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Models for Self Service Magazine of the Day

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I am only posting these pictures by Photographer Ezra Petronio….for some fashion magazine called Self Service…to remind us all that amongst all the shit, there are tits…it is some needle in they haystack, but tits not needle shit….so even if you have to go through 20 pictures from one photoshoot, or 20 photoshoots, for one photoshoot with 20 pictures…there will be tits…somewhere…because tits are trendy, tits are fashion, tits are very now, because people don’t want you to sexualize tits…at least that’s what they tell you…when they are clearly using tits for hits…and I say…tits, under and and all lies, or storylines are still tits…and I say that no matter how many tits I see, in public, at the strip club, in a cheap model room on a crackwhore hooker looking for a shower…I’ll still want to suck them..cum on them…because tits are sexual..just stick your fingers in a girl and suck on them to see if she gets wetter or not… Spoiler alert… She gets wetter… Models in this shoot include… Julia Van Os, Anja Rubik, Natalie Westling, Chloe Sevigny, Marjan Jonkman, Grace Hartzel, & Audrey Nurit and most importanty..Anja Rubik’s tits… The post Models for Self Service Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Andreea Diaconu for i-D of the Day

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Apparently, Andreea Diaconu is some new recruit from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret. She’s from Romania who you can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased off the black market, because the black market likes to use the tall skinny girls abducted for human trafficking purposes for fashion. The money is better than the brothels or webcam dungeons they send the not as tall Eastern European girls…It is basic economics, 10,000 day rates or 4 dollars a minute…which they get 10 cents a minute from…is just more lucrative… I guess what I am saying is that I assumed all Romanians were Gypsies and touring circus acts…you know training Bears to Balance on balls…or walking the tight rope…but instead, this breakout star, gets featured in hip magazines like i-D…and probably live in a New York loft and fuck celebrities… I think the best quote from her Wikipedia is this pervert shit: Diaconu was 11 years old when a local scout first approached her to enter the field of modeling; however, she didn’t take them up on their offer until she was thirteen. She was discovered while swimming in a public pool. Child prostitution is a real thing…and hopefully not one you participate in…here are the pics… The post Andreea Diaconu for i-D of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maja Krag Danish Tits By Bjarke Johansen of the Day

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I wonder how many times I can say that Maja Krag is a Danish and I love Danish, whether from McDonalds, or Denmark, and I could eat Danish all day, rubbing it all over my dirty mouth until one of us gets a bacterial infection…you know spreading it’s doughy, and letting it’s sweet, warm almost melted nectar off my beard… I once encouraged you to CLICK ON HER MODEL AGENCY TEAR SHEET where you can learn all about her measurements, in the event you want to make a life sized replica of her…I wonder if any of you tried…or if you’re just more into her tits…and not really caring that she’s a Danish, even when you’re fat like me, and love Danish, in the form of hot model pussy and / or the pastry… Doesn’t matter, nothing matters, this doesn’t matter, but it’s a fun shoot, despite being black and white and black and white, in this digital age, is just homo fake “artist”…bullshit that makes me mad…I only like Black and White pre-digital when it was the cheaper way to take pics…Maja Krag…I love you The post Maja Krag Danish Tits By Bjarke Johansen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naomi Campbell for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Naomi Campbell, or as we like to call her, Midnight, because she reminds me of a black stripper in her 40s I once fell in love with because of her unique smell off too much perfume and black chick….coupled with the fact that black girls just don’t age like white girls…and into their 80s can be round assed, smooth skinned, goddesses…if they have the right athletic body type, because as you know, if you’ve been to Walmart and you have, that no all black girls are long, tall and lean..but rather…that round ass is round everything all jacked up with Diabetes as they drink their sugary drinks and eat their processed food…becuase America likes to oppress black people…while Europe and I guess Russia like to make them millionaires…like they did with Naomi Campbell…one of the most sour models in the history of models…with a diva personality far more interesting than Beyonce, or Oprah…. I am a fan, and not just because she still looks good naked…but because this is 25 years after she first started getting naked… The post Naomi Campbell for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Chastain May Have Nipples in W Magazine of the Day

