the beginning of the end of humanity which excites me…or maybe it is just the panties…it’s probably just the panties…. The post Karlie Kloss for WSJ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Old lady model Candice Swanepoel loves posting pics of her bare ass… Even though she spent the decade long career being non-nude and boring as fuck… ALl of a sudden she’s done a nude shoot or two and I guess she’s loved the attention or feedback…possibly even getting a wet pussy, soaking through panties over it…as girls do…when guys jerk off to them….making her come out of her shell… Luckily, it’s not in a too little too late situation…it’s in a just fine, keep showing the ass but next time spread it apart for me cuz I like asshole situation..which is a common thread in my life… The post Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicola Peltz Billionaire Booty for a Magazine of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Billionaire booty…that’s what I call this shoot of Nicola Peltz, who was the Gigi Hadid before Gigi Hadid, that instead of investing into her instagram, decided to be the babe in Transformers….I assume because her billionaire dad invested in Transformers, or because her billionaire dad is homies with Michael Bay, who makes transformers, and together they live that Miami beach life…especailly during the Christmas season, as east coast jews tend to do.. Doesn’t matter why she’s a name, or how hungry she is for fame, despite having money to afford a life that involves not working or whoring out to the world, but I guess it’s some innate human instinct seeking acceptance and dominance in a patriarchal world…or some shit… I know I’d be using my trust fund for hookers and naps that last weeks.. But she’s using it to get in her underwear in magazines…so weird…to me…but I like billionaire booty / all booty / so it works… The post Nicola Peltz Billionaire Booty for a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emmmmmma Roberts Lookin’ Hot of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t care about her, what she’s up to in her career, I don’t follow her shit, but I still like Emmmmmma Roberts… I like that she’s the daughter of train wreck, Academy Award Winning, Womanizing and Drug Addicted, current star of Rihanna’s new music video Eric Roberts….you know daddy issues, even though every girl has daddy issues… I like that she’s a bit of a trainwreck herself, but a hollywood trainwreck, not a real trainwreck, she has a career and makes money and real trainwrecks don’t…but she’s got that whole rich and damaged, chain smoking, and rough around the edges even dark vibe to her.. I assume because she’s not into being associated with America’s Sweetheart thanks to a role as a hooker, Julia Roberts…and she needs to stay edgy to keep up her horror movie appeal… But none of that matters, what matters is that she’s hot…I’m superfical like that…I mean what else should we celebrate about her, that she’s a working actor? Like who gives a fuck about working actors or rich kids…this shit doesn’t matter…but skinny and hot…skinny and hot always matters… Here’s her dance video Here’s her bikini video…. The post Emmmmmma Roberts Lookin’ Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli Covered Up in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t hate Bar Refaeli because he’s jewish, but every Jewish person out there will think that is why I hate her, cuz jewish people are sensitive, I assume because of the holocaust, the same holocaust that brought Bar Refaeli’s family together, under unfortunate times, mixing their Jewish seed from all over the world, to produce what was once a hot, thick, busty, celebrity groupie, who fucked her way to 5 minutes of Victoria’s Secret and has been riding it ever since….I mean until now…now she’s covering up…cuz I guess she’s not 20 anymore….older, fatter, but still trying to market herself for money…..nothing wrong with that…I just prefer more tit. These “self shot” for the internet look a little too professionally shot for me….lies burning my eyes.

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Lindsay Lohan’s NEW Look for her NEW Job of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lohan’s been reported to be desperate for money and here she is with some new look, with new blonde hair and new lips that she claims is for a new part, which is technically the truth, but it’s not gonna be a movie for Disney, shit’s gonna be a fuckin’ porn, at least that’s what I assume because the porn companies are offereing her huge money and everyone knows that girls who jack up their lips and bleach out their hair are into suckin’ dick on camera, or stripping, or just attracting male attention cuz their dad’s were too busy spending late nights at the office….. Either way, I’m excited for this move and I think it was a great decision on her part

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