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Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill Bikinis of the Day

Look at these hookers in Bora Bora…just having a great time, half naked, showing off their long, lean bodies they were probably teased for having, because fat girls are mean…before they become overpaid mannequins to sell bikinis,…not that these girls are getting paid anything near the older Victoria’s Secret models, the company has probably figured out they can get free, hot as fuck, all these girls have posed nude for free to get to this level of their career, and would probably continue to pose for free…just to have that stamp of approval of the brand…to allow them to be as famous of a model as they can be….because billionaires like getting that kind of model pregnant… If you’re tall and skinny, it’s hard to make things look bad…and when you’re on the beaches of Bora Bora and everything is that bright blue paradise…as most of us sit here in our shitty basement apartments, in grey rainy fall weather….it’s really hard to make things look bad…however it is easy to make us hate you… That models are Josephine SKriver the test tube baby, Elsa Hosk the Swede, Taylor Hill the New Girl… and Sara Sampaio the Portuguese girl no one in Portugal has heard of because they are all fisherman… I love how they pretend to like each other, when you know if one of them was fucking Leo, the other would move in and get that as fast as her pussy could say “Feed me herpes, validate the parking ticket that is my vagina”…they call them Frenemies…I refuse to ever use that word… The post Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Has No Bra Because of Chemotherapy of the Day

Here’s Selena Gomez not wearing a bra which was convenient because it was “No Bra Day”…maybe it has more to do with her Chemotherapy…that seems to be her solid excuse lately that gets everyone feeling sorry for her… Or maybe it is just her attention seeking…for her new album Revival.. Good hustle, Good Strategy, I mean why else would she buy herself tits…during her horribly sad chemotherapy… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Has No Bra Because of Chemotherapy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Noah Steenbruggen is the Naked No Name Model of the Day

When you’re name is Noah Steenbruggen… The silliest name for a hot model to have…because the last name is so long, yet her first name is the name of one of God’s messengers who the Jewish religion is based on, a bearded old man…and his 10 commandements, one of which must be thou shall not get naked on internet for no money but for the sake of getting noticed – even though you’ll pretend it is art… No wait, that was Moses….Noah was the one with the boat to save the animals…I love animals…he’s the only good story religion, which is clearly a farce has to tell…and this Noah carries the tradition…bringing her own flood in the form of hosing her hot body down with water…and the only thing that needs to be ridden into the sunset who floats like a raft…is me…and the only animal that needs saving is my furry little atrophied estrogen filled balls… What I am saying is that if this Noah was the basis of religion…I’d be a believer…because I am a believer in anything going on here…Pics by Alejandro Pereira and they’re good enough for me… The post Noah Steenbruggen is the Naked No Name Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Saskia de Brauw’s the Boy With Tits of the Day

Saskia de Brauw is a model who has great tits…but she looks like a boy, because being gender obscure is the new being a tart with huge fake tits like a barbie doll…and the kids relate more to a dirty hipster looking bitch who could have a dick, and that doesn’t matter because we’re all queer, politically correct weirdos with jacked up hormones thanks to the birth control in our drinking water and/or food sources…and we all just love each other…even though we also love abuse porn, and bullying, just secretly…because it gets in the way of the holier than thou mantra they all live by…these little overly nice and respectful freaks…where is the fucking anger in this world…bring it.. Or not…live the lie, the eutopia…hypocrisy…and fuck each other…hopefully getting aids at your orgy, while I struggle here with this Saskia de Brauw…and whether I like the tits…or if the short hair makes me a faggot… The post Saskia de Brauw’s the Boy With Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele Tucking Her Dick in Women’s Health while Victoria’s Justice is in Health of the Day

Lea Michele is in Women’s Health, one of those magazines like Shape that don’t put any budget into their photoshoots, but rather put it all into their photoshopping after the photoshoots…because every single one of their editorial shoots has been garbage…whether it is Oprah, or anyone, they just turn these girls…and sometimes guys…dressed like girls…into a cartoon version of themselves… But it is nice that Lea Michele, the mourning Glee superstar with a man face…tucked in her cock… I don’t think the world is ready for her to Caitlin Jenner…or say she was Caitlin Jenner first… If that doesn’t excite you…here’s Victoria Justice for Health … probably a similar shitty magazine with a shitty photo team…making shitty pics of these girls and their shitty, uninspiring bodies…with so much health advice like “hire a trainer and a chef”….to continue the nation on the path to 90 percent obese… The post Lea Michele Tucking Her Dick in Women’s Health while Victoria’s Justice is in Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid Arm Bra Squeezing her Tits for Vogue Netherlands of the Day