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Jessica Chastain is a Juliard Graduate…which means she’s a real actress…professionally trained even though I think acting is a farce, a lie, bullshit and just something people who have massive egos do because they are pretentious and arrogant and have a confidence to be an asshole playing make belief for an audience…but maybe I am wrong… I can’t really place in any movie that she’s done, but apparently she’s award winning…I guess I am ignorant, but it didn’t take Jessica Chastain to realize that…I generally don’t really care about 38 year olds…or their careers…but I do care that she apparently important enough to show her old lady nipples in W Magazine….and nipples, even old lady nipples are fun to look at…part of the reason I applied for a job at an old folks home as a sponge bath giving orderly back in the 90s in the first place..before realizing…that there is such thing as too old nipples…and more important…vagina…Chastain has a few years before that happens though…so let her show off her talent while she can The post Jessica Chastain May Have Nipples in W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in Grazia of the Day

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Chemotherapy survivor…who didn’t let Chemotherapy make her miss a beat…allowing her to attend every event…even if it bloated her and forced her to get breast implants to balance things out…unless she doesn’t have breast implants at all…but instead just hit puberty…and the breast implants are just a rumor…because you’d you’d think that kind of invasive cosmetic surgery would be bad for a weak immune system…caused by her Lupus…but tits are good for business..and some risks are worth taking…especially when your Chemo dose didn’t make you lose you hair, unless this is a wig… Either way, she did Grazia…in the studio…because she’s an artist…if you consider plastic Disney bullshit art…and I guess it’s as close to Art as america really likes…it’s a culturally thing…now where’s my quick to digest and fill my hunger McDonalds to appease my instant gratification attention span…. I guess what I am trying to say is that I can’t get enough of Selena Gomez…and here she is in another magazine on her Lupus Chemotherapy tour that would be exhausting and not advised if she was actually sick… The post Selena Gomez in Grazia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora is a Mermaid of the Day

Posted on October 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rita Ora dressed like a mermaid because she want’s you to think she’s some kind of majestic….mystical….mythical.. Siren… You know the kind of half fish, half woman to seduce your pirate ass… When really the only thing Siren about her is the fishy smell coming out of her cunt…because all the rich and famous executives and producers she’s had sex with…didn’t require much seduction…they saw young tits, and were like, ok…here’s a deal… But let her pretend…she’s not some gutter street level hooker…but rather something with a bigger purpose…because she can.. Here are some pics for her snapchats… Here she is leaving a hotel..in a weird spandex outfit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora is a Mermaid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Dobrev in Interview Magazine of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is in Interview magazine, because I guess people care about what she has to say… I think she’s a Canadian from a show called Vampire Diaries who has turned her back on Canada to become Hollywood and pretend she’s not Canadian, since she’s brown and they can pretend she’s a Mexican American and Mexican Americans are the majority, and will thus make her famous…because they love supporting their own…even if their own are in shitty shows, are Jessica Alba…who pretends she’s not Mexican…or J.Lo…who is Puerto Rican, but bitch will exploit any culture for a dollar… Or she is from Glee….and now she’s in a bra top in a magazine…fascinating… The post Nina Dobrev in Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Tongues Her Dog of the Day

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Here’s a little Miley Cyrus tonguing her dog…because Miley Cyrus is strategic, she’s a Disney trained performer, and the conditions they put the people who work their theme parks should be a sign of the training they put into their bread winning, money making, machines… Meaning, everything she does is programmed, designed, strategic… Now I don’t know what tonguing her dog has to do with anything…or how this helps her in anyway…but at least one of you will masterbate to it and that means I am doing my job…even though I don’t have a job. The post Miley Cyrus Tongues Her Dog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid is a Fun Rich Kid of the Day

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Bella Hadid posted some porny pics…or one porny picture on the internet because I guess this is how her team has decided to market her, to contrast the blonde sister, so that they seem more dynamic than the vapid rich cunts no one should care about, but do care about, because they are lazy and take what comes their way or what is shoved down their throat…while the Hadids are good at shoving things down throats…their rich dad did it with their mom because she was a model who liked rich guys…and their mom did it with the guy who owns GUESS while trying to get their daughter Gigi, who they felt was a better opener a gig… It all worked out for this one…who we call the titty exposing, darker, because it’s more compelling for the family strategy, a strategy you have to remember was on TV, in reality shows, being bootleg Kardashians…and therefore absolute garbage… TO SEE GIGI AND BELLA AT AN EVENT – CLICK HERE The post Bella Hadid is a Fun Rich Kid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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