elite.style It’s a fast paced world…where all of these twats are interchangeable because there are just so many of them…and the audience is fickle, we don’t fucking care or get emotionally attached to anything, not girls we fuck, not even girls we date exclusively, thanks to the internet giving us, even the most pathetic of us options… So yes, her dad bought her career, the fact she got out of bed maintained her career, but she’s hardly iconic because agencies push her on brands…or brads pic her up because she’s “relevant’ on social media…because social media likes are lies, half fake, definitely passive and it happens in a 2 second flash of brain power clicked follow…after reading an article on the bitch…but that no one actually really cares about…for anything more than the novelty…none of that shit matters, that’s just the way brands with retard staff gage things… Doesn’t matter, what matters is that she’s topless and squeezing her tits with her bra…you see I don’t care who is doing it, why they are doing, or how many likes they get doing it…I just care that they are doing…so whether this is Gigi, or Nini, or TayTay or TeeTee or shut the fuck up with your dumb fucking names…or not…tits squeezed in arms of value…the rest of her we can throw the fuck out…or up on…either way..treat her like the worthless, undeserving, spoiled shit she is.. The post Gigi Hadid Arm Bra Squeezing her Tits for Vogue Netherlands of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Woman with a Stick and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Steals Booze and Dances Fireman Catches on Fire… Kids Try to Rob Store with a Rifle..Get Scared Off With a Broom Dog Rescued from Sewer… Cop Tries Saving a Black Guy – By Choking Him Out Sheriff Slams 14 Year old on Rollerskates – Don’t Worry You Don’t Need to Riot – He’s White…. Drunk Driver Uses Periscope… Stubs vs GUNs Man Intimidates Old Man….on Bus…. Waterspout vs Postal Truck.. Grilled Meat Vendor Doesn’t Give a Fuck About Explosion… The post Naked Woman with a Stick and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Face of the Day

Let’s take a moment out of our busy unemployed lives…to look at this perfectly captured moment Taylor Swift was nice enough to share of us…of her face scrunched up…in what could be her uncomfortable with the smell of Black people, as some people from Tennessee would be…or maybe it’s just her reminding us that she’s quirky as fuck and has zero sex appeal no matter how spread her legs are…or how many dudes she’s let cum inside her….because I have a feeling that this is what she looks like when she’s focused and about to cum….all like the kid allergic to everything in your elementary school having an asthma attach because he sat next to someone eating a peanut butter sandwich…and if that’s not erotic to you…you’re dead on the inside…even though Taylor Swift is never erotic to me…because I am dead on the inside…but gay guys love her…and so do the Christians…so her sex appeal, no matter how hard she tries…still drives her boyfriends to erotic massage parlors…that don’t give prostate massages but that still jerk you off…because either Taylor is shitty in bed, or they don’t even have sex and it’s all business…or she’s a freak and made him do it…because her people are her puppets…who knows… The post Taylor Swift Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Surly Gay Flight Attendant Kicks Girl Off the Plane of the Day

I just assume “Tim” was a surly, angry, gay who possibly woke up on the wrong side of the anal sex this morning…because he is a flight attendant or as I call them “Stewardess”…and this story is ridiculous… After this girl didn’t hear Tim (flight attendant in aisle) ask her to move to let someone by near the front of the plane, he raised his voice, which surprised and upset her. She apologized to him, took her seat in front of me, but then called another attendant over to say Tim had been rude to her. Tim saw this and had her thrown off the flight! Afterward about 20 of us grabbed the pilot at the gate to complain, this shear number shows Tim was way out of line and was just being an ass. USAir/American Flight 408, October 11, 2015. The girl was in seat 20F. Don’t fly these airlines!! Tim is a power tripping chubby bitch….but keep in mind US AIR is the worst fucking airline in the US AIR.. It kinda reminds me of this rat killing a pigeon… The post Surly Gay Flight Attendant Kicks Girl Off the Plane of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hayden Panettiere Hates Her Baby of the Day

So the news on FB, that’s I’m too lazy to type out “Facebook”, is that Hayden Panettiere checked herself into a rehab facility because she had postpartum depression….which is code for “I hate my fucking baby and want to kill the motherfuckeer than myself”… She posted a picture of her post baby body, with a little passive aggressive resentment the other day, before checking herself in…and I can assume it’s a hormones being all out of whack fucking up the chemicals in her brain…because based on her 7 foot RUSSIAN baby daddy with possibly no soul, as most RUSSIANS I know have no souls, and they aren’t professional thugs….I’ll assume her pussy was already broke down and bet the fuck up long before the baby ever came…but rather when he first came.. I guess this is a real issue, being a parent is hard, especially when your own mother is some soap star vapid looking porno bitch…or maybe it is because her character on TV had it – and gave her some thoughts…that she realized having babies sucks… So some call it postpartum depression, I call it buyers remorse…or really just being a parent, since having kids…is the fucking worst…and getting rid of them and their annoying ways…is a real option, just not in today’s society…but 400 years ago, you could have pulled it off… I guess checking herself in – is better for her career than baby killing… The post Hayden Panettiere Hates Her Baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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